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Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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shooting your friend with a BB gun and shouting Rap3d.

  • 01.03.2007 5:32 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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when your signing a contract and you draw a picture of a halo 2 fight (signature)

when your playing basketball and have a nice no-look pass you yell "no scope!"

  • 01.03.2007 5:36 PM PDT
Subject: 99999 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You are at a party, and someone asks, "where's Dan?" You say, "Oh, last time I checked, he was stuck at blue screen, so he should be late."

  • 01.03.2007 7:13 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

youre a teacher and you catch someone cheating on a test and you call him/her unlegit and a noob

  • 01.05.2007 3:35 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

someone gets an A and you say "youre unlegit"

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  • 01.05.2007 3:37 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

youre playing basketball and someone makes a very lucky shot and you say "no fair you had host"

  • 01.05.2007 3:38 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

whenever you see a flag you have this sudden impulse to grab it and run as far as you can without dying

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  • 01.05.2007 3:42 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

you decorated every corner of your house with halo stuff

  • 01.05.2007 3:45 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

you dressed up as MC for Halloween

all of your accounts for everything is named after your gamertag(yahoo,bungie,etc.)

in other games you think you have full shield and run out and die and wonder why

  • 01.05.2007 3:48 PM PDT

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"Grab Your Garmin, and Take On The World!!!"

you reserved the legendary edition of halo 3 because it ahs the replica MC helmet

youre try and shoot gorillas thinking their brutes

you have a replica version of every halo gun


you have a real version of the plasma sword that can kill(minus the plasma quality

  • 01.05.2007 3:53 PM PDT

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you also have replica brute,arbiter,MC,and every other type of halo armor

  • 01.05.2007 3:54 PM PDT
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you post here

  • 01.05.2007 4:00 PM PDT

You beat a rival team at a sport and yell "You got pwned."

  • 01.05.2007 4:19 PM PDT
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To play or not to play....

* You get angry when your car will not start when you press the x button on your controller.
* You write how many hours of Halo you have played on your resume.
* You realise it is 3am in the morning before you decide to take a break from playing.
* You start saying things like "Wretched human." and "Our foes multiply" when things go wrong around you.
* You try talking to your computer monitor in a confused attempt to get information about Halo.
* When you hurt yourself you take cover and wait for your health to regenerate.
* Oh and my favourite... You realise grenade jumping doesn't work to well in real life.


Oh and above all
You forget that you can simply edit your posts rather than having to post a new reply (usually within minutes of each other). I bet this is being done to bump the thread count up. It is obvious and it is annoying.

There is an edit button you know?

Wow look 8000+ replies I bet about 6000 are posted by the same person a few minutes after their previous post/s.



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  • 01.05.2007 5:37 PM PDT
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you call your girlfriend Cortana in " the bed room"

  • 01.05.2007 6:45 PM PDT
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when someone is charging at you with a sword you yell, "UR n00b ONLY n00bz WIELD SWORDS!!!!!SWORD=CHEAP WEAPON n00bz!!!!!!!!"

  • 01.05.2007 6:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: sharperknife777
you also have replica brute,arbiter,MC,and every other type of halo armor


You don't use the 'edit' feature, so you have 5 posts in a row.

  • 01.05.2007 10:05 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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-you are afraid of glowing purple lights because they will stick and explode
-you think 343 Gulti Spark and Cortana should be married (got that from my friend)

  • 01.05.2007 10:16 PM PDT
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-You walk around in a card board box pretending your in a scorpion when someone picks up a couple rocks and throws them at you(because your a loser). You say "no fair, you used tracking you noob."
-You wont give up on your theory that you can compress your excess bodyweight by using forerunner slipspace technology.

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  • 01.05.2007 10:51 PM PDT
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when hunting with Dick Cheney and he shoots u in the face,u imagine him screaming no scope -blam!-
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  • 01.05.2007 11:32 PM PDT

"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."

You call Wee-Man a grunt.

You own every Halo videogame and audio CD. (I do)

You can play the entire Halo 2 Epiloge on a violin. (I can)

  • 01.05.2007 11:54 PM PDT
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You die a little inside whenever you play any game other than Halo or Halo 2

You play spiltscreen and when you lose, you complain about lag, who has host, and modding

You have nightmares and they all end with stand-bys

Whenever you hear a DJ referred to as an MC, you chuckle a little

  • 01.06.2007 12:55 AM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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when your me...

  • 01.07.2007 10:04 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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WTF?! WHY would you did they to us?

When you say something original in the thread after the 2000th page

When you use your make-a-wish foundation wish to get you and your friends into the Halo 3 beta, a HUMONGOUS flat screen TV surround sound and four new wireless controllers for your xbox 360 (guess what my wish is going to be guys)

  • 01.07.2007 11:05 PM PDT
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When you go to a car dealer ship and ask to buy a warthog.

Your dad tells you to join the USMC, but you insist on joining the UNSC instead.

When after you kill yourself in real life you hear a man yelling 'suicide!'

[Edited on 1/9/2007]

  • 01.08.2007 11:29 PM PDT