- IplayDreamcast
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Now, finally, in 2010, I can finally play Halo 2 online like I've always wanted to since November of 2004.
Oh, you know, preparing for 10 years into the future man, you see, nobody from Bungiei has read this yet, we have a secret DNA encryption identification system that works through your keyboard to read your fingerprings and skin residue to confirm that you aren't a Bungie or MS employee. We have been working with Aliens from the future to allow us to successfully predict who will work for Bungie or MS in the future, and when current, past of future employees of those companies use their computers, this thread doesn't show up.
In addition to that, we have also made deals with the Covenant to supply us with their awesome computer screen technology to be triply sure you see. If a Bungie employee is looking at this thread, he only sees a picture of The Addicts singing, 'Viva la Revolution" and regards it as nothing and looks away...while in ACTUALITY, this super secret thread, protected with futeristic technology is displaying the real content to anybody who won't hinder our progress.
In 10 years when the forces of evil will be conspiaring to erase Halo 2 online off of the face of the earth forever, this thread will all of a sudden jump out, and save us from evil death and destruction and corruption of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 14.
And THEN this thread will save Halo 2's magnificent life FOREVER, FOORREEVVER, FORREVVVVVER FORRRRREEVERRRR.