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When you try to board your moms car.

  • 06.07.2006 10:47 AM PDT
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When Chuck Norris has to play with you so you can boost his level up.

  • 06.07.2006 10:50 AM PDT
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When you notice your A$$ is getting fatter.

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  • 06.07.2006 10:57 AM PDT
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You hear about deaths in iraq and all you can do is relate the numbers to halo medals...

You walk around with post-it notes sticking them to people and sayin, "haha...stuck -blam!-!!"

Chase down the dude @ golf course that just took the flag and is driving away, touch him up and yell, "FLAG RETURNED!!!"

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  • 06.08.2006 4:27 PM PDT
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[number unknown] After November 2001, people with different colored clothes couldn't ride in your car until November 2004 because your engine couldnt handle it.

  • 06.08.2006 5:26 PM PDT
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when your playing laser tag and come close to someone you start bashing them with your gun and yell BET DOWN!!!!

  • 06.08.2006 6:05 PM PDT
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When someone says "Look! A warthog!" and you yell "Shotgun."

  • 06.08.2006 6:16 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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You seriously belive the preists in your church are in hovercrafts

  • 06.08.2006 6:57 PM PDT
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you think you need mods to go swimming

  • 06.08.2006 8:02 PM PDT
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Your brother wakes you up in the morning and you can't help but scream "GodDamn spawnkiller!"

  • 06.08.2006 8:05 PM PDT
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WHEN YOU JUMP AND KEEP PUMPING YOUR LEGS TO GET HIGHER.

  • 06.08.2006 8:24 PM PDT
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u ask ur friends to put the halo 3 trailer at the end of their science project video. I actually did that.

  • 06.08.2006 8:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Proteus736
u ask ur friends to put the halo 3 trailer at the end of their science project video. I actually did that.

omg I did a whole Halo2 vid on alzheimers in Biology it was awesome...I wonder if I still got it lyin around somewhere on my comp if I can find it I'll put it up.

  • 06.08.2006 8:33 PM PDT
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when ur jumping on a trampoline and you start yelling SUPER BOUNCE!!!!!!!

  • 06.08.2006 8:42 PM PDT
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asdfghjkl these are th homekeys people.

  • 06.08.2006 8:57 PM PDT

When you call your friends and leave a voicemail containing " [Insert Their Gamertag], Party Invite from, [Insert Your Gamertag], GET ON HALO NOW, End of Message, KILLTACULAR!!" then hang up the phone

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When you are with your girlfriend and you have...wait that's not happening

  • 06.08.2006 9:48 PM PDT
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when every time you see a ledge you want to jump off it. theres no falling damage anyways.

the back of someones head makes you want to lunge.

  • 06.08.2006 10:54 PM PDT
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If in the middle of making love to someone, you shout out,

"OH CORTANNA!"

  • 06.08.2006 11:05 PM PDT

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Your neighbor falls on his/her face and you yell, "0VVN3D N00B Z0RZ!"

Your Pencil lead breaks and you shout, "Damn, Out of Ammo!"

When your mom starts to lecture you, you grab your controller and tap A rapidly.

You hear whistling and you think "343 Guilty Spark is around, gotta stop Halo from activating, must blow fusion engines."

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  • 06.09.2006 2:23 AM PDT
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you take down the oppsition in rugby and scream "YOU COVENANT BASTARDS" and keep kicking them when there down like the marines do when they shoot covenant.

go to an old persons home and slaugher them cause they look like flood

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  • 06.09.2006 9:11 AM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, IT'LL BE ...

when you see someone puke, you look at the throw-up amd think its flood guts and you think they are converting into the flood.

when you see a lot of people in an enclosed area like a dance floor, you have the urge to chuck a grenade

you see a lot of people with different colors on, you bring out an airsoft pistol and shoot them, and hear a little voice saying "could we be any louder?" and you bring out an airsoft rifle and hear the voice again "I guess so..." and then pWn every one of them and start teabagging them


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  • 06.09.2006 10:32 AM PDT