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Subject: A SPARTAN in a bar fight
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why would a spartan go into a bar? Shouldn't he be out dying for the cause, or something? I'd pay to see the Mc beat the crap out of some fat drunk guy, though.

  • 07.23.2004 7:19 AM PDT
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well, first off, can cyborgs get drunk? if so, how? the girly drinks that taste good, or pale ale, or shots, or just plain hard liquier?

  • 07.23.2004 7:20 AM PDT
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Of course Cyborgs can get drunk. He's not all machine

  • 07.23.2004 7:24 AM PDT
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He's not machine at all. Except for his armor. The physical augmentation isn't machine, it just enhanced his body's natural capabilities.

  • 07.23.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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PUNCH... OOF!

The guy flies through the air, crashes through a wall, and another wall behind that wall, and another wall behind that wall, and another wall behind that wall...

And comes to a stop 20 seconds later in the supermarket next door.

  • 07.23.2004 9:38 AM PDT
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flies through the air?!?!
Are you kidding? Once punch from a spartan would shatter a normal mans skull where he stands! lol (if he were wearing the mjolnir armor that is)

  • 07.23.2004 9:44 AM PDT
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Hell he probably doesnt need his armor to bust a guys face in.

  • 07.23.2004 10:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yan Yin
PUNCH... OOF!

The guy flies through the air, crashes through a wall, and another wall behind that wall, and another wall behind that wall, and another wall behind that wall...

And comes to a stop 20 seconds later in the supermarket next door.


LOL well said!!!

  • 07.23.2004 10:28 AM PDT
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i bet he could make the otha guy into a soft liquid material seeing how strong he is

  • 07.26.2004 10:30 PM PDT
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jeez i mean come on, if u have read the books he took on 3 ODSTs in a boxing ring and killed a couple of them, a bar fight would just be completely laughable, the other guy wouldn't even have time to pick up his fist b4 he'd b dead

  • 07.26.2004 10:35 PM PDT
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Spartan : *WHAMMO!!* Dude, you dropped something.

Stupid Drunk MoFo: Whats that?

Spartan : Your head.

  • 07.26.2004 11:45 PM PDT
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Actualy, SPARTANS have cybornetic implants.

  • 07.27.2004 12:24 AM PDT
Subject: A SPARTAN in a bar fight
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LOL- could you imagine this??

  • 07.23.2004 7:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ename Nep
why would a spartan go into a bar? Shouldn't he be out dying for the cause, or something? I'd pay to see the Mc beat the crap out of some fat drunk guy, though.


He wouldn't be out dying for his cause. He would be out making others die for their cause. (read it on a sig somewhere)

  • 07.27.2004 2:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: jester977
flies through the air?!?!
Are you kidding? Once punch from a spartan would shatter a normal mans skull where he stands! lol (if he were wearing the mjolnir armor that is)


No, I think it would still have the same effect, even without the armor.

  • 07.27.2004 8:03 AM PDT