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Ch 1) The Truth.
It has generally been said that the truth is less fun than the stories.
Everything about my life has proven this to be true.

I have been told I am a genius.
I have been told I am not as smart as I think I am.
I have been told I am bipolar.
I have NEVER been depressed in my life.
I have been told I have mania.
I have NEVER been in denial...
I have been called a comedian and I have been told not to quit my day job.
MY parents were told when I was four not to let me watch a certain show, because a certain brat was a bad influence.
I have been called an attention whore, and ego freak, a troll.

To all of these people I have this to say, "Would you kindly eat my shorts?"

If you do not know who I am, neither do I.

I slip willingly into the realm of delusion. I embrace psychosis. I accept only two labels I have been given.

First was given to me by a Cat in human form she said, "I am to smart for my own good."

Second was an online ten question IQ test, it labeled me number 125, "Almost a genius."

To those that said, this I ask, "What the f k are you talking about? And thank you, you set me free."

I dedicate every spelling error to Mr. Tibbs; by some miracle of observation he labeled a writer before I even knew who I was.

I dedicate this self proclaimed work of art to Prometheus the snake. I would have eating him if his owner Mark would have let me. He died 7 days ago.

I will burn the first copy of this book if I am ever published in honor of attempting to turn my life into a four dimensional poem that only rhymes some of the times.

I write this book for all the metaphor men that came before me. We are all connected, how often we forget.

TO Douglas Adams, you knew me best even if we never knew each other at all. Probably for the best, I am told if one shakes hands with one's self the universe comes to an end.

Lastly, to the black van full of ninjas that never came, I AM COMING FOR YOU!

This story I will tell is more true than not. I will prove it with my epitaph. That is to say when you ask death politely for some answers. Such a brittle bullet is the mortal coil, so I leave the rest to MY gods. The are fun and they have six sides.

The play list that helped me make this book will forever by my secret.

- Vest Ninja

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The End

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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

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  • 02.06.2010 1:52 AM PDT