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8142. You call freshmen at the highschool "n__bs".
8143. You join the army only to get to the rank Master Chief.

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8144.) you spot an elderly woman crossing the street in front of you, thinking its an exstremly ugly flood form, you bend down, pick up a rock, and promptly throw it at her head, efectively killing her dead... with a glee you shout out "POWNED YOUZ STUPIDZ N0oB AsS BeOTCH!"

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SILENCE MERE "MEMBER." DID I BEQUEATH UPON YOU THE PERMISSION TO SPEAK??? I THINK NOT!!!!!!!

Haha, just kiddin...
Not really, now go get me some juice.
NOOB

8145.) you take a real life gun a shoot your name into the wall of your neighbors house and shout "Now they'll think its our base!!!"

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Subject: Here's one

"See the World thru my Scope"
"My kills are limited, only by my reloading time"

You crouch down and sneak thru the halls of your school thinking you won't show up on any of the teachers radar.

  • 11.10.2006 11:40 PM PDT

Unfamiliar territory has become familiar.

8146.)

You signed up for the army thinking you get to drive a warthog.

  • 11.11.2006 12:17 AM PDT

beware all posts on all topics are subject to massive trashing. thousands of idiots pwn'd and counting -Death

i dont speel chek my own posts... im not paid enough

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a fellow class mate got caught cheating a on a test and you call him a modder

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8148. when u realize u can jump on top of tree branches

  • 11.12.2006 3:59 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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When you hallucinate on heroine and see your co-workers walking into walls screaming, SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS BLUE SCREEN, and you look up to the sky and you see your best friends face with a green bar. '' OH SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG YOU LIFELESS KOREAN''.

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Subject: Here's one
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That by far, is the best. LOL.

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Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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lt's Monday morning and the day of a big biology test. lt's 8:35 and you're running extremely late for school. You hop in the car and calmy tell your mom, "Punch it."

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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

This is an old thread...wow...

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You go to school and see the flag on the flagpole and you start climbing the pole and you say "Defend me while i run with the flag!!!!"

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when you score when playing w/e sport you play you sometimes hear from the sky "TIED THE LEADER!" "LOST THE LEAD!" "GAME OVER"

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When you get laid out in a football game by some huge linebacker, you walk over to the ref and say"That guy is modding"

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When you try to standby on your math test.

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When you go to pick up your a friend, you screech to a halt in their driveway and yell as loud as you can "GET IN THE GUNNER!!!!!!!!!"

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8158

You shoot a Black man in the face, and after you say, "Don't worry, you can't die, your Sgt. Johnson."

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After you kick the crap out of someone in a fight, you stand over them and bend your legs multiple times in a teabagging fashion and scream OWNT.

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8160. You see a plane fly over head, grab a spudgun from your room, and start shooting at it saying "i'll take out the banshee!"

8161. You're running track and someone beats you by one second "he must have host"

8162. You see a weatherman on top of a building and you yell "oh god they got a super bouncer on their team!"

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8163: do 20 superbounces in a row without crouching getting on the big crane on headlong 6 times...
8164: find your own way of rocket lunging so you can do it first-try anywhere...
8165: play halo non-stop untill your controller has brown spots of dirt at the sides of the thumbsticks

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8166You buy a rocket laucher from your cuban contacts a nd try to rocket jump.

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