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  • Poll [9 votes]: Who would win in a fight, the Webmaster, or a real gorilla?
Subject: Webmaster vs. Real Gorilla

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Poll: Who would win in a fight, the Webmaster, or a real gorilla?  [closed]
The Webmaster:  56%
(5 Votes)
The gorilla:  22%
(2 Votes)
The Webmaster, but only if drunk:  22%
(2 Votes)
The gorilla, but only a girl gorilla:  0%
(0 Votes)
Total Votes: 9

It would be a close one, I admit, but in the end, I believe the webmaster would prevail with his witty insults. The other option is that his insults would enrage the beast to fight hader. Hmmm....

What is up with the Webmaster anyways? Why does he always insult people who ask real questions? Isn't flaming frowned upon now? ;-)

  • 04.28.2004 11:16 AM PDT

Damn, this is a hard one. I'll put it this way, it would be a tie if a drunken Webmaster fought a female gorilla. Simple, no?

  • 04.28.2004 11:20 AM PDT
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Um...a gorilla would kill him in two seconds. Lets not forget that the webmaster is just a geek in gorilla suit. He doesn't have superpowers or anything.

  • 04.28.2004 11:52 AM PDT

Posted by: stosh
He doesn't have superpowers or anything.


Drunkenness is a superpower. Everyone knows you don't fight a drunk guy...

  • 04.28.2004 11:55 AM PDT

bah

Do not underestimate the power of the tongue. The Webmaster is the master of insults. If he could make the gorilla cry, he would win.

  • 04.28.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Do not underestimate the power of the tongue. The Webmaster is the master of insults. If he could make the gorilla cry, he would win.

HAHAHA, he could do that in two seconds.... does he get cowboy powers from the hat? Maybe he could use them to lassoo the gorilla and attach it to a fast moving horse or other such fast moving object.

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Posted by: stosh
Lets not forget that the webmaster is just a geek in gorilla suit. He doesn't have superpowers or anything.


Nice one stosh; now all of the younger people in the Underground aren't going to believe that he's real; I'm sure the first thing you are going to tell your kids once they're born in that Santa Clause isn't real huh?

Hell, throw in the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy while you're at it...

For shame stosh, for shame...

  • 04.28.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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I didn't say he wasn't real. I'm just telling you what he actually is....a crazy dude in a gorilla suit.

He is real. I met him - twice.

  • 04.28.2004 12:25 PM PDT