- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
My conversation wasn't nearly as funny as the others. I pretended to be Spike Jonze, didn't work..
Welcome to Microsoft XBox Support
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{Roby}Welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Roby!
{Spike Jonze}Hey, Roby! How's it going?
{Roby}Please elaborate your inquiry about Halo.
{Spike Jonze}I'm film director Spike Jonze and I have a problem playing Halo on my XBOX.
{Spike Jonze}The problem is that it's not Halo 2, and that frustrates Spike Jonze.
{Roby}With regard to playing Halo, what seems to be the problem?
{Roby}Did you receive any error message?
{Spike Jonze}Yes, my XBOX says, and I quote "This is not Halo 2, the only Halo I will play is Halo 2".. What's that supposed to mean?
{Spike Jonze}I'm no computer technician like you guys so excuse me if I'm confused.
{Spike Jonze}Also, I love bees, don't you?
{Spike Jonze}Bees are sexy, in a -blam!--erotic kind of way don't you think?
{Roby}Halo 2 is yet to be released on November 9, that's why you can't play that game yet.
{Spike Jonze}AH!!!! I knew there was something amiss!
{Spike Jonze}Why does it take you so long to reply, this confuses film director Spike Jonze?
{Roby}We are currently experiencing high chat levels, and there may be delays in replying to you throughout this chat as we're servicing multiple clients at the same time. Thank you for your understanding.
{Spike Jonze}Oh, I see.
{Spike Jonze}I also have another problem.
{Roby}What is it?
{Spike Jonze}Apparently this "Rommel" guy has been cursing at people from the forums and it is making them depressed and suicidal.
{Spike Jonze}Either that or they're editing their chats to be "funny", but I don't think that's funny at all.
{Roby}Yes, they seem to ave fun on editing our chat sessions.
{Spike Jonze}It's quite awful, really.
{Spike Jonze}You should have them banned.
{Spike Jonze}HEY!!! My XBox just froze!!!
{Spike Jonze}The screen turned black now.
{Roby}Did you notice anything different?
{Spike Jonze}^^
{Spike Jonze}Black screen.
{Spike Jonze}Wait, you mean while I was playing?
{Roby}Are you playing right at this moment?
{Spike Jonze}Well, I was then it went black.
{Spike Jonze}All I did was push that little button on the front, you know, the one that turbo charges the games.
{Spike Jonze}I have a special limited edition Turbo King Xbox from the Depths of the African Jungle.
{Spike Jonze}There are only 2 in the whole world. Both I and Bill Gates have one.
{Spike Jonze}Usually games go hyper-turbo and it finishes the game for me, but something weird happened this time.
{Roby}Thank you for visiting Xbox Chat Support. If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again.
{Spike Jonze}DON'T GO -blam!- BAG!!!
The Support Professional has ended the session
Then he ended the damn thing. The bastard.