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What are the symptoms of a halo maniac?


Good ones i've seen so far:-


- When u see someone fall or trip you instantly run over and T-Bag them and call them a noob
Lord Rage

- You go to the library and bring your shotgun
cup u joe

- You fill your cap gun with needles and start chasing neighbourhood children
Satanator

- You run out of the bathroom yelling "The bomb is planted" knowing everyone in the vicinity will die anyway.
Stuff Of Legend

- When ur in a fight and someone throws sand in ur eyes u yell noob combo!
unknown

- When the weatherman says a flood is coming you grab your shotgun
unknown

- When you are at an exam and missing a pen you stand up and say "I need a weapon"
credit to Affenjung bronx

- You steal the flag at a golfcourse and jump into a cart and yell "Floor It!!!!!
CableX

- When you see little kids, you start yelling "Grunts!" then you try and throw rocks at their head to see if confetti comes out and random voices start cheering
BenWasHere

- While incinerating ants you yell medals in a dramatic voice
SURFIN WRAITH

- When youve eaten your dinner and go on to your desert you see in the corner of your eye "Hold X to swap for spoon"
credit to Killer1102

- You collect the methane from farts and wear it in a tank on your back.
Mormathius

- You say oddities you wished the Elites said in the game like, "Arbiter, I can't believe it's not butter!"
WACCSMD

- When taking a test, you fill in the space for your name as "iTz MLG bRz iz $ick"
DonVitoCor1eone

- When your teacher enters the room you shout DEAMON! and melee them to death with a pencil
unknown


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1. You play Halo + Halo 2 (+ now Halo 3) 24/7


We lost track ages ago so don't worry about keeping track

This started in July 28th 2005!!!


Almost four years old!


[Edited on 03.15.2009 5:16 AM PDT]

  • 07.28.2005 11:33 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You are constantly checking for snipers.

  • 07.28.2005 11:39 AM PDT
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as I was lying on my bed at the night gazing the stars wondering one thing; Where the hell my roof went.

I am a Zombie.
Proud member of B.net since -04

when you need pen at exam, you say to teacher

I need weapon

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at middle of football match (not soccer) you bash your teammates and shout Assassinate!

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5. You dream of Halo/Halo2 every night

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6. everytime you go to dinner and pick up a fork you see in the corner of you eye press X to switch for knive and press Y to duel weild

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7. Bring a volleyball into your sibling's room, stay for five seconds, then run out screaming "IT'S ARMED!!"

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you put pictures of weapons in your sig

  • 07.28.2005 11:53 AM PDT
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your writing an essay and the pen runs out of ink so you start meleeing the essay with the back of your pen

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10. You throw rocks at people thinking they r plasma grenades and shouting STUCK!

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  • 07.28.2005 12:04 PM PDT
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Bungie Crossword Solver.
UNSCDF Supreme Commander

★★★★★
In terms of FPS Games:
PC > Xbox360, PC > PS3.

when your in a large crowd of people your grenade finger twitches

  • 07.28.2005 12:07 PM PDT
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12) You dual wield soap in the shower.

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Remember to keep track of them! the next is gonna be 13

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13. When you show up at school or work you groan "I hate this map!"

  • 07.28.2005 12:15 PM PDT
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lol G2G now cya

remember 2 keep track of them

  • 07.28.2005 12:16 PM PDT
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hay killer 1102 thanks 4 taking my line

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...gawd i love being a gamer right now...

14. You keep a Mission Objectives checklist in your back pocket at all times.

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...gawd i love being a gamer right now...

15. People look at you funny when you walk down the street because they only hear YOUR side of the conversation with Cortana.

16. You reffer to your friends as Blue-Two, Blue-Three, Red Leader, and so on [if you read FoR you should get this one].


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Alright here, l got a good one.
17) When your running really late for school, hop in your mom's car, and say as calmly as you can, "Punch it."

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18.You refer to anyone helping you as Cortana, and, when trying to go somewhere with them, you try to stick them in your head.

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  • 07.28.2005 12:33 PM PDT

You cant spell slaughter without laughter
Ajb.com

18. the only females you see are your mother and the female marines.(you see more female marines)

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Satanator, youre 18... and 24! [nice save] lol.
PileYourBodies. youre 19.
and brutecobra your 20 and 21
Please Edit
and whoevers next put 22.

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  • 07.28.2005 12:39 PM PDT
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22.. you think when you kill somone, they will just respawn.

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23. u dream of being MC

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  • 07.28.2005 12:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dock
Satanator, youre 18.
PileYourBodies. youre 19.
and brutecobra your 20 and 21
Please Edit
and whoevers next put 22.

Sorry, guess they posted while I typed.

24.You have an irrational fear of jellyfish and people stung by them.

[Edited on 7/28/2005]

  • 07.28.2005 12:57 PM PDT