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Subject: THE YEAR IS 2552; AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I will be a dead, rotted corpse you post bumping no talent story maker.

  • 07.30.2004 8:07 AM PDT
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Wow we have alot in common in the year 2552.....

heheh.........I'd imagine that things wont have changed much in the next 500-whatever years.

GO THA POOTEYTANG-CHIEF!!!!!

I wonder if kelly is hot too? or linda?

*growls like tiger*

  • 07.30.2004 8:10 AM PDT
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It's 2514. I'm 6 years old on Earth and I know about a war with a strange alien race we just discovered. So, wanting to help out, I sneak onto a ship going to Reach and I end up getting mixed up with another kid in the Spartan II program. 14 years later, I'm a fully trained and augumented Spartan. So, after being trained I start a long war with these strange alien races we call the Covenant. 32 years later, in 2552, I haven't been assigned to anything, so just for kicks I sneak on the Pillar of Autumn. So, I found out later from Captain Keyes that we'd be travling for two weeks so he sent me to the cryos. When I wake up, I'm on a planet. It kind of looked like a ring to me. But wait a second!! I'm not on the Autumn anymore!! What's going on here..........................

Ah. They must have ejected me and my cryo from the Autumn because they had to make a crash landing. Well, whatever, I.....................

Then, all of a sudden, the AI in my suit cracked to life.

Hey! Hey! Wake up!! A Covenant dropship is approaching! No, wait, make that two.

Oh crap. Well, atleast I have my trusty Battle Rifle at my side. RRRRRRRRRRRRR................................. WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright. What's going on here, Kaymia? ("Sister" of Cortana and Kalmiya)

Hmm.................. I don't know. They must have taken it from you when you went into cryo.

Oh, no....... Well, atleast I have a couple frag grenades with me.

Sorry, mister "grenadier", no frags either.

Dang!! Well, alright. Hey! Here comes a grunt!!

(Grunt) Huh? WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! The grunt screamed as I killed him and took his plasma pistol. Luckly, he had wandered away from the group and none of them heard a sound. Then, in the distance........ What? A grunt with an energy sword?!!

Meanwhile, across the field...............

Ra' Yahummenzo (Elite): So, Grunt, you think you're ready for the energy sword?

Zahuhu (Grunt): Yes! Yes! I'm ready!

Ra' Yahummenzo: Okay. Here you go.

Zahuhu: Okay. (Swings it around) AH AH WAH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He swung the energy sword around and accidently slaughtered everyone in his camp except for him)

Meanwhile, back across the field..........

What the........... Oh, yes!!! What luck!! That grunt slaughtered everyone!! Hoho, this should be easy.

Kaymia: Well, that was lucky........... Wait? What are those?

Coming down from the sky, were six pods. They crashed into the ground right in front of me. Out of each pod stepped a brute.

Kaymia: No, not brutes, not here.............. Andrew, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.30.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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I'm a 14 year old cadet in training when Earth is suddenly under attack. In need of fighting men the UNSC picks my entire regiment, 342 Halifax Rifles and puts us on the front line. In the first week we suffure heavy cassualities from nearly non-stop fighting.

'Hay Jimmy." I ask, "Where the -blam!- is the sarge?"

"How the hgell should I know maybe he's over by his rock reading his -blam!-."

Suddenly a plasma artittily sheel explows fallowed by 12 more.

"-blam!-, we're under attack!" I yell, "Chris hand me a Battle Rifle!"

"I'm hit!" he replies.

"MEDIC!" Calles Jimmy.

Then Coviese fill the horazion, i'm taken as a POW.

*****TWO WEEKS LATER*****

"Ha! Look at the stupid human!" laughs a grunt."

"WORT WORT WORT!" yells an elite.

"You covie bastards... " From no where i pull out a PG,

"Oh -blam!-." Every covie in the room.

I stick the PG to a Phofit on the stage. "YA! THREE POINTS YA DIRTY HORE!"

BOOM!

  • 07.30.2004 9:43 AM PDT
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I will be playin halo 10, in my MC replica armor and a replica smg with real plasma grenades.

Can someone say destruction?

  • 07.30.2004 9:47 AM PDT
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I am a kid who likes to cause trouble
me and my friend hed out to play a game of chicken in a hotspot where these freakish aliens are attacking

we realize that there are a band of these aliens around the corner we all draw straws to see whois going to throw rocks and debris at them after one rock is thrownthe are suddenly all alert of where we are and they are all armed we then do what is the bravest thing we can.....RUN!!!!!!

after a long chase and some extreme 4th degree burns (NEW) we loose them

Billy picks up a spherical object and presses a button and it starts to glow he tries to throw it but it's stuck to his hand. Thinking this is all fun we throw lots of them on Billy

5 days later we are mourning Billys death with what little was left of him

  • 07.30.2004 9:53 AM PDT
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Im crouching around corners, then when an elite comes up, I kick them in the alien nads. (wherever they might be located.)

