- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
What are the symptoms of a halo maniac?
Good ones i've seen so far:-
- When u see someone fall or trip you instantly run over and T-Bag them and call them a noob
Lord Rage
- You go to the library and bring your shotgun
cup u joe
- You fill your cap gun with needles and start chasing neighbourhood children
Satanator
- You run out of the bathroom yelling "The bomb is planted" knowing everyone in the vicinity will die anyway.
Stuff Of Legend
- When ur in a fight and someone throws sand in ur eyes u yell noob combo!
unknown
- When the weatherman says a flood is coming you grab your shotgun
unknown
- When you are at an exam and missing a pen you stand up and say "I need a weapon"
credit to Affenjung bronx
- You steal the flag at a golfcourse and jump into a cart and yell "Floor It!!!!!
CableX
- When you see little kids, you start yelling "Grunts!" then you try and throw rocks at their head to see if confetti comes out and random voices start cheering
BenWasHere
- While incinerating ants you yell medals in a dramatic voice
SURFIN WRAITH
- When youve eaten your dinner and go on to your desert you see in the corner of your eye "Hold X to swap for spoon"
credit to Killer1102
- You collect the methane from farts and wear it in a tank on your back.
Mormathius
- You say oddities you wished the Elites said in the game like, "Arbiter, I can't believe it's not butter!"
WACCSMD
- When taking a test, you fill in the space for your name as "iTz MLG bRz iz $ick"
DonVitoCor1eone
- When your teacher enters the room you shout DEAMON! and melee them to death with a pencil
unknown
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1. You play Halo + Halo 2 (+ now Halo 3) 24/7
We lost track ages ago so don't worry about keeping track
This started in July 28th 2005!!!
Almost four years old!
[Edited on 03.15.2009 5:16 AM PDT]