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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

YE! grab the BUTTER KNIFE and say "whatch this miss(teacher) im guna sword cancel u!'

u make the lunge press the magical X button.......


"sorry miss i think i pressed it tooo late oops!"

lol

  • 09.28.2006 12:00 AM PDT
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when hunting and you miss a shot on a deer...you scream "-blam!- HOST!!!!!"

you constantly honk your horn in your truck until someone hops in the passenger seat w/ a foot propped up on the dash and someone hops in the bed looking over the roof of the truck.

you drive around w/ your horn honked and try to run over pedestrians, yelling obscenities as you brake slide over hills, firing rockets over the front fender and doing barrell rolls in the air.

someone gets caught cheating in class, and you mention teh "Whaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!"

  • 09.28.2006 1:19 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

OK this ones a gooden

u think u can super bounce, so wen ur at school u crouch under the staircase, run up the stairs, jump of the balcony, AND GUESS WOT!!!! u break ur legs and ... "for a brick, he flew pretty good!"

  • 09.28.2006 9:32 AM PDT

Addict of Halo. Back to the Future nut.

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i lost my job over my first Kill Frenzy! Damn customer service jobs will drive you to the edge. They should have not came in with that kind of attitude!!!

  • 09.28.2006 10:06 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

i know what ur saying i went on a running riot tat my school last friday IT WAS awsome. i dont get y every1 got so angry THERE just jealous. ts not like thier gunna respawn is it i made the game so its 3sec respawn hmmmmmmm.....

  • 09.28.2006 1:35 PM PDT

"Don't tell me how to live my life!"
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everytime you speak, you try to push a white button first.

  • 09.28.2006 1:46 PM PDT
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Bewear my trigger finger really does twitch...

  • 09.28.2006 2:43 PM PDT
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501?. everytime you watch a movie and see the main character going towards a big crowd of people you say "throw a grenade!"

  • 09.28.2006 2:49 PM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

u smack a guy on the streat with a fishing rod and shout out NO SCOPE!

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everytime you stub your toe, scratch your arm or do anything that hurts you, crouch and hide until you see your shields crackling around you as they recharge.

  • 09.29.2006 11:07 AM PDT
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In your advertisement speech, you give a phone number and payment method, using all sevens. I did this in my speech a week or so ago. 17 years or older to call, 7 easy payments of $7777.77, simply call 7-777-777-7777...

You're extremely tired in your Spanish class, but when you think you hear someone say "Master Chief", you wake up and almost shout, "what??"

[Edited on 10/5/2006]

  • 10.05.2006 10:06 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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the next one I beleive should be number 8055

  • 10.07.2006 3:51 AM PDT
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8055.) when you see a krippled pregnant woman you think that when she walks up to you she'll explode with little face huggers going everywhere

  • 10.07.2006 11:49 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: wiplash06
u smack a guy on the streat with a fishing rod and shout out NO SCOPE!


You need to stop.

  • 10.07.2006 12:04 PM PDT
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10345) When you make thread like this.

  • 10.07.2006 12:30 PM PDT

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I'll molest all of you if you don't stop spamming. Locked.

GT G3N3RALMcARTHUR

Posted by: Angelslayer1122
10345) When you make thread like this.


the thread was made in july 05. get over it.

#856 - You call a thread that keeps getting resurrected like this one the Flood.

(OK its no good but i needed some purpose to my post)

  • 10.07.2006 12:45 PM PDT
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You have a sticker on the back of your car thats says, "My other car is a Warthog."

[Edited on 10/7/2006]

  • 10.07.2006 2:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frost Sniper
Posted by: Dock
117. ...and you send 'Friend Requests' by mail/email


117! Ahh, you are so luckey.

When you look at a dead body that a wolf took the organs out of you run around yelling "The flood are attack earth!"


you know your addicted when you say that

  • 10.07.2006 3:26 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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8058.) someone shoots you and you think its a sheild failure

  • 10.08.2006 4:21 AM PDT
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8059.) YOU HAVE PLAYED TOO MUCH HALO 2 WHEN YOU TRY TO GET OVER TEN THOUSAND HALO 2 JOKES WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WE SHOULD TRY!!!

  • 10.08.2006 11:30 PM PDT
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8060.) you have played too much halo 2 when you not only play the game but make an account on bungie.net too =)

  • 10.08.2006 11:31 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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8062) your bungie.net username has the name of a character from halo (possibly with some addition) example: masterchiefloser.

[Edited on 10/9/2006]

  • 10.09.2006 5:34 AM PDT
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8063) someone writes "I <3 Halo p-rn" in your school folder and the teacher nods as they walk past and read it (another actually happened one)

[Edited on 10/9/2006]

  • 10.09.2006 6:02 AM PDT