Posted by: SimpleStrike112
Playboy and MAD magazines, a rubber duck, a ball of yarn, a grunt facemask, John Marston, Jelly Beans, 4 donuts, an ipod nano, Mythbusters season 6, a llama, a few comedy movies, superman comics, Led Zeppelin, lepracy, Squidward's house, 5 gold rings, a hello kitty bandaid, string cheese, gasoline, clay, Gears of War 2, a photo of Master Chief, Nuka Cola, Alien vs Predator, a USB cable, broken glass, a ball of lint, 15 monopoly dollars, the flood, 101 dalmations, Paul Revere, a box of pre-lit matches, Ren and Stimpy, Dubble Bubble, Snickerdoodles, a collar, Arnold Schwarzenegger, a car battery, Chicken McNuggets, Pizazzium Infinionite?, a sweater made with love, burnt oatmeal, the oracle, the Queen Anne's Revenge, the tooth fairy, Stonehenge, the Aperture science thing that we don't know what it does, 17 army men, the Iron Giant, Darth Vader, a NES, a flat tire, a Tesla coil, Harry Potter's glasses, dry ice, fresh vomit, Tom and Jerry, a Buddhist bible, King Kong, a nail with a cork taped to it, a phonograph, Stosh, hay, 2 men in black, a popped balloon, a lovely bunch of coconuts, zombie bait, a go-kart, an artifial caveman, Golem, some android, Narnia, 6 ladybugs, octopus sauce, ski poles, high heels, a tailed frog, a fake toe, a real toe, a lampshade caddy, shaving cream without a razor, a key from 1934, 9 logs, a nuclear bomb without a twin pulse generator, a round screwdriver, a fishing reel, a 2 foot ladder, a rock from the Grand Canyon, rotten eggs, a wet leaf, a missile full of flour, flaming leather, George Washington's left sock, a stolen plastic cup, mummy powder, a book on misspeling, a frozen towel, smoke in a jar, old goat milk, soil juice, poisonous chocolates for a certain ex-wife, a fridge magnet with a spider in it, a 17500008300 watt flashlight with dead batteries, the indestructible geode, 1 scuba diving flipper, a soccer ball with somebody's shoe stuck halfway inside of it, a tin bra, a pencil belonging to a dead cow, superbowl-based quiz cards, a ziploc bag full of sewage, a booklet on perpendicular parking, a 34 degree angle measuring tape, haunted welding gloves, his favorite stuffed animal, a Jack-o-Lantern from Bulgaria, a bucket full of sawdust, a peanut butter and petroleum jelly sandwich, a melted tiger's blood sno-cone, a coin buried in plaster of paris, floppy sheet metal, a sponge that soaks up lava instead of water, mashed potatoes shaped like mushrooms, cacti, a sailfish whistle, a CD consisting of the same song about peanuts repeated 25 times, a miniature version of Venus, a piece of white paper with so much pencil lead on it that it turned black and is virtually useless now, a werewolf's toenails, and 30% of everything else listed above this post.
My mind just got blown. A 17500008300 flash light would probably be as bright as the sun while staring at it right next to it and you would probably go blind by looking at it.