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  • 10.12.2006 1:13 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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In a game of volleyball, your team takes the lead, and you hear you mom from the audience say, "Gained the lead!"

You ace a serve in volleyball, and your Halo buddy who is the libero on your team says, "BXR!"

You're snowboarding with your stepdad, and waiting for him to round the corner you just passed, and you look for his symbol so you know where he is, (which you don't find.)

At school, when there's a minute left in the day, you say, "One minute remaining!" Later, "30 seconds remaining!" and finally, "10 seconds remaining... Game over."

You threaten your friend that you'll sack him, and he tells you not to "Use the noob combo."

You throw a stick at your friend, and he says "Don't use the noob stick."

Everytime you get a point off the serve in Volleyball, you say, "Double Kill! Triple Kill! Killtacular!" and so on.

When your team scores 5 points without losing one, you say, "Killing Spree!" and so on.

When your friend fails to reply right away when your talking to him, then finally realizes you were talking to him, you say, "LAG!"

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  • 10.12.2006 1:45 PM PDT
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And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

When you supposedly "kill" someone and you actually teabag them and say "Owned, noob"

  • 10.12.2006 2:36 PM PDT

when you beat a kid down and say "owned noob"

  • 10.13.2006 3:52 PM PDT
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Hey, errrrrbody in the forums needs to go vote for MC at gamefaqs.com... and your a halo manic if you've attempted (suceed or fail) to make a replica SPARTAN helmet.

  • 10.13.2006 5:19 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

When you loose playing monpoly you report the guy theat won

  • 10.18.2006 4:38 PM PDT
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You explain to your teacher what "EGATFIBGBCSIMAW" stand for.

  • 10.18.2006 4:40 PM PDT
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you press 'e' like crazy when you run out of ink on your fountain pen

  • 10.18.2006 5:05 PM PDT
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8096.) You have the whole halo library stuffed into your brain

  • 10.19.2006 8:58 AM PDT
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you press 'e' like crazy when you run out of ink on your fountain pen

dont get it....is "e" reload on the PC version?

  • 10.19.2006 4:01 PM PDT
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When you throw silly puddy in someones face, scream "sticked you you -blam!- noob". and jump backwards

  • 10.19.2006 4:08 PM PDT
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you dress up like master cheif during intercousre and ask your partner if that "quelched their grunty thirst?"

  • 10.19.2006 4:11 PM PDT
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yeah, e's reload. unless you customize the button layout...

  • 10.19.2006 6:52 PM PDT

1st halo 2 montage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhYmoMKnOk copy and paste

When you crouch under a 50 feet ramp, and jump off it expecting to superjump.

  • 10.19.2006 10:24 PM PDT
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You memorize Halo 2's acronyms and don't bother with anything else.

  • 10.19.2006 10:58 PM PDT
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You crouch when you play hide and seek so they wont see you on radar

  • 10.20.2006 4:52 AM PDT
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8103) You have a son, and at the age of six make him wake up at 6:00AM every morning, do 100 jumping jacks, sit ups, squats, knee thrusts, and have them run like 2 miles, hire a teacher named Deja, have them call you Chief Mandez. Then buy drugs for him and make a MC suit.

  • 10.20.2006 1:53 PM PDT
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8104. You call your girfriend Cortana.

  • 10.20.2006 2:05 PM PDT
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you had sex the disk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 10.20.2006 4:20 PM PDT
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you press X to get in and out of your car

  • 10.20.2006 4:30 PM PDT

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

8105. Whenever you watch Animal planet and a Warthog comes up on screen you say "lol that's not how a warthog looks like, they got freakin 4 wheels and a gun!"

8106. You always wonder where your crosshair is.

8107. You join the army only so you can become a Master Chief.

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  • 10.20.2006 4:36 PM PDT

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

8108. You travel to Mombasa to see if you can find the giant soccerball

8109. Everytime you go to a bar and buy a girl a drink you say "Care for a grunty thirst?"

8110. You buy a MotorCykle... MC .. :P

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  • 10.20.2006 4:37 PM PDT

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

8111. You get yourself an own zoo with Warthogs, alot of scorpions and pelicans.

8112. Instead of saying to all your freinds and other people that you've got halo, you simply make a little halo out of some paper and stealthread and put it on your head and goes araound saying :"I got halo! I got halo! Nanananana!"

8113. Everytime when you watch someone bungie-jump you think "lol why do they have that stupid elastic rope when you can just super-bounce back up again?"

8114. Never EVER do parachute-jumping. You will die by the fall-timer!

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  • 10.20.2006 4:50 PM PDT

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

8115. You search behind every trashcan you walk by for Sgt. Johnsons cigar.

Man I'm on a roit :)

  • 10.20.2006 4:59 PM PDT

Pig orgasms last for 30 minutes.

8116. u think a jeep is a warthog
8117. u think a motercycle is a ghost
8118. u think that ur concience is cortana

  • 10.20.2006 6:27 PM PDT