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Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

You begin to notice that when your dog barks, it sounds like "Wort Wort Wort"

you grab a small lifting weight and flick your wrist, thinking that floating energy blades will suddenly erupt from it

  • 02.20.2007 8:42 PM PDT
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If you tend to call the boyfriend 'Spartan'
Or 'Master Cheif'

  • 02.21.2007 4:20 PM PDT
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When you see fire works, you scream "AHHHHH HALOS ABOUT TO ACTIVATE KILL TARTURS!!!!!!!!!!

  • 02.27.2007 11:28 AM PDT
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Stab a baby in the face and yell "Spawn -blam!-"

  • 02.27.2007 12:37 PM PDT
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sorry i some of these have been said, i aint reading through over 8000 comments lol

someone asks u whether u slept well and u say "no thanks to ure driving yes"
even more if immediatly after saying this u say "fire control to the main cannon is offline"

u shoot ure boss and wonder why the woman inside ure head wont summon invincible marines

u wake up and spend 5 mins moving ure head up and down to check that ure settings are ok

  • 02.27.2007 1:03 PM PDT
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You put a gun in the hands of a doll and you say "I don't keep it loaded son".

  • 02.27.2007 2:54 PM PDT
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You shout "My mancannon is firing all over the place!"

  • 02.27.2007 4:29 PM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

You pop a Viagra and say "fire control to the main cannon is offline"
THIS SHOULD BE STICKY!!!!!!!

  • 02.27.2007 5:18 PM PDT

Vell mudda SICK dred!

*You play Halo 2 online and win two skirmish games in a row, then get two-thirds of the kills on your team on team slayer then win one of the most challenging 29-30 score double team games you ever played and then you want to join the army.
*You have nightmares of being chased by a spartan with an energy sword but you only have half a clip of a needler.
*Have a mini orgasm inside when you stick the guy chasin you with a sword and leave without a scratch
* Feel you have the advantage over everyone in sports class because you can croutch jump.
*Go on the beach and swim a bit but saddnened when you find apperently theres an invisible wall.
*Play capture the flag with you friends and visualize everything as if it were in a Halo game
*Before you get in a fight you put your sensitivity to 10.

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when you speak only in halo quotes

  • 02.28.2007 8:07 AM PDT
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when talking to your veteran grandfather, you refer to him as "halfjaw"
You are left wondering why your paintball gun doesnt have x10 zoom.
You avoid construction workers with hammers until their sheilds are down.
You chase your obese little brother smacking him with the butt of your smg.

  • 02.28.2007 8:19 AM PDT
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You have a strong feeling that your math teacher is a GRUNT in disquise

  • 02.28.2007 8:43 AM PDT
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Before I had a Bungie.net account I read tis thread for hours. Nice work guys.

  • 03.02.2007 2:36 PM PDT

Vell mudda SICK dred!

Your worst nightmare is to hear these three quotes simutaneausly:

"Gain the lead"

"Lost the lead"

"Game Over"

  • 03.02.2007 3:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Uber1337noobPwnr
Before I had a Bungie.net account I read tis thread for hours. Nice work guys.
Lol me to.

  • 03.02.2007 4:39 PM PDT
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When you do the high jump at school and before you jump you tell your teacher to raise the bar to 10 feet because you can superjump.

You wonder why it is so hard to throw a ball 80 feet or so

your about to jump off a skyscraper and a reporter asks you why you wnat to jump off then you say.."Because theres no fall damage..DUR" and jump.

you wake up to go to school and you tell your mom/dad/alarm clock that you have a blue screen so i have to wait a couple of hours to go to school

you join the army and you ask the sarge if you can start off training with a "Scarab Gun"

your first words when you join the army are.."I need a weapon"

your in the army and a friend dies and a guy next to says.."Damn we lost another one"..and you say..."no its ok..we are safe where we are so he will revive"

In math class if you get asked a question all of your answers include the number 7

you ask your girlfriend if you can call her cortana

you tell your girlfriend to call you John....or Master Chief

when ever somebody beats you at anything you call them a n00b and say they modded to beat you

you become a brain operator at a hospital and you mess around with his brain thinking you can mod him

  • 03.02.2007 6:22 PM PDT
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Halo Mania, u no u have it whenu play Halo 2 on xbc or xbl 50-70 hours a week and turn down ur friends so that u can spend a whole day playing

  • 03.02.2007 9:28 PM PDT
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You run around screaming because you think the covenant are going to invade Earth.

  • 03.03.2007 5:35 PM PDT
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sorry if this has been posted but,
you kill everyone at a beach because you think its Zanzibar.

  • 03.03.2007 6:15 PM PDT
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you tell ur friends your having a party and when they turn up with beer they look confused when ure sat there with system link set up and only the halo music playing

  • 03.05.2007 3:57 AM PDT
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You jump off a building, thinking that you'll respawn with more ammo.

  • 03.05.2007 4:57 AM PDT
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When your bored of skool you attempt to walk out of the doors and you suddenly fall to the ground when you get up you say:

Damn kill barriers! Someone grab the Wraith!


In America

  • 03.05.2007 8:16 AM PDT
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Or when ya box it out wit 2 people and win then u say DOUBLE KILL!

  • 03.05.2007 9:44 AM PDT