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  • 07.27.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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lol Thats funny I guess they have had alot of calls about the buzz.

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lol

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No way in hell.....did he....no way.....he really said that>?

  • 07.27.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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I'm going to call them now...

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i dont know. he could;ve edit it

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What site is that on?? i wanna pester roby!!1

(roby) welcome to xbox yada yada yada. roby here
(me) hi roby, gues what?
(roby) what?!
(me) BUZZ!! BUZZ BUZZ!
(roby) right!! thats it! ive had enough of this!!
(me) BUzz...
(me) hmmm must be a bad connection, i keep hearing a buzzing noise... you therE?

  • 07.27.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: XSAVAGE
Welcome to Microsoft XBox Support
The XBox Chat session has been accepted. This chat session is being recorded for quality monitoring; your IP address may be traced.

{Roby}Welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Roby!
{343 GS}Hello , i want to know about HALO 2?
{Roby}Please state your inquiry about Halo 2.
{343 GS}I heard that theres a new Trailer of HALO 2
{Roby}And?
{343 GS}at the end the www.xbox.com link changes to www.ilovebees.com for 1 second
{Roby}And?
{343 GS}i want info , what does Microsoft and Bungie has to do with a bee page?
{343 GS}has HALO 2 gone gold?
{343 GS}why do you take more than 1 minute to answer my questions?
{Roby}We do not have information about this matter.
{343 GS}Yes you do , HALO 2 is made by Bungie and Bungie is part of Microsoft , so give me info about the link.
{Roby}Unfortunately, we really do not have information about this matter.
{343 GS} Come on , you can tell me , i wont tell bill.
{Roby}I had it with you guys, bee this bee that, im gonna -blam!- quit this job!
{Roby}Thank you for visiting Xbox Chat Support. If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again.
The Support Professional has ended the session

omg thats funny hes all mad then hes nice

  • 07.27.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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{Rommel} Hi Andrew, welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Rommel.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Hi Rommel. Greetings from Ireland!
{Rommel} Please give me more details of your concern.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} can you help me?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} I'm enquiring about Halo 2
{Rommel} Ok
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Can you help me?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} How much will it BEEZ!!!?? and when will the release date BEEZ!!!??
{Rommel} I can try, I need more details of your concern.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} How much will it BEEZ!!!?? and when will the release date BEEZ!!!??

Is That Not Enough Bee-tails.. sorry, i mean details.
{Rommel} Halo 2 is set to be releases on November 9, 2004.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Rommel?
{Rommel} released*
{Andrew -blam!-nor} dont you mean Halo 2 is set to BEEZ!! released on November 9, 2004. Also you accidently hit s instead of d... but they are so close, I'll forgive you.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} oh you corrected it yourself. Very good!
{Rommel} Yup, sorry about that.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} anyway. DWill you BEE playing halo 2 when its released?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Will* (god damn that accursed d button)



more soon

  • 07.27.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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Welcome to Microsoft XBox Support
The XBox Chat session has been accepted. This chat session is being recorded for quality monitoring; your IP address may be traced.

{Roby} Welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Roby!
{Art Vandelay} I have a question about Halo 2
{Roby} Please state your inquiry about Halo 2.
{Art Vandelay} Is Halo 2 gonna come out August 24?
{Roby} Halo 2 will be released on November 9.
{Art Vandelay} What about I LOVE BEES?
{Art Vandelay} HUH? HUH?
{Roby} We do not have information about I LOVE BEES.
{Art Vandelay} Oh, okay...well I have another question
{Roby} What is it?
{Art Vandelay} Okay..... Is Halo 2 gonna have a demo disc before it is released?
{Art Vandelay} Cause I lovebees says it might
{Roby} We do not have information if OXM will release a demo disk. As you may know, the OXM is the one who release demo disks.
{Art Vandelay} Cause it may come out August 28th like ILOVEBEES says
{Art Vandelay} Another Question: Have you played Halo 2?
{Roby} No, I haven't played Halo 2.
{Roby} We do not support what ILOVEBEES says.
{Art Vandelay} Ha Ha..jk....um what about this evidence:
{Art Vandelay} HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE

Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.

