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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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When the mean kid in class gets an A+ on his test, you report him for cheating with 'modded content'.

When people start talking about how scary ghosts are, just tell them to hijack it.

When the Gym Teacher plays on one team in a Gym sport, say the other team has 'Host Advantage'.

  • 09.20.2006 7:20 PM PDT
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You write "EGATFIBGBCSIMAW" in 5.5 font on the bottom corner of your 100- point English paper. I am a victim of this...

[Edited on 9/22/2006]

  • 09.22.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Trochan001
When the Gym Teacher plays on one team in a Gym sport, say the other team has 'Host Advantage'.


Lol that happened to me today

You listen to the H2 Soundtrack until your head hurts, even if you've heard it all before and have practically memorized the music (happening right now to me).

[Edited on 9/22/2006]

  • 09.22.2006 6:13 PM PDT

Wish I could change my Forum ID :|

If someone beats you in a race you call them a modder.

You think there is an invisible barrier outside of your bedroom

7 is your lucky number

  • 09.22.2006 7:44 PM PDT
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You make football teams at recess based on rank.

  • 09.22.2006 8:05 PM PDT
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you dont feel comftrable for bed unless you have your headset on.

  • 09.22.2006 8:24 PM PDT

Someone falls over near you and you immediately start to corpse hump them.

  • 09.23.2006 1:11 AM PDT

- you go to an Army enlistment office and ask "When does Spartan training start?"
- you build your own Halo
- you yell "KILLIMANJARO" after seven kills
- you expect to get a medal for that Killimanjaro
- you go to a sword shop and ask for energy swords
- you dont eat or sleep thinking your Mark VI will take care of that
- you expect to gain back health
- you're surprised that Mombasa is intact
- you look up to the sky to expect MAC stations or Covenant cruisers
- you ask a gun store when the next shipment of M6D pistols will come
- you can take a hail of bullets and plasma bolts from the front but get instantly killed by being hit on the back
- you call people with good grades "modders"
- people call you a halo maniac
- you're parents want to kick you out and tell you to "get a life"
- you can't count or add but you can name all the Spartan IIs
- You think the Covenant are real
- you go to a car dealership asking for a Warthog
- you add a three-barreled chaingun to the back of your jeep
- you ask the teacher for a map change

  • 09.25.2006 7:58 PM PDT
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You and a friend get lost in a grocery store, so you try to look for the green triangle above his head.

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When you hear that your garage has a big maggot problem, you lob a grenade into the trash bags.

You always bring along a shotgun when checking a book out at the Library.

You look around everywhere for the Oddball when at an Archaeologist Museum.

You whack a couple of kids to death while they sleep.

  • 09.26.2006 3:59 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

u jump off a rly high building hoping to land on a pelican ( there is no pelican) although there is a kid laughing at ur dead corpes saying "for a brick he flew pretty good!" hahaha

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When you hear you neighbour {who plays halo} yell out killing spree u instantly run over to his house and kill him trying to end his spree

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you rip out and burn the index of every book you get

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Your bank PIN number is 4256 (HALO)

*Hmm, time to go change my PIN now I guess...*

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When you yell at Red Lights calling them "Standbying -blam!-es!!"

When you show up late for a date your best excuse is "Traffic was Laggy, Bad host."

  • 09.27.2006 1:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: zebouchsabdow
if u see a migiet wering blue and think there a grunt or when you hit an animal and you saw splater

[Edited on 9/17/2006]


When you skip to much english class!!

  • 09.27.2006 1:08 AM PDT
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You try to steal the car of the person in front of your favorite Nascar driver during a race.

Your Idea of golfing is playing Rat Race with the golf carts.

  • 09.27.2006 1:14 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

. You see a bully punching a kid down to the ground and you say "BEAT DOWN!"



or- When the time is 3:43 you yell "GUILTY SPARK!!!"

[Edited on 9/27/2006]

  • 09.27.2006 7:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halo2BLOWSCOCK
Halo 2 fanboys are F-A-G-G-0-T-S. Halo 2 sucks ass and Bungie sucks ass for creating such a steaming pile of S-H-1-T..
well i would not call halo or bungie OR microsoft stupid because they have more money than you can dream of for making halo

  • 09.27.2006 7:49 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow


u start beetin the living S H 1 T out of the special need kids in ur school thinking there the flood!


BOO YAH

  • 09.27.2006 8:09 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

u start hearing voices in ur head. and there not cortana.

  • 09.27.2006 9:08 AM PDT
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you see the radar at the corner of your eye and c red dots closing in on you
u then run away shouting the covenent r after me.

  • 09.27.2006 9:55 AM PDT
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you wake up and the opening scene from halo1 pops in ur mind

  • 09.27.2006 6:22 PM PDT