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Subject: Shishka, we know you know about Ling-Ling!!

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Posted by: Josher 35
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And people wonder why I never stop and ask for directions.


Because you are a women?

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP LADIES!!!!!

I guess I am going to have to explain to everyone who the man around here is.
PVT. JOSHER ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME MAGGOT!!!!!!

To the rest of Bungie.net sorry Recruit#35 has kicked me into Drill Instructor mode.
(marinealver* begening to think that frowny face will look real good in a jar)


I'm surprised you came back with something, not that it was very good, lol. Could you blame me?


Oooooh burn. Josher is the human BBQ today!

I say we get Shishka to enlighten us.

  • 07.14.2005 10:04 AM PDT

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I say we get Shishka to enlighten us.


Larger groups of people have died trying.

  • 07.14.2005 10:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: Gods Prophet
I say we get Shishka to enlighten us.


Larger groups of people have died trying.


Hmm.. *goes back to the old archieves*

  • 07.14.2005 11:07 AM PDT

Again with the Ling-ling.

  • 07.14.2005 1:53 PM PDT
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Your joking, every time i try to get enlightened i get banned!

  • 07.14.2005 2:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: Gods Prophet
I say we get Shishka to enlighten us.


Larger groups of people have died trying.

Could we add Josher35 to that list : )

  • 07.14.2005 8:51 PM PDT
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Could we add Josher35 to that list : )


I feel so loved, lol.

  • 07.14.2005 8:56 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Posted by: marinealver
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Posted by: Gods Prophet
I say we get Shishka to enlighten us.


Larger groups of people have died trying.

Could we add Josher35 to that list : )


Heh, I'm surprised how many people have been picking on Josher lately. He never used to draw this sort of attention on the main forums.

  • 07.15.2005 6:45 AM PDT
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He enjoys getting bullied, you can tell from his lovely smiley avatar...

  • 07.15.2005 6:49 AM PDT
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Ling-Ling

Dog's head in a jar. Has mystical significance. But it's too nasty to think about. Especially if you think about opening the jar, and drinking the head-water down in one mighty draft. DANGER! Do not juxtapose Tijuana Mama with Ling Ling! When the jar containing Ling Ling finally breaks, as it must, Bungie will make a sequel to Gnop!


can't wait for Gnop 2.....

[Edited on 7/15/2005]

  • 07.15.2005 8:26 AM PDT
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It's a frowny.

Its funny how so many people call this thing a sad smiley, lol.

  • 07.15.2005 9:21 AM PDT
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Shishka hasn't exactly been known for enlightenment.

Oh, and Josher, I Love You.

  • 07.15.2005 10:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: Josher 35
It's a frowny.

Its funny how so many people call this thing a sad smiley, lol.



Maybe I should've put a "[/sarc]" at the end of my post......

  • 07.15.2005 1:42 PM PDT

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battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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Posted by: Josher 35
It's a frowny.

Its funny how so many people call this thing a sad smiley, lol.



Maybe I should've put a "[/sarc]" at the end of my post......

It is [/sarcasim] not [/sarc] Sarc is a well, I don't know what it is, and I am too lazy to grab a dictionary and find out.

  • 07.15.2005 2:49 PM PDT
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maybe the great secret is exactly as it appears.

these dudes found a missing dogs head at one point or another (they of course, being lowly Mac computer programmers in the early nineties travelling in a gang along the streets of a ruined city). they kept it as a reminder that things could only get better.

at some other point (after a considerable increase in both general power and monetary funding) a certain game so convinced them that it was possible to take over the world. soon enough they were looking for that fifth or sixth step in world domination and saw the head looking back at them, terrified of its own demise. it fit. even though they had already found it.

and there you have it. i would guess, if you truly wanted to find ling-ling's head, you need only look in Shiska's office, where the frozen stare of a small dog head keeps its silent vigil (except for giving him seedy, indirect retorts to direct questions). or look in whatever garbage dumps they have in chicago (or washington, or, you know, wherever there are good dumping grounds).

cholo.

  • 07.15.2005 9:22 PM PDT
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Bungie itself is about as enlightening as a lightbulb is to a moth. Just circle around it without going anywhere.

FYI: Moths navigate by moon/sunlight, depending on where the light it determines how they travel. Useually keeping the light to one side of their body to stay in a straight line. Thus if one were to be cought in the shine of a lightbulb it would endlessly circle the bulb.


Edit: For some reason the realization of such a thing doesn't stop me from being here, playing their games, and wishing I knew more than the rest of you. I don't though, so I remain searching as many seem to.

[Edited on 7/16/2005]

  • 07.16.2005 1:18 AM PDT

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