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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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When you see a bully at school you run away shouting "OH NO BAD GUYS!!!"

Got that one from a buddy.

  • 12.21.2006 9:33 PM PDT
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you hit people in you car going a descent speed hoping it will just take their shields down but not splatter them

  • 12.21.2006 10:32 PM PDT
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Your hands automatically type in "Bungie.net" instead of the intended site when you go on the Internet.

  • 12.21.2006 10:51 PM PDT
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you always stay at least 10 feet away from pregnant women

  • 12.22.2006 10:08 PM PDT

Oh, hello there.

When your at home watching t.v and you see that a space shuttle has launched into space you'll be like "Covenant Drop Ship On Approach"!

  • 12.23.2006 8:27 AM PDT
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when you see someone in detention you yell "CAMPER!! CAMPER!!"

  • 12.23.2006 8:29 AM PDT
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Meet the BR55 Rifle for those who want to
reach out and touch someone

when you hijack a jeep and expect to get assasinated
but when you live, you get in the jeep and begin to splatter people
after killing the driver of course

  • 12.25.2006 6:10 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You kill people and do the victory dance while saying "OOOO LOLOL I OWNED U NEWBIE"

  • 12.26.2006 12:25 PM PDT
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You mercilesly shoot anyone without a green triangle above their heads

[Edited on 12/26/2006]

  • 12.26.2006 7:13 PM PDT

Before falling in the Grand Canyon, you ask yourself, Halo or Halo 2. You choose Halo 2, and then jump out of the Grand Canyon, not knowing there is fall damage.

  • 12.26.2006 7:28 PM PDT
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When you leave school/work you look up to the sky expecting a gravity lift

  • 12.26.2006 7:34 PM PDT
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You're "nightmares" involve you shouting (while asleep) SLAYER SLAYER SLAYER SLAYER (constantly), to which your partner is very shocked

Lol I can just imagine that now

  • 12.26.2006 9:02 PM PDT
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when somebody is running into a wall and you shout " DAMN -blam!-ING STANDBYERS!!!"

  • 12.27.2006 2:54 AM PDT
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when u throw an apple at sombody and u say "oh man, why cant i stick him with this nades!?""

when ur mum says "wheres ur brother?" and u answer " br2" beacause u call ur mums and dads bedroom br1, ur brothers = br 2 and urs = br 3

  • 12.27.2006 3:01 AM PDT
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You cry whenever you see a red 'X' because you think one of your teammates just died.

You panic whenever someone says they've been stuck with a needle, thinking it's about to explode

[Edited on 12/29/2006]

  • 12.29.2006 1:05 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

you call a preseason match in anything unranked, regular season ranked,and championships MLG tournaments.

  • 12.29.2006 4:56 PM PDT
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you stand across the room from someone swinging a sword and wonder why the hell you aren't lunging

you have given one or more of your pets a holo name (My cat is guilty spark hehe)

you check the bungie site everyday wondering if there is any new trailers or screen shots

you actually bleep yourself out by shouting -blam!-

You weren't aware that the above was bleeping and thought it was an actual curse word

117 is prevalant in every screen name, email address and passowrd you have

you chase your little brothers around beating them and yelling "double kill, multi kill, running riot" etc



  • 12.29.2006 5:13 PM PDT

If you want to join sharpR, message me or go to our group site http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/111890/GroupHome.aspx

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

how do you guys like mine, my friends actually do it

  • 12.29.2006 5:17 PM PDT
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its okay.

you desperatley want to jump on passing cars and rip/kick the driver out.

you think green and orange ACTUALLY go together.

you participate in the halo ce v. halo 2 pistol debates

you get emotional in these debates

you know about lyca

you have copies of the cortana letters

you have a poster of cortana on your wall in a sexy pose

you think the MC and cortana should be married

you weren't weirded out by that suggestion

you jump off random places expecting to do a superjump if u land it rite.

  • 12.29.2006 5:23 PM PDT
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you understand every word halo 1s elites say

btw, wort wort wort means go go go

  • 01.02.2007 2:55 PM PDT
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(This must be atleast #3500)

You have an imaginary friend named Cortana and everytime you try to aviod a teacher at school you hear her say "Alert! Covenant Patrols to the left! Request immediate evac!"

Everytime you are about to exit a classroom you hear Cortana say "what if you miss?" And you say I WONT and try to fly down the hall way

You steal the skull from the science closet and roam the school screaming "OMG NOOBS I HAD THE ODDBALL FOR 30 MINUTES NOW!!"

When you found out that another baseball player took steriods you go like "omg hes trying to be master cheif!! I'll report him to the UNSC!!"

  • 01.02.2007 5:06 PM PDT
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PRJ since1990 is my Gamertag. Let's play

When you run around in real life killing people, then yelling out "Get up so i can kill you again!" Then you teabag their dead bodies.

  • 01.03.2007 2:49 PM PDT

When you saw your wife delivering a baby, you said "My baby just spawned!"

  • 01.03.2007 4:49 PM PDT