- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I suggest to first skin him alive. Then, we proceed to drive spikes through all of its limbs, and lightly torch his open tissue. Then we use a circular saw to slowly rip his lower half off. We beat its tail with a hammer untill it falls off, bit by bit. Then, we use a sharp knife to saw open a part of its head. We then plunge nails into the non-lethal parts of the brain. We gut him, leaving only his heart and lungs operational. After that, we pour gasoline all over him. Strap him to a pile of TNT, and then torch the whole thing.
I think that should be sufficient. Muahahahaha!!!!