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bungie sucks azz u damn -blam!-s

  • 07.22.2005 5:52 PM PDT
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awesome mister chief.

why cant big team slayer be updated in the next playlist tweak to go to 100 kills instead of 50, big team territories was changed to 10 minutes (good move by the way) and assault on lockout is still the worst, and please oh please, do not do ANY kind of ctf or assault on gemini, EVER, it just doesnt work for that map, plots, maybe, but NEVER ctf or assault

good riddance to the modders, havent seen ONE since the update. told you knewbs you would get owned, hard, in the face (excuse me, its the beer talking)

  • 07.22.2005 5:55 PM PDT
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If Microsoft were to force Bungie to make Halo 3 right away and on their time frame, but Bungie would refuse, I think this is how the deal would go down. This is a step by step process of what might happen.

-First, Bill Gates would come to Bungie headquarters and tell Frankie that he had been promoted to Xbox Live Administration.

-After this, he would drive Frankie off with him to the Microsoft HQ, donning his alter ego Darth Gates, and would tie him up and throw him in the deepest, darkest nervous system of the central command bridge (Hey, every powerful industrial machine needs a command bridge, haven't you people seen Star Wars.)

-The third step would be sending a ransom note to the United Nations of Scottish Countrymen (Otherwise known as.. UNSC!) for the requisition of Bungie's command, and to force the employees to create the best game known to man.

-The fourth step is less complicated, next the UNSC would send it's band of merciless skirt-wearing, bag-pipe playing warriors to the Bungie headquarters to do said brutal capture.

-Lastly Bungie would be forced to make Halo 3 in record speeds being totally cut off from their families without restroom breaks until the game was completed, causing many of the number to soil themselves in shame. Once Frankie was released by Darth Gates, Bungie would release the game and the world would be driven to the Bungie Side of games.

And this is how Halo 3 would consequently reign supreme for generations of galactic dominance.

[Edited on 7/22/2005]

  • 07.22.2005 5:58 PM PDT

Whats happening about the issue of people quiting in the middle of a game. I have played several games with people who just quit when they are losing. Can you make it so the players that quit lose more XP then players that stay in the game untill the end?

  • 07.22.2005 6:01 PM PDT
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that sux -blam!- balls biotch!!!!!

[Edited on 7/22/2005]

  • 07.22.2005 6:18 PM PDT
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i no this has absolutly nothing having to do with wat u said but i cant see how to show my xbox live gamertag i did set it to yes but i cant see it?

  • 07.22.2005 6:23 PM PDT
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i realize your trying to help modding and all that, but is it really fair that we still lose levels to modders? i played 1 game of slayer today thinking i was safe, i got modded, and i lost my level. please help us!

  • 07.22.2005 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: SILENCE UK
2 thigns great WWU nice and long and funny and usefull

secondly y are u not admiting to doing halo 3 when bill gates has told us its being made or are u just not making it any more god i hope thats not right


oh and also for the harry potter fans out tehre SNAPE KILLS DUMBLDORE

thank u and good night
U dont know how mad i am at u right now u freakin reatard
OMG i h8 u ban this guy plz.

[Edited on 7/22/2005]

  • 07.22.2005 6:33 PM PDT
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Listen, I NEED some help here. I have a serious level problem cuz people keep on quitten and that makes it unfair. I was a level 31 but now im a level 24. And the only games I lost were the ones where people quit on me. Help me please.

  • 07.22.2005 6:38 PM PDT
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hey i got a good question for ya that lots of people want to know.
Is there a place where i can go to read the answers to serious questions without having to read through all your inside jokes and stupid questions that have nothing to do with halo???

  • 07.22.2005 6:38 PM PDT
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good update, great game... Bungie, you rock.

  • 07.22.2005 6:39 PM PDT
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same here

  • 07.22.2005 6:39 PM PDT
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c'mon the snape dumbledore thing is old news, if your THAT mad about it, either you weren't that serious about reading the book, read slow, or don't use the interweb that much

  • 07.22.2005 6:45 PM PDT
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Hahaha! Just listening to Mp3's on the Xbox 360... More like working on HALO 3 right?

