- Vick Sr
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- Exalted Legendary Member
Well Enough Alone...
~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty
~When you run into a wall, your legs keep funning.
~You can't sit down on anything iether than airplanes. And, even then, 50% of the time you end up standing with your head going through the roof. Everywere els you crouch on. (easter egg finders will know what I'm talking about.)
~You hear a lion and think its a flood.
~you see a yello and brown sock with a tennis ball inside and think its an infection form.
~You are dissapionted when you are in an argument with someone and can't mute them.
~when you are on a treadmill you think you can't move because you've been standbyed.
~You get in a car race with your ferrarii owning freind and when you lose you call him a modder.
~you pick up a bowling ball and, because of its weight and you lack of muscle, your arms drop down. You think to yourself "blind skull!!"
~You witness the military testing a new prototype lightening gun and think "weapons modders!!"
~You date askes you why you were late to dinner and you explain that your cab driver had serios lagg isues.
At your bus stop you yell at the driver pointing out your suppirior driveing skills and why he should get in turret and you should drive. You get an average of 10 splatter awwards per game.
~While you are playing you here someone say "I'm going back to the hotell" You think he is a noob as he dousn't realise that you can't get to hotel zanzibar from metropolis.
~You sibling gets his foot stuck in a blender (look at my sig for instructions) and you explain that he should not worry because there is an emergency medical facility down the road and a warthog conveniantly placed right neer your current position. (you play too much turf)
~Your dog barks and you think "I knew it! Grunts are related to doggs!"
~You get stuck in traffic and think "man if I had a ghost right now I'd...!!!!!"
~you see a car useing its turbo charger and think "wait a sec!! Hogs dont have boost!!"
Pleas tell me what you think of mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7
[Edited on 1/22/2007]