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If you confess to your priest that you mod.

  • 07.10.2006 7:33 PM PDT

Your liver is a slut.
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I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%?

7886: you don't have xbl, and you feel like your life's purpose can never be fulfilled
7887: you stay up until 2 am reading this forum, hoping you dad dosn't catch you, because if he does, he'll kick you're @$$
7888: you are guilty of both of the above

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  • 07.11.2006 10:09 AM PDT
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7889: When killing flys, you shout Double Kill, Triple Kill, etc., as you kill them.

True story.

  • 07.11.2006 11:07 AM PDT
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i have 2:

7890.If someone saves your life and you try to send them a fried request

7891.If you make a mistake and you tell the person to please not boot you

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  • 07.11.2006 2:52 PM PDT
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7892. You sit there having to piss for thirty minutes but are unwilling to get up lest you ruin the streak.


By the way, I've done the white button thing while talking to my friend during Co-op more times than i can count. Oddly enough I don't notice I did it till he points it out to me

  • 07.11.2006 3:03 PM PDT
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By the way, I've done the white button thing while talking to my friend during Co-op more times than i can count. Oddly enough I don't notice I did it till he points it out to me


LOL! same here, the other day me and my friend were trying to get the Black Eye Skull and he noticed everytime I talked to him, I pressed the white button. I got to "Chill Out" with Halo 2.


7893. When in 4th of July, you take everyone else's flag and bring it back to your house, and if person whose flag u stole comes to take it back, you beat them down with it.

7894. When you throw ball-like items and wonder why they won't blow up.

7895. When you spell Halloween, "Haloween"

7896. When in Halloween, you dress up as Master Chief.

  • 07.11.2006 7:42 PM PDT
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7897. When you get in a car you yell, "somebody get on the turent!"

  • 07.11.2006 7:45 PM PDT
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7898. When you jump from the trampoline to the roof you yell "Mom I landed a Superjump."
(don't try it. It hurts.

  • 07.11.2006 7:59 PM PDT
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7899. When someone trips, you say they were killed by the guardians.

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7900. You go head to head with a known Serial Killer. Every time he kills someone you say "Sole my kill you little punk, how dare you. We're on the same team".

  • 07.11.2006 8:08 PM PDT

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7901 : You wake up in the morning and say : "Damn this is a crappy spawn point"

7902: When your playing halo 2, And your getting shot from a long corridor, You lean the direction you move to find cover.

7903: You dont have live your self, So you call up the parents of your friends who do have live, Asking for permission to come over and play in their sted.

7904: You bring your controller with you into the bathroom so your hands dont lose their "Uber micro"

7905: You go driving around town at 3:00 AM blasting "Rock anthem for saving the world"

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7906: Y ou kill yourself because you lost your level 27 in team slayer.

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  • 07.11.2006 8:24 PM PDT

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7907: When in largely open area's you quickly identify the best camping spots available based of Tree's, Buildings, Dumpsters, Parked cars and monuments.

7908: When on top of a building, you expext to find wither Guns, Soccer balls or Skulls.

7909: Your Constantly bugging your friend james to come over and play the Library on legendary Full Rambo style.

7910: for no apparent reason at all, In the quietest of moments, You find yourself yelling "Wort Wort Wort!" at random people.

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  • 07.11.2006 8:39 PM PDT
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7906: Y ou kill yourself because you lost your level 27 in team slayer.



ROFLMAO!!!


I'M TAKING A TRIP TO A LOL-CANO EATING A LOL-IPOP!

  • 07.11.2006 8:58 PM PDT
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On your Licence plate it ends with BxR

  • 07.11.2006 9:01 PM PDT

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I dont getw hats so funny....

  • 07.11.2006 9:04 PM PDT
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I dont getw hats so funny....




You kinda don't wanna know cuz it's kinda sad....and dumb...and when I say sad not sad and you start crying but sad as to it's too pathetic.

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Posted by: Darkm0d
I dont getw hats so funny....




You kinda don't wanna know cuz it's kinda sad....and dumb...and when I say sad not sad and you start crying but sad as to it's too pathetic.

  • 07.11.2006 9:50 PM PDT
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7911. You want to cut off Jack Thompson's testicles with a rusty spoon, and a pair of pliers used to remove the teeth of 1000 AIDS patients.

I think that's his name
you know the guy who wants ban violent video games

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  • 07.11.2006 10:01 PM PDT

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7911. You want to cut off Jack Thompson's testicles with a rusty spoon, and a pair of pliers used to remove the teeth of 1000 AIDS patients.

I think that's his name
you know the guy who wants ban violent video games


YEah... thats lame. Video games shall never be banned for you youngins!

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unknown # : when you come home from a hard days work you try to open a beer to un-wind, but end up smashing the beer into an imaginary grunts skull and yell " RUN charlie, RUN !!! " uncontrollably. but it turns out to be your wife.


  • 07.11.2006 11:28 PM PDT
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unknown # : you think the father at the local catholic perish looks a little to much like a special black ops elite.

  • 07.11.2006 11:29 PM PDT
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unknown # : you build a makeshift replica of the cheif's battle rifle, just to practice your melee's.

  • 07.11.2006 11:33 PM PDT
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unknown # : you dump your girlfriend. not because she cheated on you but because she wouldnt let you call her "cortana" or "leutenant keyes", or put on the master cheif uniform in bed. as if the other two were not reasons enough! pfff women....

  • 07.11.2006 11:38 PM PDT
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unknown # : you take bets on weather the cheif could or could not kill superman. ( but you always bet on the cheif )

  • 07.11.2006 11:40 PM PDT