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Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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When you watch the history channel and see a dinosaur, you think of n00b Elites on XBL

  • 07.17.2006 2:24 PM PDT

lol

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Someone sticks you with wet sand at the beach, and you run towards them, hoping it will explode killing them too. Or you run towards them waving your arms around screaming: "NOOOOOOOOO" like an elite.

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  • 07.17.2006 2:26 PM PDT
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When you die in real life a deep voice from no where says "GAME OVER"

And you think the Gateway to Heaven is the Postgame Lobby
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Yur Score /\

Took the idea from BULLET2THEBRAIN




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  • 07.17.2006 2:26 PM PDT
Subject: SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

We should start counting again ^^
1. When ur friends ask you for a ride you dont stop just slow down (you need to get fast to the other base and evade rockets)
2. When someone is in the floor you sit over him many times yelling he is a noob
3. YOu edit ur pictures so everyone has a spartan helmet, security is first
4. when u have to move something u push it with ur body
5. U get a little tv and take it to school to play halo (i've done that)
6. U wait for ur shields to restore when u fall down
7. U talk to ur friend like an elite: "Blark, blark, arggh, blark, honk, blark"

8. U think that last 7 syptoms is a postamenjaro!!! (sry for the writing, im not northamerikan hehe)

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  • 07.17.2006 2:49 PM PDT
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When you hear that some scored seven times in a game of hockey you are like holy **** they got a killamenjaro!?

  • 07.17.2006 3:17 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

You like playing the Halo games

  • 07.29.2006 11:59 AM PDT

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You think you can make that 15 foot jump from your bed room window to that tree after playing halo 2.

  • 07.29.2006 12:06 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: Killer1102
6. everytime you go to dinner and pick up a fork you see in the corner of you eye press X to switch for knive and press Y to duel weild


I've heard that one before. that is good.

  • 07.30.2006 12:43 PM PDT
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You try to grenade jump in real life...



and...


Everytime your friend walks in your house an SMG appears in their hand and a speaker places in the ceiling says "Slayer"






You paint your girlfriend purple.

  • 07.30.2006 2:56 PM PDT
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you ba ng your s ex dool thing it's cortana

  • 08.04.2006 9:32 PM PDT
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you try to make yourself agrunt by smacking yourself upside the hand with a sledgehammer

you think cortana is real
you call yourself a covenent slayer
you're on the toliet and you yell bomb armed, bomb planted, gained the lead [i'm still cracking up from hearing this one even though i heard hours ago]

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  • 08.04.2006 9:36 PM PDT
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When you just read Fall Of Reach and the played a level of Halo read the corisponding pages in the book, The Flood, did the same for each level. Then read First Strike, and finally beat Halo 3 and plan to do it again when Halo 3 comes out.

  • 08.04.2006 10:04 PM PDT
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7065:Every time you play paintball you bring a modded paint ball gun that can fire faster and you say "now i can finally pwn those n00bs"

7066:your body hurts cause you are waiting for your parents to say "At ease soldier"

7067:You have every weapon and vehicle in halo life sized

7068:at work you call the people who just came on their first day n00bs and stop when you record them as level 30

  • 08.05.2006 3:40 PM PDT
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when you kill someone, you go over to their body and start t bagging

  • 08.05.2006 3:52 PM PDT
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7069: You try to mod reality.

7070: It worked.

7071: When you fenced with someone, you jumped in the air, defied gravity, and lunged down at them.

7072: When you touch people in the back, they die.

7073: You went war and single-handedly defeated an entire army by standbying them.

7074: After you died of old age, you respawned. You've been around for 3500 years.

7075: You saw a magic show on TV and mailed them cheating feedback.

7076: At work, you take a shortcut to your cubicle by having the elevator doors close on you and bump you up through the building.

Edit: v v You COULD just edit your post, instead of quintuple posting. Just saying.






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  • 08.05.2006 3:57 PM PDT
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You crouch into a small space, jump on something and you fly to the top of a skyscraper.

  • 08.05.2006 3:59 PM PDT
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When someone annoys you, you open a blue screen, go to a friends list and try to boot them for your party. The person suddenly dissapears.

  • 08.05.2006 4:01 PM PDT
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You suddenly dissappear because you lost connection

  • 08.05.2006 4:02 PM PDT
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You start teleporting all over your house because you are lagging

  • 08.05.2006 4:03 PM PDT
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after a party or event of some kind, post game statistics appear

  • 08.05.2006 4:04 PM PDT
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When ur at home u check ur radar everytime you go into a room.

I think mine was #7082.

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  • 08.05.2006 5:18 PM PDT

When you pick your friend up to go to the movies you tell him to get in the gunner seat.

  • 08.05.2006 5:39 PM PDT
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To play or not to play....

* You start shouting "Wort, Wort, Wort!!!" for no real reason.

* You realise that punching big people in the center of the back doesn't always kill them (doh!!!)

* You learn that Grenade jumping doen't work in real life (adds a new meaning to saying I was legless last night)

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  • 08.05.2006 7:16 PM PDT
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Grunts are cool...

You jump on your little brother's tricycle, make him cry...then ask him to quickly become the gunner

  • 08.05.2006 7:29 PM PDT