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Subject: THE YEAR IS 2552; AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'm a kid with so many mental issues that the Flood turn me into a combatf orm but I'm still alive and in control. i get some armor and go around infecting the covvies and they are all under my control> then all of my forms start going into bizzare seizures and tourret syndrom outbursts and we kill everthing with out random flailing and shooting

or i sit at home eating chease and when the covenant kil leveryone i come out and and give them that martian hand sign thingy and they hail me as their new ruler>

  • 07.29.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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i will be in heaven

  • 07.29.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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I am the almighty leader of the humans, and you will all bow down to me.

  • 07.29.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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I'm the president of a construction company that builds underground bunkers. I'm a billionaire.

  • 07.29.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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marine headin in to battle i charge grenade at hand toss it three covies down pick up a sword and slice through purple bleeding hell

  • 07.29.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Go AWOL and play Final Fantasy 359

  • 07.29.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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I am a teenage about to go sign up for the Marines when i trip on a curb and fall.....pretty hard. It hurts.

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  • 07.29.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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I am a 25 year old. I have been going through Spartan 3 training since the age of 5. I am the son of the Great Master Chief and his wife Dana, also a Spartan. I have officially recieved my Saprtan 3 MJOLINER Mach 4 Armor. The government has told the army and navy to give me any weapon of choice. I have chosen 1 SMG, 1 Shotgun that is Auto, 1 Battle Rifle and 1 Rocket Launcher. For a side 1 asked for 4 gredades and 4 Flaming Grenades. One month later I have been sent to New Mombasa to fight the Covenant. I am the strongest force the world has ever seen. I have the power of 5 men eith much health and shield. There I make my way to the high way to find a flock of Jackels. I chose to Duel Wield Auto Shot Gun and a Battle Rifle. I take them all out leaving their bullet torn bodies and blood on the highway.
Later on through the highway I find a Jeep unused and a gunner hiding between to buildings. I ask him to drive and I gun. We later find a force of Brutes and Eliets. I gun them all down and leave one badly injured Brute on the floor. I walk up to him, He rises and I stick a flaming grenade straight up his hairy fat ass. In the even my driver was killed, to my advantage he left in his place a Covent Carbine in which he had to clue as how to use. I switch it for a shotgun.
Before I exit the highway and go towards the covenant ship 5 eliets in their sending capule land infron of me. I take out my rocket launcher and shot. I am badly injured but to my luck they are all dead and ripped up. Then I hit the covent ship were the actiopn has only begun.

  • 07.29.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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Some idiot that refused to be drafted. That's right I'd be a draft dodging coward. The UNSC couldn't draft me, oh no.....I'd volunteer. Probably get stuck in the marines as a rifleman. If my current shooting ability matches their requirements for a sniper, then I'd be that. Most likely I would get stuck on one of the hundreds of futile ground battles that mean nothing because victory in space is needed.*mumbles* Cursed only 5 space victories in 27 years and very few ground victories at that.*end mumble*

But yeah, some marine or militia if the UNSC Marine Corps rejects me.

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  • 07.29.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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After My pants rip and the covenant ships are destroyed because of the insuing sonic boom,I gain another 500 lb's effectivly making me the first human battle cruiser.THe human race works day and night making me new shorts to wear,I am than launched into orbit.I drop ANOTHER chocolate bar which lands on bungie headquarters,I bend down to pick that one up and my shorts rip, making an Explosion SOOOO loud the sun explodes...the end

  • 07.29.2004 7:27 PM PDT

im a 13 year old kid who has a short attention spand and ........hey my keyboards white who knew?.........what was i talking about again?

  • 07.29.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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Im age 69 and i am a chef in the army... lmao

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  • 07.29.2004 7:40 PM PDT
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These are really fuuny. Great job guys.

  • 07.30.2004 5:33 AM PDT
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Im getting it on!

  • 07.30.2004 5:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jnice
Im getting it on!

what is that suppose to mean, gwetting it on, with someone, by yourself or something compleatly differently different.

  • 07.30.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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come on people post

  • 07.30.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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ANYBODY HERE, COME ON PEOPLE POST YOUR STORIES

  • 07.30.2004 7:47 AM PDT
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Dont bump I'm getting it on in Halo 2!

  • 07.30.2004 7:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: wiggly104
I am a 6'4 230 lb. kid also out of high school, but instead of going to collage I sigh up for the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers to fight the covanent. I join the ODSTs because when it comes down to it I dont want to be standing next to a draftee. I am wounded defending an outpost near New Mombasa and am awarded a purple heart and a silver star for acts of bravery.

This is fun
im shure they have plenty of time to give you a purple heart when the world is being attacked by covies.

  • 07.30.2004 7:55 AM PDT
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i'm going to be a 564 year old geezer who shoves grenades down covies mouths and watches them explode from the inside out!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.30.2004 7:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Reign_of_Fire90
im a 13 year old kid who has a short attention spand and ........hey my keyboards white who knew?.........what was i talking about again?
wow we have allot of things alike. i gotta a white keyboard and im 13 and my freinds say i have a short attetion span, weird.

  • 07.30.2004 7:56 AM PDT
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ok im 13 its summer im outside when i see a huge fleet of frigates and warhips warp outa space. I have a brown spot on my pants.

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  • 07.30.2004 7:58 AM PDT
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Jnice - I too, am getting it on in 2552. better than having micro-shrapnel from a needler detonate and juice my insides.

either that or, I would be the Poontang chief.

by day, I am obliterating covenant armaders, destroying halos, saving human lives.

by night, I am making tackey -blam!- movies with kelly (tha spartan) and getten some funky cyborg action on!!!

so either way...................getting it on. ; p

  • 07.30.2004 8:00 AM PDT

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And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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I am the first marine to try out the prototype of the new MJOLNIR VII armor that doesn't have too fast of reflexes so I don't break every bone in my body. Then I run out alongside the MC and dish out a can o whoop-ass on all the Covie bastards I find. Then when nobody's looking.........

  • 07.30.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: The MasterChief8
Jnice - I too, am getting it on in 2552. better than having micro-shrapnel from a needler detonate and juice my insides.

either that or, I would be the Poontang chief.

by day, I am obliterating covenant armaders, destroying halos, saving human lives.

by night, I am making tackey -blam!- movies with kelly (tha spartan) and getten some funky cyborg action on!!!

so either way...................getting it on. ; p

Wow we have alot in common in the year 2552.....

[Edited on 7/30/2004 8:06:48 AM]

  • 07.30.2004 8:06 AM PDT

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