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Subject: Funniest thing you heard said in ODST.

Posted by: dog55
Posted by: ChurchRagnarok
Buck: "don't you ever get tired of being a smartass?"

Romeo: "don't you ever get tired of busting my balls?"

Buck: "Point taken."

  • 01.06.2010 5:16 AM PDT

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Brute: "No inapropriate touching!" as the rookie in mimbasa streets, after some of them attached the bomb to the engineer.

Brute: "its a trap!" followed by "huddle close." wtf?! that was out of place for avoiding a trap. grenade in, brute naked and melon poped, grunts already dead from grenade.

  • 01.06.2010 8:35 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

it has to be

"enjoy the extra nosehole" for me i now say it every headshot i get

  • 01.06.2010 8:44 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

"My Spider-Sense is tingling." Said by a grunt I was sneaking up on.

  • 01.06.2010 8:50 AM PDT

my user name is my gamertag...... derp

"enjoy my two blue balls!" crazy suicide grunt

  • 01.06.2010 9:32 AM PDT

Wee Jimmy Pee Pants

i had do dash into cover to recover some stamina, and died shortly afterwards as i was peeing my pants laughing, after a grunt said
"he's hiding, i shall investigate. quick fetch me a sherlock holmes hat and a small pipe."

  • 01.06.2010 10:03 AM PDT
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If you are reading this then you will have a computer virus.

lol....hahahahahahah?

shocker1000 is wrong,the grunt says"very bad thing!".

  • 01.06.2010 10:50 AM PDT

To Chief or not to Chief...

Posted by: TwistedDragon12
Marine: No, no, no! You're not listening! It's a zoo, okay?

Medic: Well, technically it's a corporate-funded wildlife reserve.

Marine: Semantics! This whole place is one...big...cage!

Medic: Listen Marine, you're wounded, you need to try and relax.

Marine: Except we, we're the zebras, all fenced in and ready for the slaughter!

Medic: And the Covenant?

Marine: They're the lions...RAAAR!

Medic: Careful, you just strained a metaphor.

Marine: Oh, oh god, is that serious?

Medic: Only if you keep it up.


This...

and of course the Grunt throwing Plasma grenades yelling "Here's one for your momma".

[Edited on 01.06.2010 11:10 AM PST]

  • 01.06.2010 11:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: ChrisN1357
Posted by: psufan1993
Not in the game, but I once had a thought. "ODST was a good game." I laughed, =]

I was about to post that

hehe

  • 01.06.2010 2:21 PM PDT

why, hello there

"like what the good book said, paybacks an B@ICTH!!!"- Dutch
"I dont it actully said that Dutch"- Mickey

  • 01.24.2010 12:56 PM PDT

Juan Bernardo

Ive hear funnier, but I liked this one.
Grunt after Engineer explodes-Huragok go BOOM!

  • 01.24.2010 4:12 PM PDT

Dutch shouts : "...dont eat that donut!!!" then says in a suspicious voice : "theres jelly in that donut... " absolute crease

  • 01.24.2010 4:17 PM PDT

"Not for ourselves,but for others."-James Oglethorpe

"Roll over mike foxtrot, you just got foxtrotted!" Said by Dutch after he shot a grunt in the head.

  • 01.24.2010 7:46 PM PDT

Grrar.

I was on Lost Platoon, hiding, when a Grunt said: "Hey Demon, it's safe to come out now! This...Is...A...Uh...Humanoid! Yeah!" Funniest thing I ever heard a Grunt say.

[Edited on 01.27.2010 3:15 PM PST]

  • 01.24.2010 7:50 PM PDT

Self-proclaimed genius.
Roam the streets with a sign, "will love for false hope."

Buck when he pulls out the Rocket Launcher. "Heat in the pipe; that's what she said!" solely because I have never heard anyone say that in correct context until then.

Buck has a lot of funny lines. Possibly more so than Johnson. All the other characters just aren't funny.

  • 01.24.2010 8:53 PM PDT

i once heard a grunt say, reach will have exactly 19 easter eggs

  • 01.24.2010 8:57 PM PDT

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Marine: I think I just got an achievement.

Marine W Gunner: Can anyone tell if I'm hit'n anything?

Grunt: I'm gonna pop the top off a can of Wup-Ass!

Grunt throwing sticky: Open up and say "Awe"

  • 01.24.2010 9:10 PM PDT

"I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as ‘kiss your ass goodbye’."
— Unknown Marine

Buck when he picks up a rocket launcher-Heat in the pipe, that's what she said.
Makes me laugh every time

  • 01.24.2010 9:18 PM PDT

I have made it my duty to protect the civilians of the flood

"that knocked the change out of my pocket!"

  • 01.24.2010 10:00 PM PDT

When I was killing a pack of brutes with the gravity hammer, one of them said "Who does he think he is? Thor?"

Another favourite moment with the IWHBYD skull was Johnson humming "Flight of the Valkyries."

  • 01.24.2010 11:01 PM PDT
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"Dear Bungie.net, we regret being stubborn bastards, we regret coming to this forum, and we most definitely regret that Darth Kooky blew up our raggedy-ass opinion!"

Buck
- "Heat in the pipe! That's what she said!"
- "Bam, said the lady!"
- "Take my advice Rookie. You ever fall for a girl, make sure she's got balls."
- "Let me turret you suck at it. Don't cry, we all know it."

Johnson
- "You miss your precious Hawo?"
- "I'm gonna pull out your spine and choke you with it!"
- "Come over here and take your spanking like a man!"
- "Who needs a Johnson beat down?"
- One I never found funny: "RIKKI TIKKI!" Kinda dumb.

Grunts
- "Bet you I can stick it!"
- "Please enjoy my bright, blue, BALLS!!!"
- "You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip, was he...? It was Yapflip. No, Flipyap is his brother. Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together! Anyhow, he's dead."
- *After being stuck* "How ironic!"
- *While fleeing* "This isn't what i signed up for!"

  • 01.24.2010 11:04 PM PDT

Buck-THIS IS SPARTA

  • 01.25.2010 3:31 AM PDT

and a grunt said You just killed my best friend

[Edited on 01.25.2010 3:34 AM PST]

  • 01.25.2010 3:34 AM PDT

Shane: Hey Flake can you sign this for me?
*Flake leans against table to sign shirt*
Random: Hey Christoph can you sign this for me?
*Christoph leans against Flake to sign shirt*

Best moment of my life ^.^
Rammstein backstage - Big day out 2011

In one ear, out the other

Go Dare!

  • 01.25.2010 4:42 AM PDT

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