- iTz Mr Quincy
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- Intrepid Heroic Member
AL is preventing me from having fun. It is also preventing a lot of people from having fun. People who defend AL say they can live without it. It is obviously unfair in many ways.
SO WHY DON'T WE REMOVE/TWEAK IT?
Also, yes, I do goose.
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Chapter I- How to avoid Zombies
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i. Do not go near any type of area with cover, unless being attacked (later mentioned). Zombies do still have intelligence (to an extent), and they will try to do ambushes. DO NOT GO NEAR THESE AREAS:
. A cave
. A particularly large vehicle
. A park
. A mountain
. A large city
. A deserted house
ii. Do not have any meat on you. While zombies can already smell your meat, people with more meat are the ones that will be attacked first. Instead, cover your body in chain mail. Zombie claws are hindered by this. Also, if you have a weight issue, then lose it. FAST. You have more meat on you, thus, the zombies will attack you first.
iii. Do not go near any suspicious noises. Or screaming. When you hear these, it probably a zombie lurking or feeding. If you interupt a zombie during it's feeding process, it will kill it's first prey, and then come after you. Provided that you are slow enough, it will kill you and have a double corpse dinner.
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Chapter II- Killing Zombies
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i. Decapitation is one of the best ways to kill a zombie. It will not be able to see anymore, and while it will still be undead for a while longer, it will eventually die off (as opposed to being immortal and eating everyone in sight). This is one of the most popular methods as it also limits a zombies feeding capabilities to a minimum, and it will no longer be of any trouble to you.
ii. Fire is the most popular method of killing off zombies. While having a very effective way of killing them off quickly as opposed to other methods, it also has a certain pride and comical value to it. There are dangers when you use this method. You could burn yourself, or the zombies could kill you before they die off incineration.
iii. A gun is a practical way to kill a zombie, as huge holes to their vital organs will allow them to fall into the infinite sleep of their deaths. Again.
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Chapter III- Protection
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i. Chain mail has proven to be one of the most effective ways to protect against zombies. Zombies teeth are sharp, but they cannot chew through the tiny holes of the semi-flexible steel. When using this method use worn-down pig steel.
ii. A suit of armor, while practical and absolutely hilarious, is not a good way to protect against zombies. You are barely able to move, and solid metal can only last so long in a crowd of zombies clawing and biting at you. When using this method, stay indoors with a heavy weapon.
iii. Bullet proof vests prove to be very effective when it comes to avoiding accidents. They are not usually as flammable as regular materials and can protect against misfired shots. When using this method, wear it under one of the 2 methods previously mentioned.
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Chapter IV- Telling if someone is infected or not
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i. When dealing with the Inferi redivivus strain, or flood virus for short, you must kill the infected immediately. The transformation lasts seconds. You will start to notice out-growths on the skin, as well as muscles deforming, retraction of bone structures, and strange arm and leg growth.
ii. The Quatra verisus strain, or vampire zombie virus, is very dangerous after a coma of a few days. When this virus strikes, it causes the subject to go into a series-9 coma. The subject will lose all of his/her hair, including regular, facial, and pubic. The subject will also have an increased heart rate and less resistance to radiation from the sun.
iii. The Xeisus Gradulos strain, or emotion virus, completely eradicates any emotion or radical thought and replaces them with the virus's own mind. The virus is an intelligent being with the dimensions of only a few cells that takes over the subject. The infected subject does not at first feel anything. Afterwards, when they fall asleep, they go into a deep coma, and remain that way until morning. They have a large shell covering their bodies. Be wary with lights, as they act very harshly to them during the coma.
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Chapter V- Ways Zombies can Infect YOU
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i. Biting is a common method used by zombies. They have sharp teeth that tear away at your skin, and give you the virus. To avoid being bitten, use metal to cover your body, with added medal on joints.
ii. Spitting sounds disgusting, and is unfortunetly one of the ways a zombie can infect you. They will spit onto your face or near organs. Some "spitter" zombies, whose roots are in Inferi redivivus, can do this from afar, with piercing rounds. To avoid being spat on (sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?), wear full metal armor around entry points such as the mouth and -blam!- parts of your body.
iii. Claws can infect as well. Remember that a zombie's body is covered in the virus, so do not fight close range unless proven absolutely necessary. To avoid being clawed, cut off the hands and then apply a fast push into the chest (NOTE: Only after decapitation. Decapitation must be dealt with first), which will knock it down.
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Chapter VI- If I should become a zombie, would I be able to think?
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In some special cases, hosts have been able to keep their brains and some vital organs due to people being immune to only part of the virus. The cause of semi-immune systems is because of special breeds of animal infections. This means that if you owned an infected pet, then you are much more likely to be semi-immune or even immune!
This is still not a reason to celebrate though. Even if you had pets, effects on them are usually different, and so you can not always tell whether they were infected or not. If they were infected, they probably died because of the infection being too much for their viral systems to handle. If they were infected and still alive, they would still have to bite you or scratch you to transfer on the precious vaccine they hold. Even after all that happening there is a very slim chance that it would actually do something, because the animal not being the right one, or it just not having much effect.
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Chapter VII- How to expect when Infections will begin
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i. Infections usually start with simple animals containing a new species of bacteria. The most common animals to carry these viruses are:
. Ticks
. Fleas
. Rats
. Cockroaches
ii. Things that have landed and stayed on an alien planet (i.e. Space Shuttles, meteorites, etc.) sometimes have a foreign virus inside or clinging to them. You can especially expect this to happen during a flu or allergy season, since half the population will have weakened immune systems, and thus, easier-to-infect humans.
iii. Inside Earth, trapped beneath the crust and some of the mantle, are bacteria that grow at a rapid rate. When these are released, one may include a new zombie strain. This new strain would be incredibly effective due to humans weakened by other released viruses and unprepared immune systems.
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Chapter VIII- Survival
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Sub-section- Inferi redivivus
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i. Using the great outdoors is not an option. Stay inside at all times, with a layer of shielding at all entry points (doors, windows, etc.). This strain comes in many forms, including air, so wear a mask over your face if possible.
ii. To gather food, you must act quickly and quietly under the cover of night. Gather long-lasting food, and a lot of it. Minimalize contact with the outside world, and keep indoors at all times.
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Sub-Section- Quatra verisus
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i. This virus allows much more freedom than the others. You are free to come out at any time of the day. You may gather food and supplies regularly. But this is only during the day time. During the night, roll down thick sheets of metal over points of entry, as well as the upper and lower parts of the home.
ii. This virus, like Inferi redivivus, is also airborne. Put a mask on and keep a weapon on you at all times. This virus does not kill the hosts in any case, but infects them so that they are at their fullest physical capability.
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Sub-Section Xeisus Gradulos
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i. The virus is transferred by spitting in this strain. After the host is fully infected, the parasite can easily manipulate it to spit some of it's cells. Be wary of liquid on the grounds. Do not step in them. Also, drink water, and only tested water.
i. The virus takes away all emotion, so do not show any emotion. This includes worry and sadness, so do not show any signs of crying or sweating. These will notify them you're in need of a "drink".
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Chapter IX- Tagging
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To avoid going into the wrong area, use tags to light the way. Simply make a large poster and nail it above acceptable doors. This will mark where you can go.
This is very useful in many ways. Let's say you were lost. What store should you go to? What building is safe and what building is dangerous? You spot a large orange marker above a door. This means you have searched it and it is clear of zombies. You can go into this store and get your supplies. Now you are safe, and can stay alive.