- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
It's 2514. I'm 6 years old on Earth and I know about a war with a strange alien race we just discovered. So, wanting to help out, I sneak onto a ship going to Reach and I end up getting mixed up with another kid in the Spartan II program. 14 years later, I'm a fully trained and augumented Spartan. So, after being trained I start a long war with these strange alien races we call the Covenant. 32 years later, in 2552, I haven't been assigned to anything, so just for kicks I sneak on the Pillar of Autumn. So, I found out later from Captain Keyes that we'd be travling for two weeks so he sent me to the cryos. When I wake up, I'm on a planet. It kind of looked like a ring to me. But wait a second!! I'm not on the Autumn anymore!! What's going on here..........................
Ah. They must have ejected me and my cryo from the Autumn because they had to make a crash landing. Well, whatever, I.....................
Then, all of a sudden, the AI in my suit cracked to life.
Hey! Hey! Wake up!! A Covenant dropship is approaching! No, wait, make that two.
Oh crap. Well, atleast I have my trusty Battle Rifle at my side. RRRRRRRRRRRRR................................. WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright. What's going on here, Kaymia? ("Sister" of Cortana and Kalmiya)
Hmm.................. I don't know. They must have taken it from you when you went into cryo.
Oh, no....... Well, atleast I have a couple frag grenades with me.
Sorry, mister "grenadier", no frags either.
Dang!! Well, alright. Hey! Here comes a grunt!!
(Grunt) Huh? WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! The grunt screamed as I killed him and took his plasma pistol. Luckly, he had wandered away from the group and none of them heard a sound. Then, in the distance........ What? A grunt with an energy sword?!!
Meanwhile, across the field...............
Ra' Yahummenzo (Elite): So, Grunt, you think you're ready for the energy sword?
Zahuhu (Grunt): Yes! Yes! I'm ready!
Ra' Yahummenzo: Okay. Here you go.
Zahuhu: Okay. (Swings it around) AH AH WAH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He swung the energy sword around and accidently slaughtered everyone in his camp except for him)
Meanwhile, back across the field..........
What the........... Oh, yes!!! What luck!! That grunt slaughtered everyone!! Hoho, this should be easy.
Kaymia: Well, that was lucky........... Wait? What are those?
Coming down from the sky, were six pods. They crashed into the ground right in front of me. Out of each pod stepped a brute.
Kaymia: No, not brutes, not here.............. Andrew, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!