- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
If you are ever compelled to create a post in order to feel important STOP RIGHT T-H-E-R-E.
If you want to create a thread for the mere sake of making yourself known, STOP RIGHT T-H-E-R-E.
If you create a thread to make a poll on the alluring attributes of Cortana and their potential for augmentation, STOP RIGHT T-H-E-R-E. ...and SLAP YOURSELF.
If you think you have a completely REVOLUTIONARY finding or theory, STOP RIGHT T-H-E-R-E. ...and go to HBO.
If you feel that HALO is at all a game not worthy of God-like status, and wish to express that belief, STOP RIGHT T-H-E-R-E. ...and go play Halo.
If you feel at all that the people on this forum (including myself) are complete FREAKS, then you are correct. Would you like a cookie, or a trophy? Perhaps both? Rammed up your sphinkter?
If at all you feel these symptoms coming over you, STOP RIGHT T-H-E-R-E and slam your head against a firm, stationary object (i.e. a wall, coffeetable, XBOX console) and take a nap. Wake up a few hours later, eat some cheesy poofs, and take two prozac.
Then play the Silent Cartographer on Legendary and come back.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
~SPARTAN 021