- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: CowardlyElite
It's my turn to get in this. The MC side has now gotten ( not a can, not a bag but ) a whole bucket o' asswhoop to accompany it. So be prepared Predator fanboys to be smeared all over the wall.
1. Arnold beat Predator. So did Glover- and sadly Glover did this with the Predator's own weapon.
Your arguments: Ofcourse the humans will win- it's a movie and humans wanna see humans win in movies =) if Arnold died then there'd be no more Predator
Response: False. If Arnold died then people would watch Predator II to see if the Predator met his match, not to mention in other horror movies the bad guys are shown at the end in some creepy scene or you get horrible endings all the same. You get these in video games too where Humans lose. ( See Dawn of the Dead )
Restatenent: Arnold and Danny Beat the Predator.
Your other argument: It was scripted
Response: What do you call comic books? (storylines are all the same) and if you're gonna make a comic book about Predator how do you make it please Predator fanboys? Um. You make it win
Your probable argument: "Haha I could say the same about Master Chief- he'll win because people want him to."
Actually if Bungie wanted to I bet they could kill Master Chief and make their next game about an ODST who is very powerful and is next in line for augmentation. Would that kill MC fanboys? Hmm as long as there is a Halo video game going on I don't think it will matter. (though it would be a bummer if MC dies- that wouldnt stop me from buying a Halo 3)
2. Master Chief does not team up with super geek faces. Or do CROSS-OVER STORIES WITH THEM.
You're telling us to read the comic books. Okay. I'm telling you to read the books.
I read the comic books and found a couple of things
Batman beat Predator. Wait didn't you just tell us to Read the comic books BUT THIS ONE SAYS (and shows) Batman beat Predator. Whaaat?
Next-
Superman vs Predator:
Predator fights a watered down Superman because he has an "alien virus"
See, people. This is what you get for reading the comic book series. Behold! An actual reviewer ...reviewing Predator vs Superman
* out of ****
DC and Dark Horse Comics put out the worst crossover stories on the comic book market. In Superman/Aliens, The Man of Steel was de-powered somewhat to make the battle with the Aliens more even sided, but it made for predictable reading. Same story here where yet another alien virus is de-powering Superman and making him an easy target for the Predator. I tell you, they do not even try to be original anymore. They have two pages of dialoge then jump right into the fighting and it's not over until a last minute trick of restored power takes over, and Superman is his powerful old self again, thus the Predator is history, and this is what happens here. I think both DC and Dark Horse Comics are perfect for each other. They both put out really bad comics.
Mkay. The first thing you "retards" might point out is that the reviewer said Superman/Aliens. He meant both Predator and Alien as a species not only that there was a comic with Superman and the Aliens. In Superman vs Aliens superman gets a virus. Same thing happens with the Superman vs Predator (and if you see the cover it says- Superman vs Predator so don't go telling me I got confused because even if I did in BOTH comics Superman gets a -blam!- virus and twice he has to kick ass while being weak )
And guess what? Predator and Superman do fight. And Superman at first is weak. The Predators are very honorable. Oh yeah. They fight Superman when he has a virus. I'm surprised the Predator didn't waste the unborn baby in the 2nd movie. -blam!- -locked bastards.
In the Comic books Batman out wits and out fights the Predator. Then you go on about humans wanting each other to win in the movies? Then you tell us to read the comics? What's happening?- the same thing that's "happening in the movies" So next time dont tell us to read the comics.
Alright So Master Chief doesn't fight DC characters. And since you told us to read the comic books due to the movies giving the Preds no justice I have decided that the movies DO give the Predators justice. I much rather see a cool-looking alien fight Arnold than Superman so I'd say the comics didn't give it much justice either (Watch the Predator vs the Xmen come out). You wanna say "Those were bad ones" Go ahead but you have been rambling on about "read the comics read the comics" Hey! Shut up.
Master Chief okay now here's the moment we've been waiting for. Master Chief would kick Predator's ass. Remember- some things look like slow motion to him. In the books when an ODST is about to punch him it seems like it's slower. If Predator tried to shove his little whatever-the-heller thingies (Wolverine-like claws) into the Spartan, the Spartan most likely would direct the Predators arm somewhere else, evade or just get hit for it to bounce off the shields.
