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Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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When you look at something in the distance you try to click the R-stick to zoom in...

Which I myself have done, many a time.

  • 01.09.2007 1:41 AM PDT
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Sticking/Trowing gum at people thinking it's a plasma granade, And yell at them "your DEAD, muahuahuahua" and then walking away finding next victime.????!!!!

  • 01.09.2007 2:26 AM PDT
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-You have a 57inch TV just for Halo/Halo2.
-On that TV, every single HUD is burnt into the screen making it impossible to play any other game without seeing and wondering why the burnt in health bar is not flickering when you get hit.

Don't know the number we're on.

  • 01.09.2007 5:09 AM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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what is dis all about.....?

  • 01.09.2007 9:11 AM PDT
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Meet the BR55 Rifle for those who want to
reach out and touch someone

when you steal you're computer speakers, and attach them to you're 9inch TV you're xbox is on, just to make halo sound more realistic


(completley true, i wish my TV was bigger)

  • 01.10.2007 4:24 PM PDT
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When you own Gears of War and an Xbox 360, but play still play Halo2 all the damn time

  • 01.11.2007 3:16 PM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

You bash the dominos pizza guy yelling "DIE RED DIE!!!!"
You see your frend through binouculars and think "head shot!''
In the middle of your football game you put on the other teams jursy and screem "scroo you reds! Im switchen to blue!!''

  • 01.14.2007 6:29 PM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

You never use flashlights fearing they will depleat your shields.
You run away from xmas treas thinking the globes are plasma nads
You crouch under a table then jump off the roof thinking you'll superjump.
You through the cab driver out of his car and drive away at full speed trying to run over people in an attempt to get "hijack" and "splatter" metals.

  • 01.14.2007 6:39 PM PDT
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You wonder why SWAT uses rifles instead of pistols.

  • 01.14.2007 6:52 PM PDT
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you hang the disk on your wall =D

  • 01.14.2007 7:03 PM PDT

You tell the makers of shotguns to rename it hostgun.

  • 01.15.2007 11:53 AM PDT
Subject: 99999 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Oh and above all
You forget that you can simply edit your posts rather than having to post a new reply (usually within minutes of each other). I bet this is being done to bump the thread count up. It is obvious and it is annoying.

There is an edit button you know?

Wow look 8000+ replies I bet about 6000 are posted by the same person a few minutes after their previous post/s.



Amen.

  • 01.15.2007 1:18 PM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

This was someone elses but it's funny...108. When you're fat friend comes up to you and your other friend you say "Look arbiter, the hunters have come to our aide!"

Theas is mine...In the middle of a football game you are losing you put on the other teams jursey and yell "team change!"
~your chair is fliped over and in the upper right corner of your eye you see "hold x to flip chair"
~you think that bashing realy fast will cause no damage (b and x realy fast = fast bash but no damage) so when someone robs your house you bash them nice and slow
~When your skiing you think that you are rushing into battle with an army of those ODSTs with helmates.
~You see a yello snake and think "honar guard!"
~you get shot by your own teemate in paintball and press x to eject player
~when you bord the plain to chicago you hold x to bord banshie
~your frend shows you his ATV and you think "Mongoose!!!!!"
~You see a yello hummer and think "modders! There is no golden warthog!"
~You see a worker using a nail gun and think "spiker!!"
~ You rush past 10 enimy solgers thinking "suckers! I have the envy skull!"
~ I will think of more! Tell me what you think of the ones I've posted so far!

  • 01.16.2007 2:07 PM PDT
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I think you should learn how to spell, but maybe it's just me.

  • 01.16.2007 2:12 PM PDT
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you a flashlight shined in your eyes and use the after color as a aimer and keep saying headshot.(i have done this)

oh and its just you.

[Edited on 1/16/2007]

  • 01.16.2007 2:38 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

When you can recite every single thing everyone says in Halo CE and Halo 2.

When you drive a Hummer you think that you are in a scorpion/wraith and try to blow up all of the passing cars

  • 01.16.2007 2:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vick Sr
You never use flashlights fearing they will depleat your shields.


