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Every time you wear a blue shirt, you attempt to kill all people that you see wearing a red shirt, and then you write down the number of people that you have killed.
Play Legendary or don't play at all!I have beaten the games on Legendary[paradox] 99% of the people who claim to have beat Halo/Halo 2 haven't. If you are one of the 1% that has, copy this into your signature and if you dont you haven't beat it. [/paradox] 92% of teens moved on to rap music. If your part of the 8% that stayed with rock,© put this on your sig. {Courtesy of Almstask8r515}I LOVE ROCK!!!! DEATH METAL IS MY THING!!!DRUGS SUCK!!!
Posted by: yayfish937: you attempt to make mjolnir armor out of carboard938: you succeedDear god... my best friend did that two years ago for Haloween!!!
Every time you kill someone, you think they'll respawn in 5 seconds.
you go to the mall and beat down a random dude in a red shirt and start crouching on top of his body pretending to tea-bag himlol
You throw baseballs at people and say "STUCK"You steal your neighbor's daughter's Barbie Mobile and say "Hop on the turret" while she is crying.When a weatherman says that a flood is coming, you grab your shotgun and your rocket launcher.[Edited on 6/14/2006]
??# : when your sunday school teacher say "today we will be studying the flood", and you think your in a Biology class.[Edited on 5/25/2006]
If you take your x-box to school just tto play Halo 2 with your friends, you are a Halo Freak. that's me. lol
when you shop for shield generators on ebay
1. You know your friend is a Halo maniac when he screams HOORAH right before he unleahses his fist on your balls.2. When you scream HACKERS!!!!! at the girls when they beat you in a 1500m race (dont ask).3. When your bored and u try to kill yourself cuz u know youll just respawn.4. When u show a picture of an MA5B on your powerpoint presentation on weapons of war.5. When u stick a pencil up your friends !@# and say ASSASINATED!!!!!6. When you sack your friend after they steal your pencil and yell FLAG RETURNED!!!!!7. When you say *change the map* once school starts8. When you start calling your baby sister a grunt9. When you throwing erasers at your science teacher because you think shes a flood
10. When you yell (insert friends name here) quit whenever sum1 gets kicked out of class
You jump of a 10 ft. tree and break your arm and when your friend asks u y u did it you say " i thot i was on halo 2 turns out i inserted the wrong disc!"
You crouch in corners and jump on cracks to try and superbounce.
You post on this thread and refer to this forum...
Shout "ASSASSINATION" when you cheap shot someone in the back of the head.
Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.MBT - Impossible Just Happened* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?XBOX User Space profile
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you call comeone who kills babies a spawn killer
when a phone company puts you on hold you send an e-mail to bungie reporting cheaters
Probably above 1000:V1). When your voice changes in puberty you think you have been promoted from grunt to elite.OrV2). When your voice changes in puberty you scream āIāM A TRATOR!!!ā
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?) when a friend has a cold, and theyre talking funny. yell at them "TAKE THAT DAMN VOICE MASKING OFF!!!"?) in class, instead of asking to borrow a pencil/pen, tell the "i need a weapon"
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Posted by: bat5280Every time you wear a blue shirt, you attempt to kill all people that you see wearing a red shirt, and then you write down the number of people that you have killed. Nice.*thinks*When you truely "pwn" people at Halo? (Excuse grammer, a bit drunk here! =D)
hows bootyou carry a skull around whacking people who are dressed in blue
Your addicted when sleeping is the same as blue screen to you.You go to bed and all you see till you wake up is , "setting up game...re-establishing connection..."Also when you get grounded you think of it as a temporary 7 day ban from matchmaking.
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you go to a game of lazer tag and when a child gets close to you you bash them to death with your gun. Then when you see someone far away you reach over you back and yell wheres my sniper rifle!
You walk up to a moving car with a controler and hit X.
You destroy the Cheerios factory thinking they are the ones creating all those Halos.Im a genius!