  • 07.22.2005 6:45 PM PDT
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Ok youve added knew levels to halo 2 some are from the original. But I would pay 50.00 bucks if you added Hang em High on halo 2 that would be great, Although halo 2 is great I still own alot better on 1 because I am the jump master and could jump off anything without getting hurt, just hit a slope and run down was the best when you were being chased.PUT HANG EM HIGH ON HALO 2 PLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE

  • 07.22.2005 6:46 PM PDT
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What would Mister Chief look like if he was a Japanese Anime Character?

[Edited on 7/23/2005]

  • 07.22.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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if bungie made an installment to get rid of modding, why are they appolgizing for it not working. For all we know, that thing could have been a -blam!-in virus that some -blam!- installed to -blam!- with our xboxes. It should've worked they made this game so they should know how to -blam!-in fix it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DICK HEADS

[Edited on 7/22/2005]

  • 07.22.2005 7:06 PM PDT

ok i have a couple of questions, 1. once 360 comes out will we see more content like a 50 person matchmaking game type?

2. 3 friends and i were playin a custom gme on relic and after about an hour my friend sayhey71 and i saw what looked to be a pale white spartan hover up to the ramp from the ground and then disappear. we were the only ones to see it and it couldn't of been any one that was currently in the party cause every1 were in whogs right bhind us. so do u think this could have been some bug in the system??

3. would u guys ever consider putting a pelican into gameplay. i mean think about pilling 4 or 5 guys into a pelican and dropping them and a whog into a key flanking position to steal the flag and get a clean get away in the whog. i mean that sounds ideal for a large map like cantainment or coag.

4. is there any way to tone down the effects of bein host. cause i'll play some1 in a slayer match and they get host and just destroy my team with the 3 shot kills and then i'll play them again when neither of us r host and i'll dominate.

thanks

  • 07.22.2005 7:06 PM PDT

PLEASE HELP ME OUT BUNGIE!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY NEED U ON THIS....

MY GAMERTAG IS ROYLASULT AND I WAS LVL 20 IN TEAM PREVIEW AND I WENT ON LIKE 2 DAYS BEFORE THE AUTO UPDATE AND I RELIZED THAT MY LVL WAS GONE. I AM NOW A LVL 1 IN TEAM PREVIEW WHEN I WAS LVL 20. IM JUST WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.


I STILL HAVE ALL OF MY OTHER LVLS

  • 07.22.2005 7:09 PM PDT
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Yo there comaing out with halo3 when the playstation 3 comes out so yea

  • 07.22.2005 7:19 PM PDT
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rawr thank you for the update. i have not experienced modding at all and its awesome! Thank you so much bungie. ^__^

  • 07.22.2005 7:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Feelz Good
Why can't they just admit that they're working on Halo 3? It's not like we can force them to give us details on the game or release, so just say we're working on halo 3 damnit.

well they always are talking about we are working on our next project, and i believe in this update they said we are working on our next GAME. oh and there is a good reason for them not announcing it: think back... to a time when people dreamt about halo 2 and we waited and waited and waited, it kept getting delayed
they don't want that to happen again
So they are probably working on H3, but who knows maybe they are working on H2 xbl backwards combatibility for the 360.

  • 07.22.2005 7:21 PM PDT
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Death to the cheaters! (By death I mean may they soon run out of 2 month live accounts)

Very carefully? What's that mean? I wonder what the deal is with those crazy elites anyways. Are they reptiles, squids, or some other freaky kind of animal?

  • 07.22.2005 7:33 PM PDT
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dood i sewar to god i have a flowbee.......







just kidding

  • 07.22.2005 7:35 PM PDT
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What would Mister Chief look like if he was featered in a graphic novel? (Sin City)

  • 07.22.2005 7:52 PM PDT