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The otherr one got locked, but this is just too funny to not put on :D

Welcome to Microsoft XBox Support
The XBox Chat session has been accepted. This chat session is being recorded for quality monitoring; your IP address may be traced.

{Aris} Welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Aris.
{Cortana} Hello
{Cortana} Finally
{Cortana} took like 30 minutes
{Cortana} A dozen Covenant superior battle ships against a single Halcyon-Class
Cruiser with those odds I'm content with three...make that four kills. Sleep
well?
{Aris} Can you please provide me with a detailed description of your problem?
{Cortana} So you did miss me.
{Cortana} It must have been one of their boarding parties, I guess an anti
matter charge.
{Aris} the description of your problem is too vague
{Cortana} With all due respect, sir, this war has enough dead heroes.
{Aris} I apologize but I do not understand your inquiry
{Cortana} Your architecture isn't much different from the Autumn's.
{Aris} If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again. I hope you have a nice day!
{Aris} It was a pleasure chatting with you today. Thank you.
{Cortana} Those Marines could use some help, Chief, do what you do best.
The Support Professional has ended the session


She musn't be a halo fan :D

  • 07.28.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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HAHAHAHAHAH Aris} the description of your problem is too vague

  • 07.28.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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i wish i knew what that word meant

  • 07.28.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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nice

  • 07.28.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: RedLeader
i wish i knew what that word meant

in my language it means something like foggy ^^ its a bit like strange, not understandable :)

  • 07.28.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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i dont understand

  • 07.28.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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Those poor Xbox Support guys.....now you are just being mean to them, please continue :D

  • 07.28.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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You got to do it with Guilty Spark quotes next! :D

  • 07.28.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Hmmm yeah. Alhtough Shishka might lock this one, Like he locked the last one :'( Couldn't he just move it to the flood like the mods used to do? :'(

  • 07.28.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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LMMFAO!!!! i need the audio file of this!!!! its priceless!

  • 07.28.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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I think the mods are too lazy to move topics anymore.

Anyway, that's really funny. Like I said, do it with Guilty Spark quotes next.

I can see it now...

You} This station's pulse has a maximum effective radius of 25000 light years...but once the others follow suit, this galaxy will be quite devoid of life

Them} What?

You} But you already knew that...I mean, how couldn't you?

Them} OK, I'm leaving now

You} Ahh, I am a genius...


hehe

  • 07.28.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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what r u talkin about ....i dont understand what this is

  • 07.28.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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where do u get these soundboards? there hillarious!!

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Posted by: sgt jake
what r u talkin about ....i dont understand what this is


He was talking to an Xbox tech support person.

  • 07.28.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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Apparently aris is getting ticked, she kicked me off, of course i was being an ass, but hey, wre like a bunch of bees annoying them, like bungie and microsoft are donig with the ad campaign, were at war with microsoft. lol

  • 07.28.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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sound boards??????? what he is tlaking to a perosn...it aint a sound board

  • 07.28.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elite marine3436
sound boards??????? what he is tlaking to a perosn...it aint a sound board


wtf is it then?

  • 07.28.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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Here it is! the long awaited 343gs talking thingy. Although it sucked and she booted me straight away.


Welcome to Microsoft XBox Support
The customer has ended the support session

The XBox Chat session has been accepted. This chat session is being recorded for quality monitoring; your IP address may be traced.

{Aris} Welcome to the Xbox North America Presales Support! My name is Aris.
{343 Guilty Spark} Greetings. I am the monitor of installation 04. I am 343 Guilty
Spark. Someone has released the Flood. My function is to prevent it from
leaving this installation, but I require your assistance. Come. This way.
{Aris} I apologize but can you proceed with your Xbox question
{Aris} it seems that you do not have Xbox question
{Aris} If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again. I hope you have a nice day!
{Aris} It was a pleasure chatting with you today. Thank you.
{343 Guilty Spark} Flood activity has caused a failure in the drone control subsystem. I
must reset the backup unit. Please continue on. I will rejoin you when I have
completed my task.
{343 Guilty Spark} Oh, hello.


Still. AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.28.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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i think the chat is closed :( i cant do one.

  • 07.28.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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LZY LINKS FOR ALL!!!


EDIT: i got lazy writing lazy.

[Edited on 7/28/2004 1:14:30 PM]

  • 07.28.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Guys, those are response BOTS you are talking to, if they cant understand what you say they give the too vague answer. Those arent people on the other end.

  • 07.28.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dobber83
Guys, those are response BOTS you are talking to, if they cant understand what you say they give the too vague answer. Those arent people on the other end.


no, there just really bored ppl.

  • 07.28.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: johny joe
Posted by: Dobber83
Guys, those are response BOTS you are talking to, if they cant understand what you say they give the too vague answer. Those arent people on the other end.


no, there just really bored ppl.


Yeah, you go ahead and keep thinking that.

  • 07.28.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dobber83
Posted by: johny joe
Posted by: Dobber83
Guys, those are response BOTS you are talking to, if they cant understand what you say they give the too vague answer. Those arent people on the other end.


no, there just really bored ppl.


Yeah, you go ahead and keep thinking that.


dude, u can get personal info outa them (favorite lvl in halo, not too personal, but..) i dont think an AI would be running a tech support.

  • 07.28.2004 1:20 PM PDT