" Noo the Predator would be hiding in the trees " If the black guy can spot the Predator cloaked in trees, and if Arnold could spot the Predator in front of a fire. Guess what? Master Chief would act stupid as to not alarm the Predator, send a grenade his way and watch beautiful things happen. The Predator stalks his prey first, correct? Which means you can't say " The Predator would shoot MC out of nowhere and MC would die" Your own information works against you I'm afraid. Let's move on to this little Plasma Caster.
The Covenant are all about plasma. A Wraith can fire plasma, A Grunt can, a Jackal can, a Hunter can, an Elite can, A Brute can and I bet Prophets even crap plasma ( joke. ) So dont even talk about a Plasma caster that makes holes in trees and rocks. That's good for you. In the book " The Flood" a plasma shot is fired by a wraith which splinters a tree all over the place ( explode basically as in it didnt make a hole ) The explosion is so beautiful that a shred of the tree is ripped off and kabobs a human into the ground. That's really cool. Never seen a Predator do that.
Let's talk about the Frisbee thing- it is very destructive I'll give you that. But My dog would catch it and Danny Glover? He didn't get killed by it. Okay it flies faster than the speed of light. Even if your little mathematical calculations were correct then the Predator would have no need to THROW this "speed of light" sailing disc. Predator could just aim his hand, press whatever button thing that makes it go "the speed of light" and instant kill. Right? Oh okay so saying momentum makes the disc go the speed of light that means the Predators arm would move at the speed of light and if that happened his arms would fall out their sockets. And Arnold would be dead within a punch? Arguments? Good. Shut up.
The Predators Pencil ( or spear )
Since you people make references to Comic books and other nerdy sorts of things instead of sticking to your own movie then we can assume the SAND PEOPLE and their GAFFI STICKS (from Star Wars) are just as lethal as the Predator's sticks. The Master Chief is innovative and Adaptive. The Predator? For some reason he likes talking in our language. Talk about being adaptive. Wow. If the Predator was so innovative he'd think about kneeing glovers hand into his head- making the little S O L D ("speed of light disc" as I now will call it) blurr into Glover's face.
Master Chief dealt with getting slaughtered by a plasma sword and actually reversed it. The Predator can't do that. They are intelligent but not intelligent enough. So you want to talk technology? Okay. The Predators have been around since PAST the 80s making their machinery NOW or 300 years later fantastic, right? Yeah.
Did you remember how the humans got an Elites shield and made it better? Guess what happens with the Predator technology. They'd enhance it and make a S O L D just for the Master Chief. The Predators would make humans extinct before 2005 you said- so why didnt they do it in the "comics" The Predators got their asses whooped by Batman for Chroist sakes. Who pwns Batman? A ninja guy. Pwned him so bad that they needed five episodes to kill the Ninja man. Okay and speaking of Ninja- Bungie has one of their own. Gee I think they have an ass kicker ready and lined up to take on any one of your fantasy loves ( Like Predator, hell even King Kong )
Predators have actually been around longer than the 80s go to the official movie website ( Alien vs Predator movie ) to see a sweet ass concept drawing of the Predators living with what appears to be Aztecs. That's cool. But a Spartan of old would slaughter and Aztec- whoa just saying.
Anyway it's simple that the Predator and Master Chief would be exciting. Master Chief would win though. Arnold can figure out it sees heat. Master Chief can then. You talk about the Predators other modes of vision. I can guarantee you Master Chief can make himself hot, cold, non electrical ( turning off stuff ) and you say the Predator sees normal? Since when? Show me- I wanna see. It wouldn't matter. A sniper scope shooting at a shimmer (the cloaking) would kill it. As for your obsession with Predator killing John with a nuclear explosion- John would just teleport. What?
Anyway keep it coming. I'll be glad to keep debating this.
very well put i actually read the whole thing! that was great. you even pointed out what the others might say. a lot of people aren't remembering that MC can attack too! people are like "his blade thingy will rip mc to shreads!" um what ever happened to "MC will shoot that poor bastard to hell!"? excactly no one remembers the attack part. mc can seriosuly attack, he has rockets smgs battle rifles pistols snipers, (hell maybe even some covie weapons!) gernades (just throw a sticky on a predator and you can shoot him (if hes invisible) and he WOULD die i just ran ou