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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

There's only one kind of metal, and it's black.

Posted by: King Picollo
Beer = win

When a thread gets so long that people start to make sh** up.

When a thread gets so long that some of the original repliers are now deleted.

  • 10.20.2006 6:32 PM PDT
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8119. When you hear a phone line disconnected you run for cover thinking your shields are down.

  • 10.20.2006 7:51 PM PDT
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8120.) you stay in your bomb shelter all day waiting for the covanant to attack

8121.) while in there you spent all of your day trying to make a MJOLNIR

  • 10.23.2006 3:36 AM PDT
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8122.) every time you come to a corner you kneel down, looking behind it to see if you can sneak up on some one.

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8123.) Whenever your parents ask you where you're going...you reply " To give the covenant back their bomb"...then tactically roll out the door and down the stairs.

  • 10.23.2006 9:35 AM PDT
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aah good old times.... i remember this thread....

  • 10.23.2006 1:24 PM PDT

me too^^^

  • 11.04.2006 1:19 PM PDT

Posted by: S2K ViP3R
there is not point in saying hey i got a 40- HIGH RANK MEANS NOTHING, it means you either bridged host or cheated...and the skillfull player like myself have 27s cause of cheating.

Gamertag: StlcKs <-- i is an "L"

This thread should have died long ago. But the topic creator has made some of the largest bumps I have ever seen. *sigh*

  • 11.04.2006 1:23 PM PDT
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When you Halo becomes the best story you've ever heard in your entire life. (guilty)

  • 11.04.2006 6:27 PM PDT

Why the hell are you looking at this? Get out.

And no group invites, you jerk. I'm not interested.

Posted by: SpecOpsLead117
When you Halo becomes the best story you've ever heard in your entire life. (guilty)
Nacho Libre admittedly left me psyched for some odd reason, so I guess that's the best story I've ever heard because I've never felt that way when a movie ended.

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  • 11.04.2006 6:31 PM PDT
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Whenever you meet someone new you say "hold up i need to add you to my friend list"

when you want to change something in your life you tell your friend to hold up a options sign

you grab a stick and rock and go up to a nerd and hit him with the rock and then immeaditly afterwards throw the stick and yell BxR!

after hitting several of your friends in the back you shout killamonjaro

you think you can play xbl in your head and when you get a headake you think the server is lagging

  • 11.04.2006 7:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: ALIENwolve
Posted by: SpecOpsLead117
When you Halo becomes the best story you've ever heard in your entire life. (guilty)
Nacho Libre admittedly left me psyched for some odd reason, so I guess that's the best story I've ever heard because I've never felt that way when a movie ended.

Really...I thought that was the most overhyped letdown ever. With that much marketing (more than anyother movie ever)i was hoping for a halfway decent job from Jack black. Seriously did not laugh more than twice and those two times were so trivial i still cannot think of one thing funny that happened in that entire movie. Id rather watch napolean dynomite till i peeled my own eyes from my head, which wouldnt take long.

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Why'd you scroll over me, you little wierdo?

You people went much higher than planned.........

  • 11.05.2006 12:06 PM PDT
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Forgive me if someone posted this, but it's quite a bit to read.

>You believe your lack of a HUD is due to the effects of the Blind Skull.

  • 11.06.2006 1:53 PM PDT
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when you dont have a life...

  • 11.06.2006 2:32 PM PDT
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if youre freind yells jump in my warthog turret and you jump on his back,and then he carrys you around while you pretand to shoot stuff.

not supposed to be funny it really happened. no really it did thats whats sad

  • 11.08.2006 8:26 AM PDT
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when youre basketball gets stuck on the roof and you butterfly up to get it. it really happened if you dont trust me then i will kill you.

KILLING SPREE RUNNING RIOT

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Or when yor mom catches you making out with a girl in your rum or doing some other unappropriet stuff you yell ``WTF Bich i didnt send u an invite´´

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When you have bad grammar.

  • 11.08.2006 2:05 PM PDT
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OR you make a real grenade in a gaterade bottle filled with gassoline you try Grenade jumping up to the second floor girls locker room

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(8134) You pour liquid steel over your dindong and say `` Oh i know what the ladies like´´

(8134.5) Your teacher actually does like it and agrees to call you Sgt Johnson.

(8135, or 6... idont know) you break som glass and try to superjump on Zanzibar and you cut your head while doing it. But your friend says ``dont worry, ill protect you untill your shields return.

(8136, or 7) you go to your little brothers room and steals you old xbox and start playing halo CE. But when your brother comes home and you here him coming towards your room
you hide behind the door and you hit him on the head with your soft air gun Uzi and teabag him. Then your mother sees this and say that teabaging is so Noobish.

(8137, or 8, possibly 8) You teach your five year old brother how to Mod the game so you dont nead to lie when you get baned.

(8139) you teach your lil bro to assasinate your teacher with a blue collored knife and pursuade him its vertual reallity

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8140) You often catch yourself at school thinking about playing Halo 2 while in the middle of something WAY more important.
8141) You spend over 3 hours a day doing something related to Halo 2.

  • 11.08.2006 3:00 PM PDT