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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You know you play halo too much when---

you are surprised when the midget you just beat down has red blood....

  • 09.04.2006 1:33 PM PDT
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You know you play Halo too much when you try to superbounce infront of your 9 year old cousin, and pretending that a tennis raquet is a Brute Shot (I am a victim of this).

  • 09.04.2006 1:45 PM PDT
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you spend time at the Bungie forums trying to think of a reason why you're more addicted than the last person.

  • 09.04.2006 2:01 PM PDT

When all else fails, blame it on Cortana.

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Rats off flaming looking mayo attract omnivores!

ULEASH YOUR INNER GOOSE!!!

You go to New York City and try to do super jumps to get on top of the buildings.

  • 09.04.2006 2:14 PM PDT
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You think that you can survive a rifle to the face because you have energy shields.

  • 09.04.2006 2:14 PM PDT

When all else fails, blame it on Cortana.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
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Rats off flaming looking mayo attract omnivores!

ULEASH YOUR INNER GOOSE!!!

When you are in a fight you immediatley try to hit someone in the back.

  • 09.04.2006 2:15 PM PDT

When all else fails, blame it on Cortana.

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
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Rats off flaming looking mayo attract omnivores!

ULEASH YOUR INNER GOOSE!!!

What number are we on?

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when you are playing laser tag and smack a 5 year old in the face tehn shot him while trying to bxr him
(actualy happened)

  • 09.04.2006 2:58 PM PDT
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when u hold a stick or somenthin and yell head shot

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When you through blueberries covered in glue at people and yell "Stuck n00b, pwnd!"

When you do the same thing, but put firecrackers in the berries.

  • 09.04.2006 4:28 PM PDT

Let's get it own!

ALL I can say is LOL at all of them........
It took me an hour and half but I finished and only saw 15 repeats!!!!!!!

But I don't have any to add.......

My favorite was the :
On the toilet you say "Bomb Armed, Bomb Planted!"

LOL

  • 09.07.2006 2:47 PM PDT
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You are stoked that you posted on page 117

  • 09.17.2006 10:58 AM PDT
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"Man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress." -Ayn Rand

Posted by: Macaface
ALL I can say is LOL at all of them........
It took me an hour and half but I finished and only saw 15 repeats!!!!!!!

But I don't have any to add.......

My favorite was the :
On the toilet you say "Bomb Armed, Bomb Planted!"

LOL


take the time to read all 117 pages

i'm impressed

  • 09.17.2006 12:33 PM PDT
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When you go to the gun shop to buy a new gun for hunting, you cannot keep it off of other customers' heads.

While loosing in Football, Soccer, Volleyball, etc. during P.E., you shout: "They're STANDBYING. REPORT THEM FOR CHEATING!" Your friend then shouts: "You're getting banned, my mom's uncle's sister's best friend works for Bungie!"

[Edited on 9/17/2006]

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sweet crap, when i looked at the page numbers there were 117!!!!!!!!
/stupidity

  • 09.17.2006 2:15 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

classic gmaers- Bringing back halo 2 game types and some maps

if u see a migiet wering blue and think there a grunt or when you hit an animal and you saw splater

[Edited on 9/17/2006]

  • 09.17.2006 2:53 PM PDT

classic gmaers- Bringing back halo 2 game types and some maps

if you think the blue man group is really 3 elites

  • 09.17.2006 3:01 PM PDT

classic gmaers- Bringing back halo 2 game types and some maps

my freind came up with this 1 if your r laying paintball and you hit them in the head and yell head shoot

  • 09.17.2006 4:09 PM PDT

classic gmaers- Bringing back halo 2 game types and some maps

if you think your dog is a charching brute or if you think birds r drones- deathrow 499

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on 557




When your looking around all the time for elite

  • 09.20.2006 2:38 PM PDT
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when you see a kid jumping on a trampoline but there is a fence in the way and you don't see the trampoline and you shout "Cool show me that superjump!!!"

is that how you spell trampoline i dont think so but at 2;45 my brain goes in reverse.

  • 09.20.2006 2:43 PM PDT
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You grab a skull and paint assasins on it a pretend your friends are invisable

you throw rocks at random walls hoping that it will make a splash of water effect

(i.e wall of water)

You start celibrating cause you posted on pg 117

you forced your doctor to change her last name to Hasley lol

  • 09.20.2006 5:09 PM PDT

$x='print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x; ';
print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

you posted in this thread

  • 09.20.2006 5:10 PM PDT
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You see a sweet car so you jump in front of it and try to board it.

  • 09.20.2006 7:10 PM PDT

that which is not dead can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die.

My other car is a worthog.

  • 09.20.2006 7:19 PM PDT