  • 07.30.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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I dodge the draft and become friends with a exiled elite. We have lunch and talk about why all this is happening, it turned out the covenant just like pudding and our action movies, yet somehow that got translated incorrectly.

  • 07.30.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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i am 13 and i can currently shoot holes in pennys at 100 yards with a .22. i would probably be a sniper. or a guy with a rocket launcher. *evil laugh*

  • 07.30.2004 10:37 AM PDT
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I'm 14 and i am hanging out with some friends when we decide to sneak into a UNSC storage room. In a crate we find fifty or more PG and, pressing the button they start to glow.

"Hay guys." I yell, "Check out this alsome spalker. It is even more fun because3 we are playing with it inside."

"That's not a spalker the a granade!" yells Ben

"Don't worry. We are safe. All the doors and windows are locked from the outside so we cannot espae. Oh wait a minute."

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.30.2004 10:51 AM PDT
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I'd make friends with the Hunters and show them the errors of their ways. Then tell them to kill Elites, use Jakals as doormats and grunties as footballs.

  • 07.30.2004 11:05 AM PDT
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I watch tv all day with an elf tells me to burn things. So I sneak into the covenant armada and burn all the covies with flame throwers

  • 07.30.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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keep em coming guys, this is great

  • 07.30.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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DAY 2 (make sure you read my first story)

after billy's death (there are 3 of us left) we are more determined than ever to get back at those alien (even though it was our fault) we come across a battle hotspot where marines are battling what they call Hunters.

there is one hunter left and he kils the last of the marines. We decide to see what fun we can have with it. we draw straws as usual and it seems fred is going to have to go and kick it in the back he goes up and kicks it in the back and the Hunter dies

"that thing wasn't so tough" says fred and he removes it's weapon which is glowing green and expanding a bit

as we go home we see a green mushrrom cloud where freddy's house should be

  • 07.30.2004 11:20 AM PDT
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i crash land on halo when i find two monkeys. This is the PLANET OF THE APES. "AAAAAWWWWWWWW! YOU LOUSY BASTARDS, I'M NOT GOINJG TO TAKE IT!" BAM! I AHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD

  • 07.30.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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i am now a 23 year old UNSC sargent i inlisted when i was 16 under a fake name and was quickly promoted due to my quick reflexes and ability to think under presure i distinguished myself by defending my posision and criotubes for half the crew on the pillar of autom when we were boarded i grabe a ride on a ship aimed for halo i think it was called then after fighting for a few strait days i am now alone on a battlefield with only 2 elites and the intrails of my squad under my feet
sudenly i see one of the off guard elites with his back turned i lunge twards him and instantly break his neck with my bare hands then after his body hit the ground with a satisfieng thud the other now lone elite looks in my direction just then i glance down and notice a PG i lunge for it as the elite yells his battle cry i quickly grab the grenade and hit the button it hit him right in the mouth then trying to run in my direction he ran away from me because he couldn't see BOOM! i then counted up how many i killed on that horible beach 10 and then the last 2 i just finished off i talied it up with the 91 i killed threwout my career i had now 103 kills just then i looked up and the ground shook as i saw parts of the ring float into space the aftermath of an explosion that only a ships reactor could have caused i radioed any avalible pelican in my area for assistance all i got was static the part of the ring i was on was now drifting away anr i knew that soon the artificail gravity would stop and i would burn up in the atmosphere or burst when i got into space then i looked down and saw that my battle rifle had one shot left i removed my helmit and picked up the battle rifle just as i started to float away and i aimed it at my head then pulled the trigger

i consider myself fortunat to have never had to belled to death in a pool of my own blood

  • 07.30.2004 11:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Senor El Roboto
I'm an offical high ranking guy for the UNSC, when I recive a reportthe the covies have a new weapon. Killbots. They cannot be destoryed but I know their only weakness, they have a kill limit of 1, 000, 000 humans. So i send wave after wave of my troops and after sixty days destory the 5,000,000,000 killbots the covies have. I'm awarded the medal of honor and a one eyed babe.


I smell futurama

[Edited on 7/30/2004 11:52:25 AM]

  • 07.30.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: James064
Posted by: Senor El Roboto
I'm an offical high ranking guy for the UNSC, when I recive a reportthe the covies have a new weapon. Killbots. They cannot be destoryed but I know their only weakness, they have a kill limit of 1, 000, 000 humans. So i send wave after wave of my troops and after sixty days destory the 5,000,000,000 killbots the covies have. I'm awarded the medal of honor and a one eyed babe.


I smell futurama


Um it's not futuarama. WHY WOPULD I COPY THAT? (*)(*)
_ (lOl)

  • 07.30.2004 2:43 PM PDT

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