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Subject: The GreenChief Stabbing. Part 2
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Damnit! I must have some sort of magnet inside of me. I'm sick of being stabbed and/or being threatened to be stabbed. The story is this:

I was walking home from work. No biggie, right? Wrong. Anyways, I passed this group of four skin heads. I accidentally bumped one of them. It was a small -blam!-in* sidewalk! So this lead guy(I'm assuming he was the leader) turned around and asked(in Russian), "Do you have a problem?"

Of course I replied, "Yeah, I have a problem. YOU SUCK. That's my problem." Kidding. I'd have gotten killed for that. Instead I said, "No. I don't have a problem. I just didn't want to walk out in the street."

So this fudge packer replies, "Well, you bumped into us. And just to make sure it never happens again..."

He pulls out a knife and stabs me in the leg. Another good pair of pants runied by some jackass with a knife.

So, I limped home, dresseed up my wound, limped down to the doctor for proper treatment, and now I am home again telling you this epic tale.

Note to any of you who want to come to Russia: Don't make the damned skin heads unhappy. You'll get stabbed.

  • 07.29.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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wheres a pic?

  • 07.29.2004 12:44 PM PDT

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Might I suggest getting a good insurance plan? Or a knife/gun?

  • 07.29.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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That's funny, I've never had a problem with skinheads....

They usually just stare then back away. Pansies.

  • 07.29.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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Hell no I'm not getting a knife! Fighting back isn't a good idea. And if I were to take a picture, I threw away the pants, and my disk for my digital camera is dead. I neen a new one. I'm kind of lazy, it'll be a few weeks. :p

  • 07.29.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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I feel sorry for ya man getting stabed by skin heads just walk around with a shovel and then your safe

  • 07.29.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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Damn Ruski. Stabbing innocent HALO fans.

  • 07.29.2004 12:48 PM PDT
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I don't have a shovel. : (

  • 07.29.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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People must really love you.

  • 07.29.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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Those guys sound mean. O.O

  • 07.29.2004 1:00 PM PDT
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Well, on account that the dick in my camera is messed up, I did an MS Paint drawing of the scene of the crime.

[Edited on 7/29/2004 1:02:05 PM]

  • 07.29.2004 1:01 PM PDT

Posted by: GreenChief
Hell no I'm not getting a knife! Fighting back isn't a good idea.


That's why you have to run away. ;-)

  • 07.29.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
Well, on account that the dick in my camera is messed up, I did an MS Paint drawing of the


I don't think I'll click your links from now on...

  • 07.29.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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The dick in my camera is messed up.


I meant disk in my camera is messed up. :p

  • 07.29.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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carry a shovel around okay it worked for it can work with you not only that but people seem to be a lot nicer to you

  • 07.29.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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maybe he has seen some of your other post in this forum :p

  • 07.29.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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I don't think I'm going to click you links, anymore...


Shut up, Ajenteks! You know exactly what I meant! ...Or did you?

*switchy eyes*

  • 07.29.2004 1:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: GreenChief
The dick in my camera is messed up.


I meant disk in my camera is messed up. :p


Or did you?

  • 07.29.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
I don't think I'm going to click you links, anymore...


Shut up, Ajenteks! You know exactly what I meant! ...Or did you?

*switchy eyes*


It was a Freudian slip. Nothing wrong with that.

  • 07.29.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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Except that Freud was an overly horny, crazed, psychopath. But there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

  • 07.29.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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He was only human. :D

  • 07.29.2004 1:18 PM PDT