- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
If Microsoft were to force Bungie to make Halo 3 right away and on their time frame, but Bungie would refuse, I think this is how the deal would go down. This is a step by step process of what might happen.
-First, Bill Gates would come to Bungie headquarters and tell Frankie that he had been promoted to Xbox Live Administration.
-After this, he would drive Frankie off with him to the Microsoft HQ, donning his alter ego Darth Gates, and would tie him up and throw him in the deepest, darkest nervous system of the central command bridge (Hey, every powerful industrial machine needs a command bridge, haven't you people seen Star Wars.)
-The third step would be sending a ransom note to the United Nations of Scottish Countrymen (Otherwise known as.. UNSC!) for the requisition of Bungie's command, and to force the employees to create the best game known to man.
-The fourth step is less complicated, next the UNSC would send it's band of merciless skirt-wearing, bag-pipe playing warriors to the Bungie headquarters to do said brutal capture.
-Lastly Bungie would be forced to make Halo 3 in record speeds being totally cut off from their families without restroom breaks until the game was completed, causing many of the number to soil themselves in shame. Once Frankie was released by Darth Gates, Bungie would release the game and the world would be driven to the Bungie Side of games.
And this is how Halo 3 would consequently reign supreme for generations of galactic dominance.
[Edited on 7/22/2005]