Thats actually from HL2

  • 01.16.2007 3:16 PM PDT
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dunno if this was posted yet but here it goes:

CONTAINS OVER 400 CURSE WORDS

  • 01.16.2007 3:26 PM PDT
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Meet the BR55 Rifle for those who want to
reach out and touch someone

LMFAO
i tried to send the guy form the video a friends request
but it says that GT doesn't exist
i really wanted to play that guy

  • 01.19.2007 1:54 PM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

In basket ball games, you try to yell "bomb droped" every time the ball hits the floor. With years of practice, this has made you a fortune by haveing a job as a auctionear because you can talk realy fast.
~you refuse to turn anything but your entire body when turning.
~If you see a hocky game you like you yell "(your gamertag) joined the game!" and put on a joursy and get a hockey stick. Same goes for leaving games.
~you see someone passing a bal to another person and think "he,ll never get the most time with the ball if he keeps doing that!"
~You think you can drive your jeep over ice because it worked in halo 1.
~You ask what the respawn time is in a paintball game thin try to splatter people with your jeep thinking merrily to yourself "now they'll have to run all the way back over heer when they respawn!"
~You never open any gates fearing that you won't be able to close them and that enimies will come through.
~You are able to reload 2 machine guns at the same time.
~You joined the marines and it wasn't because you wanted to defend you country. As far as your concerned, the United States no longer exists.
~You can chaing your direction in mid air while jumping.
~You can stop your jeep in mid air useing your E break.
~You put a seing over you sleep saying "(your gamertag) is off line. Last seen 2 hours ago.
~You and your frends didn't come to school giving the explination "your party is to large to enter this playlist.
~You never have guests over fearing you wont be able to play ranked games.
~You alwais run at the same speed and you alwais run.
~If you come across a place you can't jump, you use you energy bridge.
~You tryed shooting down a jet fighter useing your plasma lamp and a couple bar marnets.
~you think any blue thick liquid is coveinant coolant.
~someone sais "flood!!" and you reach for your shotgun.
~I will think of more.

  • 01.19.2007 2:59 PM PDT
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(I actually do this, its a habit)

Whever you talk to somebody(In person) your thumb twitches in order to press the imaginary white button.



When you see "The Sword Swallowing Man" at a circus you yell "h4axz0rz!"

  • 01.19.2007 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: l XGCxReaver l
When you own Gears of War and an Xbox 360, but play still play Halo2 all the damn time


lol yea I still play Halo 2 more than Gears of War...

  • 01.19.2007 4:22 PM PDT
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you can do 2 double shots in a row cuase you have played halo so long

( my friend can actually do that, its fricken crazy)

  • 01.21.2007 8:20 AM PDT
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When you are eating dinner you say X when you wanna pick up a spoon at dinner and wait for the spoons to be picked up.

  • 01.21.2007 8:42 AM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

~When you run into a wall, your legs keep funning.
~You can't sit down on anything iether than airplanes. And, even then, 50% of the time you end up standing with your head going through the roof. Everywere els you crouch on. (easter egg finders will know what I'm talking about.)
~You hear a lion and think its a flood.
~you see a yello and brown sock with a tennis ball inside and think its an infection form.
~You are dissapionted when you are in an argument with someone and can't mute them.
~when you are on a treadmill you think you can't move because you've been standbyed.
~You get in a car race with your ferrarii owning freind and when you lose you call him a modder.
~you pick up a bowling ball and, because of its weight and you lack of muscle, your arms drop down. You think to yourself "blind skull!!"
~You witness the military testing a new prototype lightening gun and think "weapons modders!!"
~You date askes you why you were late to dinner and you explain that your cab driver had serios lagg isues.
At your bus stop you yell at the driver pointing out your suppirior driveing skills and why he should get in turret and you should drive. You get an average of 10 splatter awwards per game.
~While you are playing you here someone say "I'm going back to the hotell" You think he is a noob as he dousn't realise that you can't get to hotel zanzibar from metropolis.
~You sibling gets his foot stuck in a blender (look at my sig for instructions) and you explain that he should not worry because there is an emergency medical facility down the road and a warthog conveniantly placed right neer your current position. (you play too much turf)
~Your dog barks and you think "I knew it! Grunts are related to doggs!"
~You get stuck in traffic and think "man if I had a ghost right now I'd...!!!!!"
~you see a car useing its turbo charger and think "wait a sec!! Hogs dont have boost!!"
Pleas tell me what you think of mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7

[Edited on 1/22/2007]

  • 01.22.2007 2:57 PM PDT