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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You are amazed when you find out you can do more than just jump, shoot and throw grenades.

You are trying to put a gauss cannon on your jeep.

When in the passenger seat, you cant seem to put your ass in the chair.

  • 03.05.2007 9:50 AM PDT

I steal kills for money

When you hear little annoying kids screaming in your ears in a silent room.

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When you try to shoot yourself in the back of the head to spawn somewhere else

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When ever you takle someone and they fall over you shout BxR!!

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When your at school/work you look at your stats on bungie.net



  • 03.05.2007 9:51 AM PDT
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You throw a football at someones head and you shout "Get no-scoped kid! wow!"

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your roommates jump on you while your sleeping and you yell "spawn kill"!!!

  • 03.05.2007 2:54 PM PDT
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When your instant response to you band directer squirting febreeze at you is "IM HIT"


O.o

I know I have no life....

  • 03.05.2007 3:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: ghost22
When you do the high jump at school and before you jump you tell your teacher to raise the bar to 10 feet because you can superjump.


My BFF Lachab (who went to state in High jump) said this to his coach (who plays halo) and he got smacked with a clipboard O.o

  • 03.05.2007 3:40 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: Chinpokomon
You throw a football at someones head and you shout "Get no-scoped kid! wow!"


LMAO, or you play so long you sit down for dinner and it says "Press X to pick up Fork" or "Hold Y to dual-wield Knife"

  • 03.05.2007 5:35 PM PDT
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For the love of God let this thread die already! Most of these have been repeated a bajillion times, and many of them aren't really all that funny.

Like, at all.

  • 03.05.2007 5:44 PM PDT
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Long live this thread! And how come you don't like the dinner table one or the football to the face one, that was funny

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Posted by: Viper Venom
Long live this thread! And how come you don't like the dinner table one or the football to the face one, that was funny
The first time I heard the dinner table one, I thought it was pretty funny.

But I just went back to the football one and didn't think it was all that funny. I dunno maybe I just didn't get it. :P

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read it again, then read the spawn kill one

  • 03.05.2007 5:53 PM PDT
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Chemical Weapon!

posted by:Achronos
Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

someone at school throws a random water bottle over the balcony, and you think its a grenade for a split second (actually happened)

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Ok, ok, hear me out on this one:

You are with your best friend, and you playing Halo, you get so into the game you kill your friend in the game and you throw him on the ground and pretend to hump him and scream "NOOB! YOU SUCK!"

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When you refer to the "bloods" and the "crips" as Red vs Blue Team Slayer.

  • 03.05.2007 9:44 PM PDT
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Sorry for double posting, but I often say "Gained the lead" "Lost the lead" and so on and so forth while watching sports lol. And for football, "Play ball" and "Ball contested"

Wow lol. Halo is addicting.

  • 03.05.2007 9:47 PM PDT
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When you post yourself on the top of the pile of oranges in the supermarket and yell "territory controlled!"

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or "Hill contested"

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You go out in your MC Armor with an airsoft BR and start shooting everything that moves.

  • 03.06.2007 12:15 AM PDT

You imitate the multiplayer voice announcer.[/guilty]

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…you finally go upstairs and you parent(s) start saying, "Nice of you to join us," "Is that our son?" and "You decided to come out of the dungeon, huh?"
…you log onto Halo at 10:30PM just for a quick game and you look down and it's 2:30am and you have school/work in the morning.


The scary thing is, these 2 apply to me XD

  • 03.06.2007 10:09 PM PDT
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You actuall have to decide whether you want to keep playing or go sleep with your wife/girlfriend.

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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

when using a knife in the kitchen to cut something u bring the knife down as hard as u can while sreaming ASSASINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS GREAT U GUYS SHOULD GO PAST 500

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Posted by: Iron Teeth
You actuall have to decide whether you want to keep playing or go sleep with your wife/girlfriend.

The sad thing is, I did this to my boyfriend...As a test, but still...I put down my controller and nodded at him...
He looked at the tv, then at me, then at the tv...
The pressed start and continued playing.

I gave up and played a co-op game with him.



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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

You eat children.

  • 03.08.2007 3:38 PM PDT