- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
i know that JunitoNo2 is a fake but i decided to make him feel special by making him think he fooled someone so here is the convo
DrMayhem7: hello
JunitoNo2: Everywhere
DrMayhem7: what is everywhere
JunitoNo2: The debris.
They are everywhere.
DrMayhem7: do you know someone that has the aol name JunitoNo1
JunitoNo2: ... yes.
DrMayhem7: are you in any contact with him
JunitoNo2 signed off at 5:19:28 PM.
JunitoNo2 signed on at 5:19:43 PM.
DrMayhem7: have you had contact with JunitoNo1 lately
JunitoNo2: My signal is breaking up
JunitoNo2: They are close
DrMayhem7: who the Covenant
JunitoNo2: The destroyers of worlds
DrMayhem7: yea the Covenant
DrMayhem7: are you a Spartan?
JunitoNo2 signed off at 5:22:00 PM.
JunitoNo2 signed on at 5:22:10 PM.
JunitoNo2 signed off at 5:24:34 PM.
JunitoNo2 signed on at 5:28:26 PM.
DrMayhem7: Are you a Spartan
JunitoNo2: According to ONI's penal code 33.5 I cannot divulge that information at this time.
DrMayhem7: are there others ones of you
JunitoNo2: Not as far as I can tell.
DrMayhem7: where are you at
JunitoNo2: This medium of communication is insecure.
JunitoNo2: I must install an obstacle.
DrMayhem7: ok
JunitoNo2: 100000101111101011011000000010100
JunitoNo2: 100000101111101011011000000010100
JunitoNo2: 100000101111111011000000010100
JunitoNo2: 1000001011111010101000000010
JunitoNo2: /reboot ...
JunitoNo2 signed off at 5:31:53 PM.
JunitoNo2 signed on at 5:31:57 PM.
JunitoNo2: Complete.
DrMayhem7: good
DrMayhem7: what is your location?
JunitoNo2: My gridlocation is Delta 1.76 N, Alpha 45.6 W.
JunitoNo2: I need extraction from Earth.
JunitoNo2: In the SOL system.
DrMayhem7: i will see what i can do to help you then
DrMayhem7: what is the exact date and time
JunitoNo2: 1700
August 25, 2552
DrMayhem7: i will alert the government to take note of your situation for further reference cause it is 1730 August 2, 2004
DrMayhem7: here
JunitoNo2: Are you positive
DrMayhem7: the last time i checked it was
JunitoNo2: The artifact. It must have altered the continium.
DrMayhem7: so your connection went back in time
DrMayhem7: but the artifact was destroyed to my knowledge
JunitoNo2: I was not aware.
JunitoNo2: How has it been destroyed?
DrMayhem7: wait is there another artifact found on earth
DrMayhem7: the one from reach was blown up on the Gettysburg
JunitoNo2: I have only seen one artifact.
DrMayhem7: where was it found
JunitoNo2: Earth.
DrMayhem7: then it hasn't been destroyed
DrMayhem7: the one from reach was destroyed
JunitoNo2: Reach
JunitoNo2: I was on Reach.
JunitoNo2: My memory is fuzzy.
JunitoNo2: I lost consciousness.
DrMayhem7: when did that happen
JunitoNo2: During contact with the Covenant.
DrMayhem7: What is your name?
JunitoNo2: I cannot divulge that information.
JunitoNo2: I was on my way to Earth.
JunitoNo2: The Covenant had been waiting. Our ship was crippled. We tried to land on Earth.
I was the only survivor.
DrMayhem7: can you tell me are your rank
JunitoNo2: Negative.
That is disclosed information.
DrMayhem7: hmmm.is there anything u can tell me
JunitoNo2: Earth has a judgement day.
JunitoNo2: And I dont think we're ready.
DrMayhem7: what is the date of it
JunitoNo2: The invasion began yesterday.
DrMayhem7: august 24
JunitoNo2: August 24, 2552.
DrMayhem7: is there anyway you can secure this line
JunitoNo2: You are currently in 2004, correct?
DrMayhem7: yea
JunitoNo2: I have been compromised.
JunitoNo2 signed off at 5:49:16 PM.
this is some funny -blam!- i also made him think i knew what he was talking bout