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Subject: Funniest thing you heard said in ODST.

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What it the funniest thing you have heard said by someone in ODST? Mine was a grunt who said "Here's one for your mama!"

  • 01.05.2010 2:42 PM PDT

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Not in the game, but I once had a thought. "ODST was a good game." I laughed, =]

  • 01.05.2010 2:51 PM PDT

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im gonna get ya! lol thats what a grunt siad to me when i was hiding from brutes

  • 01.05.2010 3:02 PM PDT
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When you escort Virgil out of Data Hive with Veronica and Buck, she asks him "What? Have you killed one of them?"

And he answers something like "Me? No! .... Well, maybe one or two!" The way Nathan Fillion delivers the line makes me laugh, each time (two plays through Data Hive so far).

  • 01.05.2010 3:20 PM PDT

Posted by: DeadliestCarpet
Sorry, I can't hear them over the sounds of Modern Warfare 3 on my Turtle Beaches.

Tie between:

"What the -blam!- am I supposed to do with this inside a Covenant ship?"
- Romeo after Buck hands him a Sniper Rifle: Prepare to Drop

and

"Hey! Where's the fight at?"
"Take a guess, genius."
- Mickey and Marine: Kizingo Boulevard

Honorable mention to:

"Wanna live? Get your -blam!- out of the streets!"
- Marine to Mickey: Kizingo Boulevard

  • 01.05.2010 3:27 PM PDT

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Marine: No, no, no! You're not listening! It's a zoo, okay?

Medic: Well, technically it's a corporate-funded wildlife reserve.

Marine: Semantics! This whole place is one...big...cage!

Medic: Listen Marine, you're wounded, you need to try and relax.

Marine: Except we, we're the zebras, all fenced in and ready for the slaughter!

Medic: And the Covenant?

Marine: They're the lions...RAAAR!

Medic: Careful, you just strained a metaphor.

Marine: Oh, oh god, is that serious?

Medic: Only if you keep it up.

  • 01.05.2010 3:30 PM PDT

this isnt sparta




-buck

  • 01.05.2010 4:07 PM PDT
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I once herd dutch say "body massage" after I lasered a brute chieften

  • 01.05.2010 4:17 PM PDT

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  • 01.05.2010 4:25 PM PDT

THE FUNNYIST THING I HEARD IS A GRUND SAY IM GOING 2 GET YOUR #$!

  • 01.05.2010 4:29 PM PDT

Posted by: ApolloCree
It's a good thing I'm a pokemon trainer, and can handle your Jiggly-Puffs.

Posted by: psufan1993
Not in the game, but I once had a thought. "ODST was a good game." I laughed, =]

I was about to post that

  • 01.05.2010 4:37 PM PDT

The weirdest one that made me left was when Buck said to the rookie"make sure you get a girl that has balls"

  • 01.05.2010 4:55 PM PDT

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I was counting the grenades a grunt would throw...lol about 20 or so I got bored and stuck him. He stood there and said "How Ironic" I lmfao and about fell off the couch.
And Romeo shooting a laser is funny too "I'm gonna kill you with LIGHT"

[Edited on 01.05.2010 5:41 PM PST]

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They said in the recruitment brochure that this would be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-grunt as it was running away from me in terror

  • 01.05.2010 7:10 PM PDT

Halo is great. Bungie is great.

He still wields the Fist of Rukt- grunt after i got a bajillion load of kills with the hammer on chasm ten

  • 01.05.2010 7:38 PM PDT

¡kool noh apew

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Marine: No, no, no! You're not listening! It's a zoo, okay?

Medic: Well, technically it's a corporate-funded wildlife reserve.

Marine: Semantics! This whole place is one...big...cage!

Medic: Listen Marine, you're wounded, you need to try and relax.

Marine: Except we, we're the zebras, all fenced in and ready for the slaughter!

Medic: And the Covenant?

Marine: They're the lions...RAAAR!

Medic: Careful, you just strained a metaphor.

Marine: Oh, oh god, is that serious?

Medic: Only if you keep it up.

  • 01.05.2010 8:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: ChurchRagnarok
Buck: "don't you ever get tired of being a smartass?"

Romeo: "don't you ever get tired of busting my balls?"

Buck: "Point taken."

  • 01.05.2010 9:17 PM PDT

Buck: That thing stinks,kinda reminds me of...

(Dare punches Buck)

Buck: Why?

  • 01.05.2010 9:28 PM PDT
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grunt sticks himself- "not again!"

  • 01.05.2010 9:40 PM PDT
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lol....hahahahahahah?

dutch saying something like "you thought you could kill us?,well that aint going to happen hear,they told me to hurt you,but they weren't mighty specific as to the how!!" yep it is that long.and also sometimes if you kill a brute,one of his pack mates will shout"HE WAS MY LOVER!".

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  • 01.06.2010 4:04 AM PDT

Buck."oh just die!"Maybe not very funny but he says what I feel.

  • 01.06.2010 4:12 AM PDT

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Grunt: VERY SAD FACE!!!


Stuck Grunt on Data Hive.

lol :)

[Edited on 01.06.2010 5:03 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2010 5:02 AM PDT
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"ih deh....MERRY CHRISTMAS!!"

Sleeping grunt.

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