- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: I3ladeDragon
Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Goes to the bar trying to pick up chicks. Cortana gets jealous and messes up his speech so his flirting sounds like a walrus having a seizure, therefore leaving him without a girl.
lmfao
No idea where the walrus came from, just had to think of something weird.