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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."

You dress as an Elite on haloween. And get your mouth cut.

  • 07.08.2006 5:29 PM PDT
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You see a ledge, on a building, over many people. You crouch into a spot jump out of the building in an effort to superjump, killing you instantly

You see a group of hippies, (nade) =KILLTACKULAR



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  • 07.08.2006 5:34 PM PDT
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You drive down the freeway with a sniper out the window trying to no-scope civillians

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Whenever you come on you girls face you yell out....."Head shot"

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Whenever someone you don't like tries to talk to you, you reply without thought......"What a bad kid"

  • 07.08.2006 5:48 PM PDT
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Whenever your someone is frying food, you immediately dive away from them thinking ur on a plasma

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Whenever you first wake up, you spin ur head in circles trying to refresh your world

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you look at going to 7 eleven for a rack of brew as a mission objective for your homies at the lan

  • 07.08.2006 5:52 PM PDT
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whenever u walk by a hot girl, u are given the option to press x to swap your own for her

  • 07.08.2006 5:53 PM PDT
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whenever friends screw u over, u are given the option to boot them from ur life

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If you don't get what u want, u immediately betray the person so u do get it

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ur in the army and u always ask for the codename: Spartan 117

  • 07.08.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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u create cortanna in 3ds max, and -blam!-e to her

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u are an artist and no matter what u are drawing, the master chief always falls into the painting

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When ever someone mentions camping you duck and try to make them crouch.

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You are -blam!-ly aroused by Cortana.

  • 07.09.2006 7:47 AM PDT
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How about..

In every game you play, after you make a good move you yell 'Get Raped!'

  • 07.09.2006 11:35 AM PDT
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one of ur best pick-up lines is "hey baby, i've got a wildcat destabilization in my pants"

  • 07.09.2006 11:51 AM PDT

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Posted by: Xx_Carnage_xX
Whenever you come on you girls face you yell out....."Head shot"

Thats naassty.

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  • 07.09.2006 12:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: iamawhitecracka
7827: You try to get people to build a real halo ring around earth.

Read the topic by BoRealFace

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=6634584

Posted by: Royal Celebi
Posted by: iamawhitecracka
7828: You play halo 2 on xbox live and you're logged onto bungie.net posting, at the same time

lol thats me

Same here lol.

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Lmfao that was hilarious that kid building the Halo. Xx_Carnage_xX you could have just edited your posts.

Italy won.

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you buy a 360 for Halo 3 a year before it comes out

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You dream about seeing John 117 and his squad infiltrate a factory that makes ice cream; John takes his helmet off and has the face of a Jackal.


You dream you've played Halo 3; it is a role playing game and you have to try find your KFC and missing parts from the 360. I have the weirdest dreams.

  • 07.09.2006 1:51 PM PDT
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i like cheeze

  • 07.09.2006 2:06 PM PDT
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you get blue construction paper role it up in a ball and stick pins in it so it sticks to people when u throw it at them

  • 07.09.2006 2:37 PM PDT