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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You dig up skulls in the graveyard and in the corner of your eye the name of the skull appears.

  • 03.08.2007 5:57 PM PDT

You keep bumping this thread... for the love of God, let it die already.

=/

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come on OC girl, with 137 pages, its a limitless source of humor.
alex

  • 03.08.2007 6:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

when u turn on your light bulb a voice in your head sys: "i am 343 guilty spark moniter of this instilation how may i be of assistance."

you dont wear your wedding ring in fear of three things.
1: tatarus will activate it and destroy you.
2: tiny little people are fighting on it .
3: the flood will eat your finger.



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  • 03.08.2007 10:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
You keep bumping this thread... for the love of God, let it die already.

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you look like a fat girl

  • 03.08.2007 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

ill never let -blam!- die! even the modderaters like it so much we havent been
blacklisted 4 bumping

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  • 03.09.2007 5:15 AM PDT
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So...i havent really looked...i dunno if we reached the cap or if this was used...but im sayin it.


If you see someone fall down, rather than help them up, you stand over top of them and duck, shouting "Tea Bag!"

  • 03.09.2007 6:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

dont get it

  • 03.09.2007 6:05 AM PDT

If you are walking down a dark hallway and you can't help looking behind you, just to avoid any assassinations...

If you keep a framed photo of the MC on your bedstand so you can feel "safe"...

  • 03.09.2007 7:24 AM PDT
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97% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD. IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 3% WHO WILL, PUT THIS IN YOUR SIG.
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Yeah, because we all know that weird guys on youtube always speak the truth.

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Posting on bungie.net should require that the user has had to have read a chapter book all the way through.

You run around your school with 2 lunch boxes and yell I'm DULE WHIELDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone trips you yell SINPER!!!

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You swear you found a floating skull on a cliffside and you think there's a number on the back of it.

You jump from the top of a crane and expect to survive.

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  • 03.09.2007 9:56 PM PDT

o_O

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Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
You keep bumping this thread... for the love of God, let it die already.

=/
you look like a fat girl


Hoooooly crap. Funniest thing all night. Truth has a way of being funny...

Oh... and...
When your girlfriend is complaining about something, you are thankful that she isn't a small blue woman inside your head, because then you would take a quarter inch drill bit to it.

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  • 03.09.2007 11:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

keep it going guys

  • 03.10.2007 3:50 AM PDT
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when your nickname is halo, you named your pet master chief and you accidently call your girlfriend cortana. then you know

  • 03.10.2007 7:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jeremiah Durbin
when your nickname is halo, you named your pet master chief and you accidently call your girlfriend cortana. then you know


John has called me cortana...and he wants our daughters name to be cortana?
Think he likes her much?
xD

  • 03.10.2007 7:21 AM PDT
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i am probably double posting but i have a tendency to yell out betrayel when someone lies to a friend and also in a class we were throwing paper air plains and i hit two poeple and said aloud double kill and then was pissed and complained for missing my triple. these tendencys come out alot more when i watch tv and see the movie stars going at it. my parents think i'm a little crazy. peace

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i gotta be honest that's a good one to remember. and yea a little too much. just hope it doesn't go beyond that.

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Posted by: Jeremiah Durbin
i am probably double posting but i have a tendency to yell out betrayel when someone lies to a friend and also in a class we were throwing paper air plains and i hit two poeple and said aloud double kill and then was pissed and complained for missing my triple. these tendencys come out alot more when i watch tv and see the movie stars going at it. my parents think i'm a little crazy. peace


Remember what Cortana said:
Unfortunately for us both...I like crazy.

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my parents are nothing like cortana .... unfortunatly.

i am going to bed now, i was up from 12 am yesterday til now. goodnight to me

  • 03.10.2007 7:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

there hasnt been any replies to this thread in awhile so i guess its safe to say its over guys .
im sad to be saying the final farewell but i hope another thread like this will come soon.

[Edited on 3/11/2007]

  • 03.11.2007 12:47 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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To play or not to play....

You continually bump this thread just to look cool...

  • 03.11.2007 12:57 AM PDT
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Shut up. Why -blam!- about bumping this thread? It's a funny thread, and the moderators could care less.

You know you're a Halo maniac when you're getting into surgery and they open your chest and find a little Flood spore in there.

You know you're a Halo maniac when you go to a graveyard, pull out your shotgun, stick them into coffins and light up their dead asses. Reason: The Flood must be destroyed.

You know you're a Halo maniac when you yell "hacker!" when you throw something at someone and it doesn't stick to them and explode.

You know you're a Halo maniac when you pick up a knife, and in the corner of your eye it says Press (Y) to dual-wield spoon. (probably said already)

Yeah. That's what I got.

  • 03.11.2007 4:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

finally a reply

  • 03.11.2007 4:52 AM PDT
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When you go up to a girl and say you're a level 31 legit.

When your in a fight you tell your opponent that you can stick 4 grunts in two seconds.

When you hear the tail end of a sentance where someone is noting that some kid has a huge wart and you attack them.

  • 03.12.2007 1:14 PM PDT

Greatest of all time

when u go to the library u bring ur shotgun

  • 03.12.2007 2:51 PM PDT