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Subject: How do you want the Gecko in the Gieco commercials to die?
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Poll: Admit it, you want him to die, how?  [closed]
Strangled and swallowed whole by a snake:  13%
(2 Votes)
falls into a blender:  33%
(5 Votes)
Trampled by a herd of dumb rabbits:  0%
(0 Votes)
Blown up by one of those tank firecrackers:  0%
(0 Votes)
Roadkill!:  13%
(2 Votes)
other (please specify with detail):  40%
(6 Votes)
Total Votes: 15

Cmon, deep down inside you all find that car insurance little green bastard dead simply for being annoying.

  • 07.27.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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We should string him up by his toes with colored, waxed, dental floss, and then beat him into a state of unconsciousness with an organically grown carrot!

then we can put him face first into a porta potty and roll him down the grand canyon, and then we can rub ben-blam!- all over him so he burns and then we can just poke him with a stick till he croaks.

  • 07.27.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

the geco and i are tight.
i heared he was with j-lo.
but i go to his house all the time.

but i do have some good news: i just saved money on my car insurence by switching to gieco.

  • 07.27.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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I dont mind the gecko. I want those people in the Crest touchups commercial to be "KIKED 2 DETH."

  • 07.27.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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He will NEVER die.

I do have a good idea for a commercial though.

It’s in a hospital, and the doctor is sitting down with a family

Doctor: I have good news!

Mother: Our son is going to live?

Doctor: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco

  • 07.27.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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he could be run over by someone driving without car insurance.

  • 07.27.2004 9:16 PM PDT
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I suggest to first skin him alive. Then, we proceed to drive spikes through all of its limbs, and lightly torch his open tissue. Then we use a circular saw to slowly rip his lower half off. We beat its tail with a hammer untill it falls off, bit by bit. Then, we use a sharp knife to saw open a part of its head. We then plunge nails into the non-lethal parts of the brain. We gut him, leaving only his heart and lungs operational. After that, we pour gasoline all over him. Strap him to a pile of TNT, and then torch the whole thing.

I think that should be sufficient. Muahahahaha!!!!

  • 07.27.2004 9:39 PM PDT

How about we throw him into a pit of acid with leeches it it? That way he could burn and suck (even more) at the same time.

  • 07.27.2004 9:41 PM PDT

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We pike him with a rusty corkscrew.

  • 07.27.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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We impale him with a toothpick

  • 07.27.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
How about we throw him into a pit of acid with leeches it it? That way he could burn and suck (even more) at the same time.


I don't think leeches can live in acid...but funny nonetheless

Weird to spell acid with only one "d"

  • 07.27.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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Yes, leeches will do. Of course, we can't leave him in the acid for too long, as that would accelerate his death. We need to make him suffer as long as possible. Let's make him eat his own fried legs. And tail, after we beat it off with a blunt object.

  • 07.27.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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You guys are starting to scare me...

  • 07.27.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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i like iguanas

  • 07.27.2004 10:46 PM PDT
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i voted for roadkill because of the irony in it he gets run over by the same thing hes selling insurance for

  • 07.27.2004 11:28 PM PDT
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We should lock him in a room that's not long enough to lay down in, or tall enough to stand up in. Then, feed him just enough to keep him alive, but not healthy. And he'd have to go to the bathroom in that cell too- he'd be eating, sleeping, and s.hitting all in the same 6" x 6" cell untill he died.

  • 07.27.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
We should lock him in a room that's not long enough to lay down in, or tall enough to stand up in. Then, feed him just enough to keep him alive, but not healthy. And he'd have to go to the bathroom in that cell too- he'd be eating, sleeping, and s.hitting all in the same 6" x 6" cell untill he died.

hes a gecko i think it would be more of a box

  • 07.27.2004 11:33 PM PDT
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Yeah...that's pretty much what I said.

Don't state the obvious.

  • 07.27.2004 11:44 PM PDT
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take an exacto knife then cut several slips into his scales dip him in lemon juice

  • 07.28.2004 12:07 AM PDT
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I love the 2 squirrels who run out on the road and after the car crashes they high five.

It's pure comic genius

  • 07.28.2004 12:14 AM PDT