- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
YOU FOOL!!! For many of you, you are a bunch of NERDS!! NERDS I TELL YOU!!! You leave whatever you do, come home, and play multiplayer Halo. And in Halo you have this tough guy muscular cyborg look. And then, as the handsome ladykiller manbot you are, you mount yourself on that manly hover bike. It has one of the greatest names for a vehicle: the Ghost. You ride in style, occasionaly getting blown off 20 feet in the air ambushed by a tank. Cowards, if they were manly they would fight you mano a hover bike. You get blown up only to respawn and ride your faithful mustang again. Your enemies are afraid of you as they hear that hovering sound going around them, they turn around and start to cap at you. But alas, their actions are too late, in a smooth and galant turn you run over your adversary and *Kerplunk*, you run over them like a squirrel on the highway. As they wait to respawn all the enemy can do is look at their screen, and turn green with envy as you ride off to destroy others in such a gentlmenly fashion. Ghost Riders are the best!!! Yeah... I find them annoying sometimes...
The Halo 1 Master Chief meets himself as the Halo 2 Master Chief, and in a strange paradox, bows down and worships himself.