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you kill your friend for BR ammo.
U sream double triple killtactt,kill fenzy! When you shoot peopel in the face in a matter of 2 seconds each
You make up stupid ways to kill real people relating to halo yet are younger than the age requirement on the case.You think hanging out with a bunch of guys and putting your balls on each others face isnt -blam!-.You get the terms "halo maniac" and "total -blam!- retard" mixed up.You talk about stabbing teachers, old people and anyother random person but the only knife you have ever called your own you use to butter bread.
your friend picks u up in their car and u see "press x to board vehicle"u press x, drop kick ur friend out of the driver seat and speed off
when your in front of a seat of a vehicle with a person inside it you see "Press X to board vehicle"
when your in toys r us and you see a Master Chief action figure you say "Kelly! what happened to you!"
everytime you walk into a room you go to check your radar quickly.
when you dont see a radar you think you are just playing team snipers instead.
When you are in a race with other people you try to beat them hoping not to lose your rank.You jump from your roof thinking there is no fall damageYou think a jammed pistol is the MC6 pistolYou think a handcannon is an overpowered H1 pistolWhen you actually put down that video game and and go live your life you go to the library in search of the floodYou always carry a shotgun with youWhen you are playing Simon Says you think everyone is screen looking youYou pick up a skull and paint "Black Eye" on it then you hit your friend in the face repeatedly hoping to get oversheilds.When you actually get overshields you try to pick fights with bullies when they go to hit you, you say 'You can't hurt me dumbass I have oversheilds!'
you push people down thinking they were just assasinated by you and you start tea baging them. While yelling GET RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Edited on 12/14/2006]
dude i know someone who just got done with that and it is amazing.
whenever asked '' where are you going'' you say ''to finish this fight''
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when you continuosly talk about halo even though you're playing a different game
This is my rifle.There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
you spend all your spare time in your backyard trying to find superbounces.
you make a BB cannon hog out of a go-kart, you and your 2 best friends go off to Iraq, armed with nothing but BB Rifles[Edited on 12/17/2006]
when your friend says "bet you can stck it"you put glue on a rock and toss it at the nearest pedestrian[Edited on 12/17/2006]
You go to a trivia game and answer every qyestion with Halo then when everyone calls you retarded you say "im thinkin HALO!"
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you meet someone new and like hanging out with them so you give them a "Freind invite"
You hide around corners at school and wait for the bully to walk by , then crouch-jump out from behind the corner , hit him with brass knuckles and yell "assassination!" (i've done this & it's quite fun)
I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.
U make out with the halo 2 game case
you make a what nationality are the covenent thread.
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when you throw a rock at somebody after you crazy glue it and say, "yeah i stuck you you n00b."nvm about this...somebody already posted something like this a couple posts up [Edited on 12/19/2006]
you are ontop of the golden gate bridge and plan to jump off cuase there is no fall damage, then after you do that, you plan to hijack a car going at 77 MPH.
check this haha...so someone in the army is so obsessed with halo, when they:are bored and dont see any enemies thye try and stick their teammates thinking theyll just take longer to respawn when they diesee a crowd of people throw a grenade and yell DOUBLE KILL then eventually yell KILLING SPREE as they kill more peoplepick up a flare thinking its a plasma pistol then try and shoot it at someone with dual weilding their m16...hmmm no wonder they died
I walk on edge of oblivion...or do I?
You know your a halo maniac when....your watching the shakespeare play Hamlet and your wondering why nobody has decimated him yet and why he hasnt gone anywhere to hide. for those of you who don't get it....Oddball reference, you know with the human skull.