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Subject: Spider Man v. MC
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Hmmm yes except for the idea of the MC as a real life human and spider man being a fictional character.

  • 07.28.2004 4:20 PM PDT
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Hmmmm lets see.....Mc has shields,the strength of 12 spider men...ok letrs lets see..

1.spider man would cover him with web,he woould rip out of it,spider man would puch him...hit his shields...and break his hands...

  • 07.28.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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i ment if mc was just strolling down the city streets for some odd reason..

  • 07.28.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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master chief would dissasemble his limbs.

  • 07.28.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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In order to win, Spider-Man would do something cheap like hang MC upside down from a high building. Spidey would think he'd fall if he got loose, but MC simply climbs up the rope and kicks the crap outta him. Don't get me wrong, Spidey's cool, it's just that MC would win big time.

  • 07.28.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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lol. Spidey would wrap his webs around the MC. Then the energy shields would cut in and make the webbing just sizzle. Then Spidey would try and break his neck, but MC's neck wouldn't budge. (mean while, MC is just standing there) Then, Spidey goes and kicks him. Spidey yells in pain and hops on his one foot, yelling at the top of his lungs. Then, the MC, sick of this pesky spider, Pics spidey up, and starts slamming him on the ground over and over and over and over...

that's how I picture the fight between Spiderman and MC.

  • 07.28.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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Spiderman lunges from 300 feet away...MC unloads 2 clips of dual smgs... spiderman does some sweet dodging and lives as he snakes towards master chief...MC launches some needlers at spiderman and then drops the smgs for a shotgun...Spiderman shoots web and blocks all the needles...spiderman now 20 feet away shoots web and grabs MC's arms...only one problem...MC is to heavy in his armor to be pulled over. He yanks on the web sending spiderman to the ground right beside him and then MC shoots him point blank with the shotgun.:)

[Edited on 7/28/2004 4:26:30 PM]

  • 07.28.2004 4:25 PM PDT
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oo that one is perfect.. good job

  • 07.28.2004 4:35 PM PDT
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ooo! This is a short one!

The Master Chief watches from the ground as Spider man Drops down from a 30 story building. Spidey unleashes his mighty web, and starts swinging towards the MC. Master Chief, in response to the quick and furious spiderman, pulls out a pistol, aims, and fires. Spiderman hears the bullet wiz by, and laughs as he notices that he missed. But then, Spidey realizes something funny... He is no longer swinging in an arc. As a matter of fact, he's... *SPLAT*

heh heh...

  • 07.28.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lifeforce
ooo! This is a short one!

The Master Chief watches from the ground as Spider man Drops down from a 30 story building. Spidey unleashes his mighty web, and starts swinging towards the MC. Master Chief, in response to the quick and furious spiderman, pulls out a pistol, aims, and fires. Spiderman hears the bullet wiz by, and laughs as he notices that he missed. But then, Spidey realizes something funny... He is no longer swinging in an arc. As a matter of fact, he's... *SPLAT*

heh heh...

Haha, nice.

Here's another: Spidey is occupied with Mary Jane (translation:making out on the job) and gets shot in the head by the MC. Master Chief shows MJ a good time (translation: you think I'm gonna post that???).

  • 07.28.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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I got one

They are in a heated battle,Mc is out of ammo for his smg and spidey lunnges at him,out of no where you hear WORT WORT WORT and a plasma bolt hits spidey right in the face...and he just falls...Than mc and the elite go get a beer together :D

[Edited on 7/28/2004 4:46:32 PM]

  • 07.28.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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Spider Man goes insane and kills all the pedestrians because he has an extremely powerful urge to kill the Master Chief but he is not born for 5 centuries.

  • 07.28.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Master Chief shoots Spiderman.

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The End.

Yeah he shoots him, but be creative and make up a cool situation to put them in so the post is funny.

  • 07.28.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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How about....



MasterChief is is flying his pelican around doing spins and barrel rolls and such. and he hears a thump.. but is having to much fun to think about it... then he turns around curiose to see what he heard behind him and spider man is there and shoots out a high velocity ball of spidey web that is really really really really dense and shoots straight threw master chiefs sheild and into his face plate thing and it shatters exposing his face and before he can turn round to get his knife Spider man punches him in the face and his hand shoots right through his skull smushing out his brains.. spider man then jumps out of the pelican and watches it sink in the water.....




