This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.

PHASE 1 COMPLETE: Network throttling has eroded.

In 14 days this medium will metastasize.

COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
27:08:42:59:218

Make your decisions accordingly.
{Art Vandelay} but it translates to: INDEX THIS IRONCLAD PREDICTION : HALO TWO SINGLE PLAYER DEMO CD-ROM DISK INCURSION AT AUGUST TWENTY FOUR. EARTH WILL NEVER BE THE SAME."
{Roby} We do not have information about this. No more I love bees!!
{Roby} Thank you for visiting Xbox Chat Support. If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again.

  • 07.27.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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{Rommel} Hi Andrew, welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Rommel.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Hi Rommel. Greetings from Ireland!
{Rommel} Please give me more details of your concern.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} can you help me?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} I'm enquiring about Halo 2
{Rommel} Ok
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Can you help me?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} How much will it BEEZ!!!?? and when will the release date BEEZ!!!??
{Rommel} I can try, I need more details of your concern.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} How much will it BEEZ!!!?? and when will the release date BEEZ!!!??

Is That Not Enough Bee-tails.. sorry, i mean details.
{Rommel} Halo 2 is set to be releases on November 9, 2004.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Rommel?
{Rommel} released*
{Andrew -blam!-nor} dont you mean Halo 2 is set to BEEZ!! released on November 9, 2004. Also you accidently hit s instead of d... but they are so close, I'll forgive you.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} oh you corrected it yourself. Very good!
{Rommel} Yup, sorry about that.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} anyway. DWill you BEE playing halo 2 when its released?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Will* (god damn that accursed d button)
{Rommel} I'm sorry but I can't answer personal questions.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} oh okay. But come on, admit it, Halo 2 is THE most exciting thing since they released a sequel to sliced bread right?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Do you know anything about the Ilovebees.com site?
{Rommel} Yes, many Xbox gamers are very excited about this game.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Are you an Xbox gamer?
{Rommel} No, we don't have information about this site.
{Rommel} I'm sorry but I can't answer personal questions.
{Rommel} Policy, I hope you understand.
{Rommel} Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Yeah i understand. I work for as a sales rep in Eircom (an irish telecommunications network) and try sell things over the phone, even though our broadband connection sucks. Let me put this in a way you can answer. Does the majority of staff thier play xbox? :D
{Andrew -blam!-nor} there*
{Rommel} Yes, we do play with it.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Also I am enquiring about a member of staff named Roby. Is he nearby. I just read a topic on Bungie.net's forums and it had this in the conversation.

{343 GS} Come on , you can tell me , i wont tell bill.
{Roby}I had it with you guys, bee this bee that, im gonna -blam!- quit this job!

Do you know if this is true?
{Rommel} No, I think they edited the chat session.
{Rommel} Our chat sessions are tracked.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Have you heard anything on th ilovebees site? or have you been asked about it a million times before (which im sure you have?)
{Andrew -blam!-nor} the*
{Rommel} Yes, we received a lot this.
{Rommel} Unfortunately we don't have information about this website.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Must be pretty stressful. Do you not flip sometimes? How do you go about getting this job? Can you work at home? and is the pay good? :D I need a job :D
{Rommel} Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} yeah i want a job :P
{Rommel} I suggest that you go to the Xbox jobs link below our website.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Will halo 2 support XBL?
{Rommel} Yes
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Will i be able to kick your ass on it?
{Rommel} Is there anything else?
{Andrew -blam!-nor} Yeah. Will XBL enable me to kick your ass on it with certain games like oh say... halo 2. Oh and waht are the details on XBL in ireland?
{Rommel} I'm sorry but I only handle the North American region.
{Andrew -blam!-nor} oh okay
{Rommel} If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again. I hope you have a nice day!
{Rommel} Bye!



