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When choosing teammates to play soccer, you approach the geek who's left without a team and tell him "Sorry, you failed to load the map"

When you're about to use your phone you immediately hang up... The line hasn't respawned yet

  • 06.09.2006 4:34 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

A: Video game induced paranoia

B: The Halo 3 trailer made you horny

C: You have a fold out of cortana on your door...

D: You can give an increadibly thourough walk through of the entire halo and halo 2 campaigns out of memory.

  • 06.09.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Conspire
Posted by: Proteus736
u ask ur friends to put the halo 3 trailer at the end of their science project video. I actually did that.

omg I did a whole Halo2 vid on alzheimers in Biology it was awesome...I wonder if I still got it lyin around somewhere on my comp if I can find it I'll put it up.


lol u used halo 2 as ur report? i was thinking of doing that for a meteoriods project in burial mounds, since they fall down....

  • 06.09.2006 6:41 PM PDT
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Hey don't know what number I am but here's mine:
You sneak up behind midgets hoping to hear "I just wet myself"

  • 06.09.2006 6:43 PM PDT
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when you're late for class you tell you're teacher it was because of lag
and
when you're teacher asks you why you weren't paying attention you say you were bluescreened
you roll up blue socks and throw them at people expecting them to blow up and die

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  • 06.09.2006 7:14 PM PDT
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I have a good one this actually happened to me...lol

Sleep talking in the middle of the night and start yelling "kill the guy behind you...omg wtf you idiot why didnt you shoot him" and then start making plasma rifle noises while pointing at your dad and saying you got owned betch....lmao...he came into my room cause I was screaming hahaha

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  • 06.09.2006 7:21 PM PDT
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When you have nightmares of falling off of Lockout.

  • 06.09.2006 9:01 PM PDT
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when you ask people you meet if they have xbox live.

  • 06.09.2006 10:05 PM PDT
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you play assult with a soccer balll and your room and your brother's

  • 06.10.2006 5:44 PM PDT
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You did a report in school on Halo 2 matchmaking... and report was also your final grade in that class...

  • 06.10.2006 5:47 PM PDT
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You start screaming "Kill, Kill, Kill" and shake when you play Live...

  • 06.10.2006 5:50 PM PDT
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your eyes are halo2 sign shaped

  • 06.10.2006 5:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bane Bringer
Hey don't know what number I am but here's mine:
You sneak up behind midgets hoping to hear "I just wet myself"


Thats retarded... do you actually do that? If you do... I have even less respect for you.

  • 06.10.2006 5:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: zombie46
you play assult with a soccer balll and your room and your brother's


lmao my science teacher has some black ball in his classrooms, so my friend and i grabbed it and crouched behind a cart and were sayin "James is arming the bomb". we did that alot

  • 06.10.2006 6:04 PM PDT

i just wanted to be cool and have a sig like everyone else

you come up to a tapped off police crime scene, you see a skull lying on the ground, so you run and grab it, then hide behind something, bashing anyone who comes near with the skull

  • 06.10.2006 6:10 PM PDT
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If you find yourself using any one of these words in your daily conversaition:

1. owned
2. pwned
3. noob
4. nub
5. noobcake or any other word with the root being "noob"
6. "teabagged!"
7. HEADSHOT
8. betrayal (betrayed)
9. STUCK
10. "GAME OVER" (in the sweet halo voice)
or my favorite,
11. OMFG ROFLMAO PWNAGEBBQ Y'ALL GOT R4AP3D!!!

  • 06.12.2006 12:17 AM PDT
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You run around the hallways of your school or work carrying a T-Ruler screaming "I have the Sacred Icon, The Great Journey Awaits!"

  • 06.12.2006 11:51 AM PDT

Skiing legend

You sit waiting in your kawasaki ninja bike before a wall and then ask against a friend if he can launch you up by hitting you at top speed in a race truck. Just to get that aesome view from above the map.

You throw grenades under you when you jump to get to that hard to get spot.

You run naked down the street with a BB gun saying: I'm invisible!

You tried to board an aircraft to make that one trip to the end of the level.

You beat down every old man in an weelchair you see thinking it's a prophet.

You find yousrelf in these sentences.

  • 06.12.2006 12:50 PM PDT

You and your friends, (if you have any) hide in the bushes with paintball and/or BB guns wating for pedistrians to go by. Then you run out screaming and firing at the dumbfounded citizens and after they're laying on the ground, lifeless, you and your friends all corpsehump one, meleeing it and shooting it in the face.

  • 06.12.2006 2:11 PM PDT
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ALL THESE ARE SO FUNNY!POST MORE IDEAS!

  • 06.13.2006 2:22 AM PDT
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You're found dead next to a grenade explosion and a ledge that looks as if it's jumpable.

You ask your paintball referee if pistol whipping is allowed.

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  • 06.13.2006 6:22 AM PDT
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When you think that Glowstick you have is a plasma sword and go around bashing people with it.On the head.

  • 06.13.2006 6:46 AM PDT
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While walking down the street u see a jeep with now doors driving by and try to highjack it but after throwing them out the driver assasinates you in the back and teabaggs you saying "OH THAT MEDAL WASNT WORTH IT WAS IT NEWBBY!!!!!!"

When u get up in the morinings and ur mom throws ur blue socks in ur face ur run out of the room screaming "IVE BEEN STUCK!!!"

  • 06.13.2006 1:32 PM PDT
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When you go to work with a small, black pistol and shoot all other employees, all the while muttering about being out-numbered and out of grenades.

Added points if you yell BOOM! HEADSHOT!!! while doing this.

  • 06.13.2006 2:18 PM PDT
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When you see a pitched tent and yell "YOU CAMPING NOOB"

  • 06.13.2006 3:06 PM PDT