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  • Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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ya its still alive, thx god, keep them coming!

  • 10.09.2006 11:04 PM PDT
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out of body experiances have a whole new meaning. "Why cant i talk to my team"

when your on the phone and it starts breaking up you get mad and yell "Freaking LAG"

should you lose in a team sprt you start yelling and throwing down whatever you use in that sport.

you got to the mall and Shout "enemy" noticing none of the people there have freindly icons above there head.

somebody says something wrong about halo and you instantly start corecting them 100 times over and calling them a noob.

during a freindly game of picone wars on the naborhood block the oposing team sudenly seem to have mandables and the pincones in your hands now glow with an iredesent blue.

you actually know what "wort wort wort" means.

whlie working your boss ask's you to stay late or it's your job, you get mad and tell him off saying "freaking nub combo"

you lost your job over Halo.

this one can go three ways (im not sexist in anyway)
-you see a real girl and instantly praise her, knowing there so rare.
-you see a real girl and ask why she is not making dinner
-you see a real girl and say some stupid xbox live term to her that most girls r used too only too get dominated noticing she has more money than you and a life that matters.



  • 10.09.2006 11:44 PM PDT
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When you whack someone in the back with a skull and teabag them.

  • 10.10.2006 3:23 AM PDT
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When someones speaks ill of Halo, you shout "HERETIC!!"

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When you believe it would actually be possible to get on top of some buildings if you had a frag grenade.

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  • 10.10.2006 9:45 AM PDT
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8064) You have memorized the EGATFIBGBCSIMAW anagram and you explain it to a guy in science class who has only played Halo once.

8065) Talking about pickles gets you into a conversation about Halo 2 (actually happened, but a while ago)..

  • 10.10.2006 10:10 PM PDT
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8066- When you see someone get knocked out and amediatley go over and teabag them while shouting,"How do you like this noob!"

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  • 10.10.2006 11:45 PM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

8067- u mum asks u to make a cup of tea-- u look at her in distgust and say "well if thats one u want"

l8r...........holy 5H1T wot are u doing pull ur trousers up and get away from that mug u sick child!

  • 10.11.2006 12:05 AM PDT
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8068 - You cried at any part of the Halo story.

  • 10.11.2006 1:14 AM PDT
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8069 - you leave cheating feedback if u get a bxr

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  • 10.11.2006 2:09 AM PDT
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8070 - You dream of building your own ring world.

  • 10.11.2006 5:43 AM PDT
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When your friends hate you becouse your so good.

  • 10.11.2006 5:46 AM PDT
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You start talking like the Halo announcer, saying things such as "Double kill!" and "Killing spree!" at random points.


. . . Seriously, I can mimic that voice perfectly.

  • 10.11.2006 7:50 AM PDT
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when playing basketball you call the ball the oddball and grab it and run

  • 10.11.2006 9:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: RealZombilicious
You start talking like the Halo announcer, saying things such as "Double kill!" and "Killing spree!" at random points.


. . . Seriously, I can mimic that voice perfectly.


haha, i wanna be able to make that voice

  • 10.11.2006 10:40 AM PDT
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my friends and i do that at a bar, like if someone is talking to a girl and then someone else goes and talks to her and she gets into the second guy more, i always yell BETRAYAL....BETRAYED

  • 10.11.2006 11:18 AM PDT
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8075: at arts class drawing landscapes you scratches ur head and contemplates the lack of the halo ring stretching over the horizon and dead dead bodies, and complains when your teacher says you are crazy.
(w00t this is a new 1)

  • 10.11.2006 6:17 PM PDT
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Being in a halloween store you find a skull and run franticly screaming "where the -blam!- is the bluchute"

Having trouble merging your friend in the backseat tells you "just hurry up and standby so we can get in"

You saw your friend kill himself because "dont worry, it takes a whole clip to drop my sheild" (famous last words)

You tell the jury "the AI in my head told me it was a good idea"

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8077: you visit the bungie.net forums.

you look for -blam!- of cortana on the internet

  • 10.11.2006 7:27 PM PDT
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8078: Before u go to the bathroom in school, u ask ur teacher"Sir, ermission to leave this station."

  • 10.11.2006 7:59 PM PDT
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u crouch under something sticking out, and then jump off a really high building thinking you will super bounce.......

  • 10.11.2006 8:22 PM PDT
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(What number is this?)

You build a life-size PoA and try to get it fly

  • 10.11.2006 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: kV
Damn this thread is still alive?


hell ye


8080.) When you have the windows media player halo skin

  • 10.12.2006 1:12 PM PDT