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Subject: What Master Chief does after a hard day of Crushing Covenant Colonies
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This is a fun little thing to think about to pass the time before Halo 2. What does the most powerful space warrior do after a nerve raking day at the office. I bet he watches Red Vs. Blue, or shoots cans on his dirty old fence and accidently snipes the pigs.

  • 07.29.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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What any bad ass does, drinks and gets laid.

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aaaah, the true jest of being a rouge warrior

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Kills more Covenant of course!!! Come to think about it...since Chief works so hard and so often, I don't think he has "free time". If he did he'd probably spend it lifting weights or on the shooting range.

  • 07.29.2004 2:53 PM PDT
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I guess it would be kind of hard to get out of the full body suit *shudder*

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has cs with cortana literaly

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lol has counterstrike with cortana, just kidding

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I am thinking Master Chief spends some quality time with his good friend "Master Bation".

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that is so funny

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lol, he hooks up dynamite to all the gamecubes he sees, :P

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I heard something about his armor having something in it where cortana controls a pleasure like function. I don't remember where I got this from, but i think its pretty funny!

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thanks

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ICE 0ne
a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

see, that's one problem with being a spartan. i think in fall of reach one of the side effects of one of mc's enhancements is decreased -blam!- drive.

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this pleasure item, it sounds, retarted, he could just eat a cheeseburger

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Posted by: ICE 0ne
see, that's one problem with being a spartan. i think in fall of reach one of the side effects of one of mc's enhancements is decreased -blam!- drive.


Yeah I read that too.... that would suck soo bad................. I wouldn't want to be a SPARTAN for just that reason..... lol........... unless they did all the other implants except that one!!!!!

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sits on his rockin chair on the porch and drinks a lot of beer. Makes his wife bring him food and the likes.

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[color=yellow]He forces three remaining grunts to do the 3 stooges.[/color]

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Posted by: Herbal_Essences
this pleasure item, it sounds, retarted, he could just eat a cheeseburger


It has nothing to do with food...... lol! It has to do with his um... desires(?)

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its probably because the babies would be deformed

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Goes to the bar trying to pick up chicks. Cortana gets jealous and messes up his speech so his flirting sounds like a walrus having a seizure, therefore leaving him without a girl.

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he sits with an pistol and gets some covie prioners and shoots them

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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Goes to the bar trying to pick up chicks. Cortana gets jealous and messes up his speech so his flirting sounds like a walrus having a seizure, therefore leaving him without a girl.


lmfao

  • 07.29.2004 3:03 PM PDT

ICE 0ne
a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

goes to the tanning salon. with all that armor on all the time, he's got to be pasty white.

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Posted by: I3ladeDragon
Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Goes to the bar trying to pick up chicks. Cortana gets jealous and messes up his speech so his flirting sounds like a walrus having a seizure, therefore leaving him without a girl.


lmfao

No idea where the walrus came from, just had to think of something weird.

  • 07.29.2004 3:04 PM PDT

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