Then the next morning spider man is in his undies watching catroons eating a bowl of fruity pebbles and he hears a thump on the roof. he thinks nothing of it because its an 8 hour tom and jerry marathon.... he hears something outside so he looks out his window and finds nothing....then when he turns around MC back in perfect shape holding a needler to spider mans head...he unloads the whole clip and the needles shoot into his brain one by one all in side in a matter of seconds and MC ducks behind the couch and spider mans head explodes like a grimlin in a microwave.

  • 07.28.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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I know this may sound stupid but its actually pretty cool if you think about it.. make a battle scene.. i think that master cheif would win... even if he didnt have guns. what do yall think?

and please dont say this is some stupid post by another noob... cuz to me it sounds interseting and its good to have a change from that ilovebees stuff.

  • 07.28.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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are you guys crazy, spider man would kick the MCs ass, one, spider man has long rang web attacks, his webs are as strong as the wires that hold up bridges, if the MC attempted to climb up his web, with common sence spider man would let the rope go, finally, spider could throw huge chunks of steal at the MC until the MCs armor gives way and he dies, its no contest

  • 07.28.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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Boba Fett would win!

  • 07.28.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Yea, oompa, keep in mind that the Chief is a lot stronger than Spidey and he carries around a pair of inventions that we call boomsticks. You push the button and hot firey ownage comes out the front!

  • 07.28.2004 5:26 PM PDT

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But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting in to an infinite pattern.
Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.
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I know who you are.
You are Destiny.

Spiderman has the insects proportionate strength. He can lift up a bus, come on. Spiderman is super strong. Spiders can lift 10x there body weight. Plus spidey sense.

No guns is Spiderman, with guns is MC.

[Edited on 7/28/2004 8:19:16 PM]

  • 07.28.2004 8:18 PM PDT
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well for one thing who heres played spiderman 2 he can dodge anything and sense any attack mc could survive only if he had a brain wave nueral implant allowing him to ppick up brain activity allowing him to thus know what the enemy intends to do spider man would pick him up and swing way high or grapple mc and jump like in the spiderman 2 game with the jump meter full he can jump 60 ft. and drop mc killing him but if mc was like my version of the spartans(95% invincible without armor markIV suit) than yes hed kill spider man but as bungie has made him no mc doesnt stand a chance against the web slinger

  • 07.28.2004 9:33 PM PDT
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MC flips a 66 ton tank with his fricken left arm no problem. i dont think spider man who has trouble picking up a bus with his whole body stands a chance. Master chief drives up in his warthog jumps out and gets in the gunner position and puts 10,000 rounds of ap bullets into spider mans skull. Or spider man shoots his web at master cheif and it melts on his shields. MC picks up a overshield and active camo and gets behind spider man, and spider mans sense go off right before the sniper round shows the back of his skull to the spidermans eyes.

  • 07.28.2004 10:39 PM PDT
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Spidey sense is not as good as SUPER HUMAN reflexes and SENSES! In the books it says MC can hear a pin drop in a sandstorm, and lift thousands of pounds. In the Spidey 2 movie, Spidey uses all his strength to stop a train. Mc could stop it in it's tracks if he had just ONE SOLID THING to push against. SPARTANS can run, like, 70 MPH, and jump 9 meters straight into the air, twice that when running. They have 100% perfect accuracy, and Mark 6 MJOLNIR Armor, with powerful sheilds, and impenetrable alloy. The only way you can kill a SPARTAN is by shooting the black, flexible parts of his/her suit with ARMOR PIERCING bullets. Spidey's F-ing WEBS cannot penetrate MC's sheilds, OR armor, OR helmet.

Spider man does not have any kind of protection WHATSOEVER. MC has MARK VI MJOLNIR ARMOR. Hand to Hand, or from afar, MC would win no matter WHAT. MC is in an entirely different BALLPARK than Spidey. Besides MC could do something cheap, like put some civies in danger, Spidey ALWAYS goes to rescue them, MC shoots Spidey while he's doing heroic -blam!-, and saves the civies easily.








THE END

[Edited on 7/29/2004 12:49:38 AM]

  • 07.29.2004 12:48 AM PDT
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everybody nows that the ghost from ghost recon would kill them both

  • 07.29.2004 9:17 AM PDT