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Subject: DMR-starts are the only way to play Halo:Reach
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Posted by: MrBojangles136
I like dick

Posted by: Smug Dark Loser
Pistol > New BR.



Agree.

You all crazy if you think Ima pick DMR over the Pistol.

Unless it is one shot kill.

To which than I say hello CoD Halo.

[Edited on 01.11.2010 2:53 PM PST]

  • 01.11.2010 2:51 PM PDT

Is the BR returning and You sir are an idiot for saying the DRM is the only way to play Halo obviously you have no skill because to me an AR rusher is the easiest kill in the possible Halo world

  • 01.11.2010 2:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: me greater you
Posted by: urk
icwutudidthar


facepalm

If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS.


If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned.

But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good.


Double standards ftl.

stfu bk


You have bars because you lack hand eye coordination and or you have downs syndrome.

Its funny cuz its true.

  • 01.11.2010 2:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: MrBojangles136
I like dick

Posted by: PhillysFinest
Is the BR returning and You sir are an idiot for saying the DRM is the only way to play Halo obviously you have no skill because to me an AR rusher is the easiest kill in the possible Halo world


No BR. The DMR is it's equivilent.

Or The Halo 1 Pistol.

  • 01.11.2010 2:54 PM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Posted by: militaryguns
Posted by: Smug Dark Loser
Pistol > New BR.



Agree.

You all crazy if you think Ima pick DMR over the Pistol.

Unless it is one shot kill.

To which than I say hello CoD Halo.

I'm picturing the DMR to act like the M1 in Battlefield 1943. Awesome gun.

  • 01.11.2010 2:55 PM PDT

Was this supposed to be funny?

  • 01.11.2010 2:56 PM PDT

(') (')
(0_o) ROAR!!!
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i dont know about the new weapons but yeah well uhmm the robot arm spartan -.- from trailer well yeah what happens when the spartan picks up an dead elites anysword would that be cool and stuff and about the ar br thing magnum is better!

  • 01.11.2010 2:56 PM PDT
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I didn't realize that satirical (aka troll) thread were allowed and even encouraged by Bungie.

Good to know.

  • 01.11.2010 2:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Arker 1o1
Posted by: Armor Abilities
Arker you're doing the same thing. It needs to stop.



Hey it's all of us just f-ing around. You guys need to chill out.


No. When we try to do the exact same thing, threads get locked and people get blacklisted.

I'm not going to complain any more because it's going to result in me being banned. I will say, however, that this is a total double standard on Bungie.net

Have a nice day everyone.

  • 01.11.2010 2:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Qbix89
Posted by: me greater you
Posted by: Qbix89
Posted by: BattIe RifIe
Posted by: Qbix89
I lol'd.[/quote]
He should be banned.[/quote]For what?


Satirical threads are against forum rules. Or does that only apply to people you dont like?
The only one getting riled up here is you on your obvious alt account.

Lighten up. The thread is made with no bad intentions. He's just making fun of the whole AR/BR thing.


Wouldn't that be considered trolling?

Especially to those who argue that.


I see you do not know golden rule 1 of Bnet. Its not trolling unless youre disagreeing with bungie.


It is their website ya know.

  • 01.11.2010 2:57 PM PDT

Halo 1>Halo 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Halo 3

Want to hear a funny joke? Marijuana prohibition.

Posted by: me greater you
Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: me greater you
Posted by: urk
icwutudidthar


facepalm

If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS.


If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned.

But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good.


Double standards ftl.

stfu bk


You have bars because you lack hand eye coordination and or you have downs syndrome.

Its funny cuz its true.


LOL it actually is funny and true

  • 01.11.2010 2:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Lies
I didn't realize that satirical (aka troll) thread were allowed and even encouraged by Bungie.

Good to know.


You do now.

Get to it lies. Satirical thread making fun of the casual side of the community. Its allowed now.

  • 01.11.2010 3:01 PM PDT
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icwutudidthar

  • 01.11.2010 3:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: thewhorocker15
Posted by: me greater you
Posted by: Nedus
Posted by: me greater you

facepalm

If you guys want to clean this place up youre going to have to do away with this hypocritical bias BS.


If a member of the "competitive" side of the community was to make a satirical thread like this, he would be banned.

But you know since its an honorable bungie sacksucker and hes poking fun at the competitive side of the community its all good.


Double standards ftl.

stfu bk


You have bars because you lack hand eye coordination and or you have downs syndrome.

Its funny cuz its true.


LOL it actually is funny and true


Yeah, insult a Master Forum Ninja in a poorly worded fashion... good luck with that.

  • 01.11.2010 3:03 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

I'd say this is awesome, but the fact that threads just like this, but 100% serious, will be here in a few months makes me die a little.

BTW, I called it!

  • 01.11.2010 3:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: The EAKLE
I'd say this is awesome, but the fact that threads just like this, but 100% serious, will be here in a few months makes me die a little.

BTW, I called it!


I call that in a week they'll complain about the spread.

  • 01.11.2010 3:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

This thread has been irretrievably derailed and it is locked for that reason and that reason only.

However, despite their lack of tact, several of the users in this thread have made their point.

Satire threads are explicitly forbidden by the forum rules as a form of trolling for the exact reasons that are now visible throughout this thread's responses. As a matter of fairness, an argument could be made that this thread could also be locked for this reason.

While some threads that could reasonably be called "satire" tend to offend nobody and provide some good laughs, threads based on the old "competitive vs casual" debate have become too much of a hotbed topic on these forums to permit satires or parodies thereof.

Please keep this in mind for future reference and PM me or another forum ninja with any further questions. Thanks.

  • 01.11.2010 3:06 PM PDT