- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
the monkeys!
what, haven't you heard? all the bungie employees are really a very rare kind of monkeys from africas secret mars project headquarters on the moon triton, brought to earth as a link in NASA's secret plan to conquer the marsians secret jupiter base on pluto's mooon charon's unknown sibling moon, called reach, were NASA hopes to find the way to halo so that they can commit suicide in the coolest way possible