And i was just about to ask him could church hill help me save up to 50% on car insurance. In which he should reply

"Oh yes" (only english and irish people will get that! who gets it?!?!? I DO!!!)

  • 07.27.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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Um, good job people... *cough*

  • 07.27.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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ya what a way to bug microsoft

  • 07.27.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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aw they are closed now :'(

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poo...I guees theis threadaf is gonee

  • 07.27.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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.....until tomorrow

  • 07.27.2004 9:48 PM PDT
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yay!! tgety== tracke youre ip addresss thouhh

  • 07.27.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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gtg ttoooobbbbbed iam falllllllienfg aslklkeeepppppip

  • 07.27.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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Ummm are these bots answering your questions or real people?

  • 07.27.2004 9:56 PM PDT

>KaPING<

hahahahaha. good stuff.

they are TECH SUPPORT. i doubt they know ANYTHING at all.

i suspect this would be a bit entertaining for them though...other than the usual..whatever the usual is.

  • 07.27.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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My conversation wasn't nearly as funny as the others. I pretended to be Spike Jonze, didn't work..

Welcome to Microsoft XBox Support
The XBox Chat session has been accepted. This chat session is being recorded for quality monitoring; your IP address may be traced.

{Roby}Welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Roby!
{Spike Jonze}Hey, Roby! How's it going?
{Roby}Please elaborate your inquiry about Halo.
{Spike Jonze}I'm film director Spike Jonze and I have a problem playing Halo on my XBOX.
{Spike Jonze}The problem is that it's not Halo 2, and that frustrates Spike Jonze.
{Roby}With regard to playing Halo, what seems to be the problem?
{Roby}Did you receive any error message?
{Spike Jonze}Yes, my XBOX says, and I quote "This is not Halo 2, the only Halo I will play is Halo 2".. What's that supposed to mean?
{Spike Jonze}I'm no computer technician like you guys so excuse me if I'm confused.
{Spike Jonze}Also, I love bees, don't you?
{Spike Jonze}Bees are sexy, in a -blam!--erotic kind of way don't you think?
{Roby}Halo 2 is yet to be released on November 9, that's why you can't play that game yet.
{Spike Jonze}AH!!!! I knew there was something amiss!
{Spike Jonze}Why does it take you so long to reply, this confuses film director Spike Jonze?
{Roby}We are currently experiencing high chat levels, and there may be delays in replying to you throughout this chat as we're servicing multiple clients at the same time. Thank you for your understanding.
{Spike Jonze}Oh, I see.
{Spike Jonze}I also have another problem.
{Roby}What is it?
{Spike Jonze}Apparently this "Rommel" guy has been cursing at people from the forums and it is making them depressed and suicidal.
{Spike Jonze}Either that or they're editing their chats to be "funny", but I don't think that's funny at all.
{Roby}Yes, they seem to ave fun on editing our chat sessions.
{Spike Jonze}It's quite awful, really.
{Spike Jonze}You should have them banned.
{Spike Jonze}HEY!!! My XBox just froze!!!
{Spike Jonze}The screen turned black now.
{Roby}Did you notice anything different?
{Spike Jonze}^^
{Spike Jonze}Black screen.
{Spike Jonze}Wait, you mean while I was playing?
{Roby}Are you playing right at this moment?
{Spike Jonze}Well, I was then it went black.
{Spike Jonze}All I did was push that little button on the front, you know, the one that turbo charges the games.
{Spike Jonze}I have a special limited edition Turbo King Xbox from the Depths of the African Jungle.
{Spike Jonze}There are only 2 in the whole world. Both I and Bill Gates have one.
{Spike Jonze}Usually games go hyper-turbo and it finishes the game for me, but something weird happened this time.
{Roby}Thank you for visiting Xbox Chat Support. If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again.
{Spike Jonze}DON'T GO -blam!- BAG!!!
The Support Professional has ended the session


Then he ended the damn thing. The bastard.

  • 07.27.2004 9:57 PM PDT