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shooting your friend with a BB gun and shouting Rap3d.
when your signing a contract and you draw a picture of a halo 2 fight (signature)when your playing basketball and have a nice no-look pass you yell "no scope!"
You are at a party, and someone asks, "where's Dan?" You say, "Oh, last time I checked, he was stuck at blue screen, so he should be late."
If you want to join sharpR, message me or go to our group site http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/111890/GroupHome.aspx if you wan t to join mob the group go to our group sitehttp://www.bungie.net/Fanclub/113702/GroupHome.aspx"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"
youre a teacher and you catch someone cheating on a test and you call him/her unlegit and a noob
someone gets an A and you say "youre unlegit" [Edited on 1/5/2007]
youre playing basketball and someone makes a very lucky shot and you say "no fair you had host"
whenever you see a flag you have this sudden impulse to grab it and run as far as you can without dying[Edited on 1/5/2007]
you decorated every corner of your house with halo stuff
you dressed up as MC for Halloweenall of your accounts for everything is named after your gamertag(yahoo,bungie,etc.)in other games you think you have full shield and run out and die and wonder why
you reserved the legendary edition of halo 3 because it ahs the replica MC helmetyoure try and shoot gorillas thinking their brutesyou have a replica version of every halo gunyou have a real version of the plasma sword that can kill(minus the plasma quality
you also have replica brute,arbiter,MC,and every other type of halo armor
you post here
You beat a rival team at a sport and yell "You got pwned."
To play or not to play....
* You get angry when your car will not start when you press the x button on your controller.* You write how many hours of Halo you have played on your resume.* You realise it is 3am in the morning before you decide to take a break from playing.* You start saying things like "Wretched human." and "Our foes multiply" when things go wrong around you.* You try talking to your computer monitor in a confused attempt to get information about Halo.* When you hurt yourself you take cover and wait for your health to regenerate.* Oh and my favourite... You realise grenade jumping doesn't work to well in real life.Oh and above all You forget that you can simply edit your posts rather than having to post a new reply (usually within minutes of each other). I bet this is being done to bump the thread count up. It is obvious and it is annoying.There is an edit button you know?Wow look 8000+ replies I bet about 6000 are posted by the same person a few minutes after their previous post/s. [Edited on 1/5/2007]
you call your girlfriend Cortana in " the bed room"
when someone is charging at you with a sword you yell, "UR n00b ONLY n00bz WIELD SWORDS!!!!!SWORD=CHEAP WEAPON n00bz!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: sharperknife777you also have replica brute,arbiter,MC,and every other type of halo armorYou don't use the 'edit' feature, so you have 5 posts in a row.
-you are afraid of glowing purple lights because they will stick and explode-you think 343 Gulti Spark and Cortana should be married (got that from my friend)
-You walk around in a card board box pretending your in a scorpion when someone picks up a couple rocks and throws them at you(because your a loser). You say "no fair, you used tracking you noob."-You wont give up on your theory that you can compress your excess bodyweight by using forerunner slipspace technology.[Edited on 1/5/2007]
when hunting with Dick Cheney and he shoots u in the face,u imagine him screaming no scope -blam!-]
"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."
You call Wee-Man a grunt.You own every Halo videogame and audio CD. (I do)You can play the entire Halo 2 Epiloge on a violin. (I can)
You die a little inside whenever you play any game other than Halo or Halo 2You play spiltscreen and when you lose, you complain about lag, who has host, and moddingYou have nightmares and they all end with stand-bysWhenever you hear a DJ referred to as an MC, you chuckle a little
when your me...
-Arsenalc08 SupportMauler-Spiker/Spartan LazerWTF?! WHY would you did they to us?
When you say something original in the thread after the 2000th pageWhen you use your make-a-wish foundation wish to get you and your friends into the Halo 3 beta, a HUMONGOUS flat screen TV surround sound and four new wireless controllers for your xbox 360 (guess what my wish is going to be guys)
When you go to a car dealer ship and ask to buy a warthog.Your dad tells you to join the USMC, but you insist on joining the UNSC instead.When after you kill yourself in real life you hear a man yelling 'suicide!'[Edited on 1/9/2007]