- TRITESANDWICH
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- Noble Legendary Member
Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.
Condoms, spanish fly, vodka, ball gag, dildo, iPod, camera, little black book, coloring book, box of crayons, picture of mom, a sandwich with the crust cut off (made by his mom), a sexy picture of Dare, lighter, fuzzy handcuffs, leopard skin speedo, just the basic things every ODST needs to survive for long periods of time on the battle field.