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Subject: What Master Chief does after a hard day of Crushing Covenant Colonies
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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
[quote]Posted by: I3ladeDragon
[quote]Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Goes to the bar trying to pick up chicks. Cortana gets jealous and messes up his speech so his flirting sounds like a walrus having a seizure, therefore leaving him without a girl.


i think that if he tried to pick up chicks, and sounded like a walrus, then why not just go for the walrus like aliens in the bar? Cant be THAT bad

  • 07.29.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Herbal_Essences
Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
[quote]Posted by: I3ladeDragon
[quote]Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Goes to the bar trying to pick up chicks. Cortana gets jealous and messes up his speech so his flirting sounds like a walrus having a seizure, therefore leaving him without a girl.


i think that if he tried to pick up chicks, and sounded like a walrus, then why not just go for the walrus like aliens in the bar? Cant be THAT bad

Eh, you got a point there. Cortana could tweak it now and then to make it as unattractive as possible.

  • 07.29.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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u mean as unattractive as carrotop and richard simmons danceathon on every channel in japanese?

  • 07.29.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Herbal_Essences
u mean as unattractive as carrotop and richard simmons danceathon on every channel in japanese?

Yeah there ya go.

  • 07.29.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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*shudder*

  • 07.29.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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He sits down on his couch drinking beer and watching tv.

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Posted by: ShweeBop
He sits down on his couch drinking beer and watching tv.


wow, ur ininventve, maybe he goes on jeoperdy stays on the show as long as he can, and when trebec asks him to leave he pistol whips him to death in surround sound, and the reason he knows all the answers is because of cortana

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Posted by: Herbal_Essences
Posted by: ShweeBop
He sits down on his couch drinking beer and watching tv.


wow, ur ininventve, maybe he goes on jeoperdy stays on the show as long as he can, and when trebec asks him to leave he pistol whips him to death in surround sound, and the reason he knows all the answers is because of cortana

It should be like on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy with Will Ferrel and Sean Connery. Those skits are as funny as he||.

  • 07.29.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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ill take the rapists for 200 please!

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Posted by: Herbal_Essences
ill take the rapists for 200 please!

That's my favorite one!

"The categorys are: Potent Potables, Sharp things, movies that start with the word "Jaws", Household items, and current U.S presidents."-Trebeck

  • 07.29.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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MC probably doesnt take time off he has to much fun killing covenant, but if he did i bet he'd drink alot of beer and take a lot of asprin, more to get over his headace from cortana -blam!-ing at him all day than the pain of numorous plasma burns. Or he would sit on his porch with a shotgun and blow stuff away.

  • 07.29.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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lol
except master chief just shoots the board :P

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Pimp out his Hog. Then go to bar again, leaving Cortana, yet somehow still manages to drive everyone away. He then realizes that it is November 9th, and every girl he talked to just wanted to go home and play Halo2.

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Posted by: Rundown
MC probably doesnt take time off he has to much fun killing covenant, but if he did i bet he'd drink alot of beer and take a lot of asprin, more to get over his headace from cortana -blam!-ing at him all day than the pain of numorous plasma burns. Or he would sit on his porch with a shotgun and blow stuff away.


aaa yes the true Canadian/American/Spartan spirit

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MC spends all his free time on a bungie forum like a loser.


















Hey wait a minute......... I need to go rethink my life.

  • 07.29.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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he bust one out

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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Pimp out his Hog. Then go to bar again, leaving Cortana, yet somehow still manages to drive everyone away. He then realizes that it is November 9th, and every girl he talked to just wanted to go home and play Halo2.


lol, my warthog is superfat, its got da bling bling on its weapon destructible exterior, and the super leather interior. Hey dont touch the rocket launcher!

  • 07.29.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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MC smokes weed everyday.

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Posted by: mynuffinftsitch
he bust one out


what the hell are you talking about?!?!?!

  • 07.29.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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He doesn't do any of the above. He square dances with grunts, then after that the grunts break it down and act like MC Hammer, only until tha masta chief busts a cap in there ass's

wow i need a reality check

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Posted by: Herbal_Essences
Posted by: mynuffinftsitch
he bust one out


what the hell are you talking about?!?!?!

I think it's trying to communicate in some sort of street lingo. I'll see if I can decode it.

[Edited on 7/29/2004 3:33:25 PM]

  • 07.29.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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lol...thats funny uber :-)

  • 07.29.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Odd topic!

  • 07.29.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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I have done my best to decode and I believe that it is reffering to one of MC's kidneys. He's gotta have some health problems, fighting covies all day, so one may have been damaged and therefore "busted out". Or he could just be hanging out, you know, lounging around the house.

[Edited on 7/29/2004 4:01:22 PM]

  • 07.29.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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a-ha. I know what Mc does on his day off! He gets out of that heavy suit and eats fried CHICKEN... Then Chills with a bottle full of BUD. *cough* BLUNT...;)

  • 07.29.2004 4:08 PM PDT

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