I finally received my first pay packet today (£117.14 for four days' work) from my new job. Yes, I actually have a job. I am currently being paid £5.39 an hour to sit behind a counter all day, drinking tea and watching TV. I am working in a bookies.
As you can probably tell, I am enjoying this job. Seriously, if you want laid-back, this is the job for you. The staff are a laugh, as are the customers, and breaks are whenever you want them to be. And, of course, I'm earning more than Frankie ;-)