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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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270. You walked into a Marine base and told a sniper, "You better not camp that thing if you suck with it, or I'll TK you myself!"

271. You think that Iraq is the covenant landing site.

and in homage to my earlierpost...
273. When playing basketball, you will grab the ball, camp under the other team's net until the shot clock gets to zero (at which point you yell "Bomb armed, bomb planted, game over!") and when anyone aproaches, you hit them with the ball, screaming, "Taste the bomb, -blam!-!"


ROFL XD!!!

Yea, and do # 273 while crouching!

  • 06.04.2006 6:01 PM PDT
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1039) You go to a Grave yard, dig out a body, take the skull and walk around slowly thinking you are invisible, cause it was (Envy?) skull, so no one can see you. So you slowly walk up behind people, wack them and scream:

ASSASINATION!!! Taste the POWER OF INVISIBILITY AND EXTRA DAMAGE -blam!-!!!

  • 06.04.2006 6:07 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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1040. - While watching a movie you and your friends refer to peoples deaths as "flag carrier down", or when a considerable amount of people have died from both sides you refer to this as "Gained the Lead...Lost the lead...Tied for Leader...Double Kill...Triple Kill" ( Because we all know we have done this atleast once, or seen this happen)

1041. - Every first person shooter you play, you change the controls to resemble that of Halo's.

1042. - You try to BXR in other games.

1043. - When you hear the buzzer of your alarm go off, you think that you have just respawned.

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1044) You have killed your whole family and friends and you yell: "Area is clear. All monsters have been eliminated."

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You killed everyone in the world and you sigh: That's the last of them.

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You walk into the school, killing everyone wearing dark green, thinking that the Flood has got them.

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You wish you had a sticky when your teacher gives you a 65. Or with a frag, you calculate the possible angles to bounce it to your teacher.

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Your excuse for failing school is LAG!

Your mother is no longer a friend to you when she wears purple make up.

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I THINK WE'VE LOST COUNT HERE, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO UPDATE THE NUMBERS!

YOU FIND SPAWN POINTS IN YOUR LOCAL PARK.
(I'VE ALREADY FOUND THREE.)
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GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA! WE ROCK!

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You destroy all the Cheerios Factories around the world, thinking they are the ones creating all those Halos.

  • 06.04.2006 7:14 PM PDT

Posted by: vicechancellor
You destroy all the Cheerios Factories around the world, thinking they are the ones creating all those Halos.

LOL!

  • 06.04.2006 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

You play halo 1 and watch the Two Betrayals cutscene, and when it starts (the sentinals start attackng you), you say "OMG TEAMKILLING NOOBS!!!" and quit.

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you reply to topics like this

  • 06.05.2006 3:25 AM PDT
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(sry for not keepin track of the numbers)
when you decide your next girlfriends gonna be called Cortana-NO MATTER WHAT-even if you have to convince her to get her name changed!
By the way has anyone ever met a Cortana in RL?

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iv met a cortana she was spanish

  • 06.05.2006 7:41 AM PDT

wow we have a lot of people repeating because they didnt read other posts... ahh screw it, i didnt read these 101 posts either...

they are making poached eggs and dont poke holes in it with a fork and they say "bomb armed, bomb planted!!" and the eggs blow up in the pan

they go to a car dealership with their mom and climb up the flagpole, take the flag, come down, come to the mustang their mom is looking at and get in it and say "punch it"

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When walking with their friend they punch him in the back of the head and scream "betrayal!" and then they lay down for 20 seconds.

whenever they see a black guy they say "hey sarge"

  • 06.05.2006 8:47 AM PDT

I don't know what number we're on, but whatever. In a playground game of hide and seek, you seek and yell: YOU CAMPING -blam!-S!

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^ That was 1059

  • 06.05.2006 9:01 AM PDT

beware all posts on all topics are subject to massive trashing. thousands of idiots pwn'd and counting -Death

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...to die for your flag carring buddy who has one block of health and 100 feet to go

...your actually proud you drive a worthog like a 'stoned hobbit'

...what you concider as the utmost important, religious symolically and sacred halo related aspect of all life itself... is the FLAG

...to rack up a killtrocity at 2:30 am on XBOXLIVE then call a freind and brag about it

...to only call your 'Clanmates' by their halo screen names

...is wake up and wonder where you left your spare pistol

...you tell your buddies goodbye by saying 'may the assualt rifle be with you'

...you dream about Cortana... constantly

...your 'clan' has it's own 'code of honour'

...your dream savings are for enough tv's and systems for the 'holy grailed' 64 player "link-a-thon"

...you still laugh at the crazy voices and 'catch phrases' that the grunts have

...your dream weapons are duel rocket launchers

...if you've ever told someone your rocket launcher is bigger than theirs

...you LOVE the "blue spider"

...your room is decked out as the "T & R" control room style

...the guilty spark was this years Xmas tree "angel"

...your hummer is tricked out like a Worthog

...your bumper sticker says "i brake for marines"

...your bumper sticker says "my other truck is a tank"

...you have your own full blown master cheif suit.

...you name your child after someone from Halo

...you STILL dream about cortana

...you happily waste rockets and snipers on grunts just for their crazy humour and catch phrases

...to constantly quote phases from Red VS Blue

...to imatate RvB

...you laugh evily at your opponents after a malee from behind

...after killing your opponent you waste loads of ammo on it's corpse

...you call the warthog a "pumma"

...dude quit dreaming about cortana it's freakin' me out

...you have 90 plus gametypes for multiplayer on your xbox and you've memorized them...ALL

... you cant wait for ALL halo characters to be available in multiplayer so you can have the joy of seeing your opponent's faces as you blow them away with rockets while playing as a pink grunt

...your actually checking off this list of what you've done

...Freinds dont let freinds capture FLAGS drunk

...Conquering LIVE... one flag at a time

...so ummm if Sarge johnson died on halo 1.. you know the part "this is it baby hold me"..umm how is it that he is in HALO 2?

...Why are there idiot covenant guarding the "bomb" abord the space ship in halo 2 on the 1st level when it's about to go off?

...i want one of those delightful jet packs

...you know you've been playing to much halo when you are on the john and you yell out "bomb armed, Bomb planted"

...When you show up at school or work you moan "I hate this map"

...you think when you kill somone, they will just respawn

...when your at dinner and you pick up a fork and at the corner of your eye you see press x to grab fork and y to dual-wield with spoon or knife


HALO IS THE ANSWER... err um what was the question?

the grimreaper has spoken


on the 6th day God created halo

  • 06.05.2006 10:32 AM PDT
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???### when you would kill your self for halo3... wait a sec

  • 06.05.2006 7:01 PM PDT

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You know you're a Halo maniac when you watch an action movie and at the end when the guy has battled a bunch of people and kicked a lot of a** you say "that guys is un-freakin-believable".

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Crouch in the middle of some room some where in public for 5 sec and yell TERRITORY CONTROLLED! and then run to the next room and do the same thing.

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You got a tatoo of your legit level 27, the next day you loose to 26 think "why didnt i just used a crayon?"

You think bungie hid a secret about halo3 when you read the bible.

You try to superjump from your roof, your break your leags and scream "OMFG Killed by the Guardians!!"

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1100. While taking a math exam you try to reload your pencil after every problem because you stayed up until 3 a.m. the night before playing xbox live for the first time. ( true story)

  • 06.05.2006 8:29 PM PDT