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Subject: Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Every time you wear a blue shirt, you attempt to kill all people that you see wearing a red shirt, and then you write down the number of people that you have killed.

  • 05.24.2006 5:36 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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937: you attempt to make mjolnir armor out of carboard
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Dear god... my best friend did that two years ago for Haloween!!!

  • 05.24.2006 5:40 PM PDT
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Every time you kill someone, you think they'll respawn in 5 seconds.

  • 05.24.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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you go to the mall and beat down a random dude in a red shirt and start crouching on top of his body pretending to tea-bag him

lol

  • 05.24.2006 6:37 PM PDT
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You throw baseballs at people and say "STUCK"

You steal your neighbor's daughter's Barbie Mobile and say "Hop on the turret" while she is crying.

When a weatherman says that a flood is coming, you grab your shotgun and your rocket launcher.

[Edited on 6/14/2006]

  • 05.24.2006 7:28 PM PDT
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??# : when your sunday school teacher say "today we will be studying the flood", and you think your in a Biology class.

[Edited on 5/25/2006]

  • 05.25.2006 9:29 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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If you take your x-box to school just tto play Halo 2 with your friends, you are a Halo Freak. that's me. lol

  • 05.25.2006 9:53 PM PDT
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when you shop for shield generators on ebay

  • 05.25.2006 10:55 PM PDT
Subject: Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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1. You know your friend is a Halo maniac when he screams HOORAH right before he unleahses his fist on your balls.

2. When you scream HACKERS!!!!! at the girls when they beat you in a 1500m race (dont ask).

3. When your bored and u try to kill yourself cuz u know youll just respawn.

4. When u show a picture of an MA5B on your powerpoint presentation on weapons of war.

5. When u stick a pencil up your friends !@# and say ASSASINATED!!!!!

6. When you sack your friend after they steal your pencil and yell FLAG RETURNED!!!!!

7. When you say *change the map* once school starts

8. When you start calling your baby sister a grunt

9. When you throwing erasers at your science teacher because you think shes a flood

  • 05.25.2006 11:06 PM PDT
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10. When you yell (insert friends name here) quit whenever sum1 gets kicked out of class

  • 05.25.2006 11:08 PM PDT
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You jump of a 10 ft. tree and break your arm and when your friend asks u y u did it you say " i thot i was on halo 2 turns out i inserted the wrong disc!"

  • 05.25.2006 11:16 PM PDT

You crouch in corners and jump on cracks to try and superbounce.

  • 05.26.2006 9:00 AM PDT
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You post on this thread and refer to this forum...

  • 05.26.2006 9:25 AM PDT
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Shout "ASSASSINATION" when you cheap shot someone in the back of the head.

  • 05.26.2006 10:00 AM PDT

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?) You truly know the exact number of symptoms we are at.

  • 05.27.2006 8:17 PM PDT
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you call comeone who kills babies a spawn killer

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when a phone company puts you on hold you send an e-mail to bungie reporting cheaters

  • 05.27.2006 11:00 PM PDT
Subject: Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Probably above 1000:

V1). When your voice changes in puberty you think you have been promoted from grunt to elite.

Or

V2). When your voice changes in puberty you scream ā€œI’M A TRATOR!!!ā€

  • 05.28.2006 4:10 PM PDT

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?) when a friend has a cold, and theyre talking funny. yell at them "TAKE THAT DAMN VOICE MASKING OFF!!!"

?) in class, instead of asking to borrow a pencil/pen, tell the "i need a weapon"

  • 05.28.2006 4:24 PM PDT
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Every time you wear a blue shirt, you attempt to kill all people that you see wearing a red shirt, and then you write down the number of people that you have killed.

Nice.

*thinks*

When you truely "pwn" people at Halo? (Excuse grammer, a bit drunk here! =D)

  • 05.28.2006 4:29 PM PDT
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hows boot

you carry a skull around whacking people who are dressed in blue

  • 05.28.2006 4:50 PM PDT
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Your addicted when sleeping is the same as blue screen to you.You go to bed and all you see till you wake up is , "setting up game...re-establishing connection..."

Also when you get grounded you think of it as a temporary 7 day ban from matchmaking.

  • 05.28.2006 5:11 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

"the spiker is like a blunderbus with shanking abilitys"
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you go to a game of lazer tag and when a child gets close to you you bash them to death with your gun. Then when you see someone far away you reach over you back and yell wheres my sniper rifle!

  • 05.28.2006 5:16 PM PDT
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You walk up to a moving car with a controler and hit X.

  • 05.28.2006 5:21 PM PDT
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You destroy the Cheerios factory thinking they are the ones creating all those Halos.

Im a genius!

  • 06.04.2006 5:55 PM PDT