- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Walking to gamestop, all ready to get my copy, but when i get there it says "Out of Buissness." So I walk over to EBGames, but on the way I get run over by a HUGE truck driven by a Canadian with an agenda. So, in my wheelchair, I hurry over to Walk-Mart, only to find out that Halo 2 is sold out, but I should go try Target. So I hurry over to Target, and they have one copy left, and it costs $54.99 dollars. So i take out my $54.98, looking for the other penny I should have in my pocket... since I'm in injured and all, it takes me about a minute, and by the time I take it out some Nerd paid for it. So I'm rolling my wheelchair back home, all dejected, when I find a fresh, unopened copy of Halo 2 on the road. I reach down to get it, but can't get to it since I'm in a wheelchair. I only need a strech of 5 more centimeters to get to it... 4... 3... 2... 1... all of a sudden the same EXACT truck that ran me over runs over the copy of Halo 2 with my hand on it. I loose my good hand, and forever am cursed without playing Halo 2 (PS. This is a true story, it happened to my friend with Halo: Combat Evolved).